Ozyola's Oddments #4: Custom Item Submissions!

What is Ozyola's Oddments? The original OO thread was about Photoshopping silly new cards and/or items. This series is about creating and submitting items that meet the current restrictions similar to the original Aloyzo's Arsenal. Like Aloyzo, Ozyola is also quite temperamental—every month, he may have some restriction on what kind of item he’s willing to make. Still: he might fill your order! Use the form below to request his services.

(Disclaimer: Do note that this has nothing to do with BM and is only a fan-made homage for your amusement only. )

Ozyola's Oddments #4
(closes on Tuesday February 14th (2017-02-14), 12:00 UTC)

this month's restriction: "Highlander (divine) weapon or staff" - 6-card weapons for priests, warrior or wizards only! see clarification below.​

# Order Form
Every month or so, you have a chance for Ozyola to photoshop an item of your choice. To place an order, make a post in this thread. Limit one post per player per thread. When you place your order, you must include the following information:

1. Item Name
Ozyola does not guarantee that he will craft your item with the requested name.

2. Item Slot (e.g. Staff) (+ rarity & item level)
E.g. "Staff (level 10, Rare, )" — Ozyola won't craft your item if you do not at least specify item slot. Posting info about rarity and item level makes it easier & faster to create statistics about the submissions.

3. Cards
Ozyola recommends that you only request cards already on existing items of the requested slot, as these enchantments are more likely to work. Dabbling is risky. Posting both text wiki links and images of the cards makes it easier and more pleasant for others to visualize & compare your submission.

• DO NOT submit any accompanying explanation of why your item should be selected. Submit only the above 3 pieces of information. If you need to say more about your item, do it in the Smithy.
• You do not need to preordain the level or rarity of the item you're ordering, but it is strongly recommended. @Vakaz has set up a tool to make such an endeavor easier if you feel like trying.
• That said, items of particularly high quality may be too complex for Ozyola to craft.
(If your submission would be level 21+, it is unlikely to be selected.)
• Also, Ozyola isn't interested in crafting existing items, so please make sure your idea doesn't already exist in-game by consulting the wiki.


# Clarification of This Month's Restrictions "Highlander (divine) weapon or staff"
Highlander builds pop up on the forums from time to time (Bad Casual Game Ideas, Highlander build & The GhostBrain Excuse) and Ozyola wants to give some love to this quirky and niche format.

There is ONE category of acceptable submissions this month.

• Submit only 6-card (divine) weapon or staff items for priest, warrior or wizard.
• Only one copy of each card on the item, that is, your 6-card item should contain six different cards.
• Ozyola's judging criteria are pretty vague. Consider reading OO #1 & OO #2 submission feedbacks to get a feel for his preferences.
• I don't care whether the item is under- or overpowered. But keep these guidelines in mind:
  • Monster cards that haven't been printed on any items are NOT allowed this time.
  • You can use cards that have not yet been printed on that item type. Use your best judgement and refer to cards.csv's slots column or ask on the discussion thread, if you're unsure.
  • Try to follow other vague item design rules listed in Item Creation Design Discussion.
• Have fun!

# Clarification of Number of Winners
Ozyola will Photoshop TWO winning items, see below:

I, Ozyola, will pick one winner. I also create community choice poll, where you can vote for your favorite item. A maximum of ten (10) submissions (that follow the contest restrictions) with most likes will get selected to the community poll, so your likes count too!


# Rewards
THERE IS NO IN-GAME PRIZES! This in only social forum game / event.

What you get if Ozyola accepts your order:

• a Photoshopped version of your item, delivered straight to the forums!
• some virtual fame and hopefully some nice and consturctive peer feedback!

# Questions
Q: Can I submit more than one item?
A: If you want to submit multiple ideas, you have to do it over multiple threads/months. Only one submission per thread!

Q: I submitted an item last month. Can I submit it again?
A: Yes, but be warned that it might not be worthy of Ozyola's consideration if it hasn't already been selected. Also, different threads may have different restrictions, so one thread's submission may not qualify the next.

Q: When do submissions close?
A: Submissions for OO #4 will close on Tuesday February 13th (2017-02-14), 12:00 UTC.

Q: Is there anything that will instantly disqualify my item?
A: Follow the month's design restrictions and you'll be fine. If you'd rather try to be silly/funny or just want to break the rules (instead of maybe just slightly bending them), consider using the original Ozyola's Oddments: Custom Item Photoshopping! thread instead.

Other questions? Suggestions for upcoming themes, collaboration offers for videos, etc. Ask / post in the discussion thread.

Please only post in this thread to submit an order. Thanks!

 

1. Bald Dolt's Bold Boltstaff
2. Level 18 Rare Staff,
3. Surging Bolt, Penetrating Bolt, Punishing Bolt, Sizzling Bolt, Silver Bolt, Laser Bolt

 

1. Unstoppable light-sword

2. Level 15 Epic Weapon()

3. Unstoppable Chop, Unnerving Strike, Sundering Strike, Flaring Laser, Startling Strike, Purging Strike

 

1. Entorhinal's Crutch
2. Staff (Rare, , level 9)
3. Forgetfulness, Memory Loss, Perplexing Ray, Short Perplexing Ray, Mind Leak, Brain Burn

 

Unhindered Blade
Weapon (LV20, Epic )
Pulverizing Hack, Pulverizing Bludgeon, Unstoppable Chop, Flaring Laser, Parry, Obvious Maneuver

 

Wind's Painful Repellent

Staff (, lvl 17 Uncommon)

 

1. Paper Crit
2. Divine Weapon - Antipode Level 18 Legendary
3. Inspiring Presence, Team Heal, Impetuous Heal, Obliterating Chop, Extra Hack, Impetuous Slash

 

Shimmering Spetum
Divine Weapon,, Level 17, Epic
Daylight, Disorienting Block, Polearm Slash, Warding Lance, Reaching Swing, Cleansing Presence

 

The One Sword

Level 13.5 weapon

 

1. Fall-in-Line

2. Staff (Epic, Lvl 15, )

3. Potent Spark, Deadly Spark, Acid Jet, Flame Jet, Arcane Beam, Beam Of Hate

 

Can't Touch This

2. Weapon (I won't decide level or token cost)

 

Eldar Dragon Hai'Linn 'R'
Rare Level 20.5 Two Major Tokens Weapon

 

Radatouille
Divine Weapon, Epic, Lv15,

 

Hex Army Sword
Weapon
Double Axe To The Face, Fiery Stab, Pressing Bash, Strong Chop, Reaching Swing, Trained Bludgeon

Rare. Level 17(.0) ().

 

Sliverwood staff of the magus
path of knives,penetrating lunge,bungled bolt, dangerous maneuver,jarring block,subtle parry
Level 5.5 or 6, epic, tokenless.

 

Malfunction Mitigator
Divine weapon

Level 15

 

Pyromancer's Prize
Staff

Level 21 legendary staff

 

'Pain-Bow'
Level 8 Staff, Rare

 

Xander's Staff
Staff
x1 Inquisitor's Strike | x1 Nimble Strike | x1 Barge | x1 Able Bludgeon | x1 Surging Shield Block | x1 Subtle Parry

Level 12 | | Legendary
"The wizard's staff to an alternative lifestyle."

 

Mosquisitor's Morningstar
level 17 epic divine weapon
Sneaky Bloodsuck, Vengeance, Inquisitor's Strike, Warding Lance, Disorienting Block, Loner