Ozyola's Oddments: Custom Item Photoshopping!

BVD, is it sad I immediately thought of M.J . (Jackson) when I saw that?.....I'd prefer Moonwalker's Dance Shoes
2x Moonwalk
1x Spin Around

Edit: M.J. grr, auto-correct

 

Happy Halloween!

Spoiler: Keep calm and barge responsibly

 

Hey, you didn't photoshop that one! I did! =)
(R3DS development is in limbo atm... hopefully not forever!)

 

Yup. Sorry, didn't mean to take credit for it. I was just too laze to figure out the live-server link for it, so I re-hosted it.

(And thanks for giving us more things to speculate about.)

 

If I had that weapon, it'd be Baer's Bare Bear Hands!

 

Only the completely inept would wear these - presenting the Robes of the Ill-Equipped!

Legend has it that these dire clothes were rejected even by the stench demon Morvin the Malodorous, assumedly in order to keep what little honour he had left intact. Robes of the Ill-Equipped would be level 1, and would of course require no power token.
(Note: I apologise for awful image editing)

 

Brilliant! Welcome to the wonderful world of card editing. I think the image editing is really fitting for the theme.

 

I wonder if Ozyola is interested in crafting items that are just... Not what they should be. Even though they exist.

Everyone knows Raging Rock, right? And no one likes it! It makes no sense. Utterly no sense. That's not what Raging Rock should be. So I decided to go the long way and redesigned it entirely. The new Raging Rock is superior in every possible way, an entirely new item which would add something to the game that it sorely lacks these days. Regardless, it is not for the faint of heart, so proceed with caution and strictly at your own risk.

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My apologies for the horrible editing. I haven't edited images for years and even then I wasn't doing much.

But since you all deserve it, here follow a few more cards (not on items, though).

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I'm sorry, I got a little lazy with the editing. They're already of horrible quality, anyway. On an important note, @SceoMyntan is responsible for Ouch!, Soldier! and not me. I just did the editing, otherwise it'd look better. Far better.

 

Haha, that's nice @Frostguard!

Nice idea, but unfortunately I can't think of a way to photoshop the card illustration out of existing card images.

However, your Bronze/Silver quality rating gave me an idea:


Also, look what I found in Ozyola's workshop apex!

Spoiler: Mimetic Golem's stats

HP: 33
Size: 1x1
Deck size: 21
Draw: 3
VP worth: 2
Default Move: Walk

Decklist:
3 x Mimetic Battlesuit
2 x Enchanted Harness
4 x Officer's Harness
5 x Laser Block
3 x Clumsy
4 x Spin Around

 

Quick Step + Reverse Rotate?
(If I was making the card, it would be "rotate 180 degrees".)

 

The solution: Hacker's Blessing - All Squares occupied by allies become Enhanced Victory Terrain (each counts as 2 Victory Squares, occupant Heals 4 and draws 3 Perplexing Rays). Duration 2.

 

I noticed that, despite how cool they are, there's only a few 'beacon' cards - namely, Healing Beacon, Hypnotic Beacon, and the infamous Laser Beacon (disregarding Blessed Beacon, Mesmerising Beacon and Painful Beacon, the names of which I found in Vazak's Item Creator and are presumably unused cards). I took it upon myself to create some more -presenting the divine item, Triple Beacon Deployer! (Or any other beacon-related name, I couldn't think of a good one at the time of writing)



Enjoy! But be careful - don't count your beacons before they're deployed!

 

Have a silly idea for a card, but my photoshopping sucks...
Donate:
Assist type,
Give 1 card from your hand to any opponent. Draw a Card.
Cantrip.

Here, have a Miasma. How about an Unstable Bolt? No?...

 

I would have improved it:
Donate
Magic Holy
Range: 6
Desc: Select a card in that character's hand and the target draws it. Draw an I Am Feeling Good card.
Flavor Text: ~

I am Feeling Good
Duration 2
Trait
Desc: Your character feels good!
Flavor Text: ~

 

Try retextured Sparkling Slippers or Salazar's Sandals.

 

Nice stuff.

COUNTER-CARD-Proposal!
Speeding Ticket/Radar: (base: Maze of Mind-type-Card)
Whenever someone (within 15) moves/(covers in general) a distance equal or greater then 4, that character discards his oldest card. Keep.

 

After some legit discussions with chat:

Trained Gangsta

Human Skill



Jump, Soldier! also known as Jump Soulja!

 

Pure Aura
Duration: 3
Trait
Desc: Whenever this character attacks a character with a melee attack, discard all enemy cards and all of your handicap cards attached to target character.
Flavor Text: "It's aura was so pure, I could feel it soaking all of my fears and worries." - Erathorn Shadowblade

Note: I suggest retexturing Healing Presence, yeah remember this old card?

 

Cause Soulja Boi?

 

Exactly!