Ozyola's Oddments: Custom Item Photoshopping!

@BlackVoidDeath
Love the Missing Arm, but might I submit a lesser known cousin?.....presenting the
Weak Arm
Weak Chop
Weak Chop
Weak Strike
Weak Block
Weak Block
Weak Block
When your warrior isn't a Strongarm, he must be weak, enough said.

 

Thanks for the submissions! I have hard time choosing what to craft next. Also don't be discouraged if I skip your item, I might come back to it, if I have more time or get an inspiration.

They sure are! Do remember to follow order form (Provide accompanying explanation of why your item / card(s) should be selected) to increase your chances of getting picked.

 

Um, me too.
Remember tilting, twirling midway rides as a kid?
Combine two Telepod Frolics with Blowing Chunks ...

... to create:
Carnival Boots!
The midway ride you wear on your feet!

 

Disadvantageous Peeking
Dwarf skill

Do not be fooled. Dwarves are not less curious than elves. It is just much harder to peek over your opponent's hand when everyone is taller than you.

 

Oh boy... Thanks @Vlamona & @Sir Veza for taking me to a ride up and down a memory lane.

Hold on to your hats and chunks, 'cause Carnival Boots are in town!

Spoiler: Carnival Boots

 

I have not chuckled like that in a long while. @Vlamona @Sir Veza @Pawndawan - thank you for a very entertaining adventure. At each of your posts, I paused for a good twenty seconds of chuckling before I could move on.

 

I recall something similar suggested a while back.

 

Sorry mate, I ran out of great and ultimate tokens while crafting Spinning Laser Shield, so I can only offer your 8 Brainhooks.

Hmm, where did I put it... This throbbing headache is killing me... I need my pills... Must concentrate....

Spoiler: Searing Brain

 

Searing Pain and Brain-fire Orb models joined together? Nice

 

Hmm.....Blowing Chunks, eh?....I've another childhood memory, then!
Cough Syrup
Bad Medicine
Bad Medicine
Blowing Chunks

Remember that absolutely horrible taste of cough syrup that's supposedly "grape" flavor? Now you can share that taste with your whole party! No spoonfuls of sugar to help this medicine go down, just good ol' fashion syrup. Guaranteed to ail what cures you!

 

Introducing you 3DDC (3 Dwarf Dimension Control), inspired by @Vlamona's Accelerate Real-Time.

Spoiler: Dimension Warper & co

When you're running 4x Dimension Warpers in each of your wizards (good thing it's only rare), you can shave as much as 12 minutes off of your opponent's timer each deck cycle.

The other ingredient is Nullifying Staff's Thunderblast. Watching paint dry your opponent time out has never been this fun!

Spoiler: 3DDC decklist

L. Pavarotti
Level 18 Dwarf Wizard

Nullifying Staff
Nullifying Staff
Dimension Warper
Dimension Warper
Dimension Warper
Dimension Warper
Robe Of Lightness
Glimmer Boots
Raging Battler
Electroporter Novice
​

2 x Thunderblast
6 x Force Cone
5 x Squeamish
4 x Accelerate Real-Time
4 x Gusts Of War
4 x Defensiveness
1 x Cloth Armor
2 x Hover
1 x Run
1 x Hardy Mail
1 x Reliable Mail
2 x Blind Rage
1 x Dimensional Traveller
1 x Spark Inductor
1 x Spark Generator
​

 

Reading the Wikipedia article about cough medicine leaves really bad taste in my mouth.

Cough Syrup looks like a weapon of mass destruction... and it's tokenless too!

Spoiler

 

Omg! @Pawndawan how'd you know that's the exact skin I use for my priest?!

 

To celebrate AA #3 winners, especially Ozyola-like Infected & Tasty, Tasty Staff items, I present Perfekt Hop!

Those controversial items really moved everyone, so do the happy dance or start a riot with this 2x Jump, Jump! Human Skill.

Spoiler: Perfekt Hop

If you don't get the cultural reference:

Spoiler

 

Because we need a level 1 Epic:
Ill-fitting Axe
Weapon
3 X Dreadfully Ill
2 X Weak Chop
1 X Weak Strike
@DunDunDun I'm sure you'll do better, but with my comp currently acting weird, thus is best I can do for now.

 

Because somebody (me) just want to see the world burn.

Staff of World's End.
1x Volcano
2x Meteor Shower (take Firestorm, makes it map-wide again, 6 damage + Burn 3, duration 1, and Mandatory Action)
2x Combustible
1x Trip (you can't run from the end)

I considered between Dropped Guard (what is this Resistant Hide bs you're using to avoid dying) and Trip (no no, you can't escape the lava pool) and decided that given all the explosions and FIRE around you, there's more chance of you tripping on something than stripping.

 

It's getting hot in here (so hot) so take off al your clothes....

 

Big Red Button:
Push the Button x4
Fright x2

Have you ever just wanted to push the big red button? Well now you can. Introducing the big red button. No one's quite sure what it does, you'll just have to push it to find out. Plus it comes at a steal of only two major tokens!!! Stock up on your Big Red Buttons now!