Ozyola's Oddments: Custom Item Photoshopping!

I have to say, when I first made moonwalk I was thinking of it as though the character just got out of bed and is moonwalking... now it turned into a Disco card

 

You thought that Accelerate Real-Time tore hole in the space-time continuum?

You ain't seen nothing yet...


Ozyola's latest concoction is 3D Aviator Glasses!



With 3D Aviator Glasses* you can bring any card with Fly keyword into life!**



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**Some Proof of Concept examples (wear 3D Aviator Glasses for full effect):

 

Not enough Moonwalker's yet?
Moonwalk, Team!
Assist
All allies move 1, move 1, move 1, move 1. Turn all allies moved this way 180 degrees.
"Synchronized dancing!"

 

Airport Security Check
Cowardly x 6
Before entering the departure area, please empty your pockets of... a... sword? A... mace? And a halberd???

 

Wouldn't it be more like:
6x Remove Weapons (1 range, they discard all attack cards)

 

To protest against Angry @Dieben's warmongering (and to take one small step towards legendary divine skill), I present you Nonviolent Resistance.



If that doesn't work, well... it's time for phase two.

Hit the lights!

Spoiler: If you don't want to join them, beat them!

 

I really prefer rioters, as long as I'm allowed to shoot them.

 

Holey Armor
Holy Armor
Fumble
Fumble
Prepare to meet your maker with this laser..!! Wait where did my laser strike go? Jesu*****

 

I thought about this not so long ago

Holey Shield
Desperate Block
Lifesaving Block
Flimsy Block

This shield bears the encription "Holy Sh...", but the end is missing, replaced by a large hole.
With this shield, you can block strong blows. With this shield, you can block weak strikes. But in between, you'd better pray, because that's where the holey part is.

 

Crazy Sal's Beard
Elf skill

Ever wondered what made Sal crazy? Someone cut his beard while he was sleeping. And now it is yours. Just keep running.

 

Woaaaah! My mind is blown! What will these crazy kids think of next? FOIL cards?!

 

Curious to see what you'd cook up for my Bladed Burning Beveler / Burning Butter Blade ( http://forums.cardhunter.com/thread...stom-item-submissions.8294/page-6#post-105417 ). I made one myself just for lulz, but curious to see how it would compare.

 

Losing in a PVP match? Want to test your luck to try and get back into the lead? Well, now you can, with the all-new Apocalyptic Tome! Simply read from this incredible creation and watch the demise of your foes rain from the sky in a red-hot shower! Featuring falling meteorites, lava and teleportation - a recipe for success!
NOTE: Adajon is not responsible for any fire-related injuries or deaths caused by the Apocalypse Tome. The Apocalypse Tome should be used with extreme caution, and at your own risk. We urge you to only use the Apocalypse Tome in emergencies. Do not give to children.

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Elemental Sceptre - Level 30 Epic Staff
"Control the elements and smite thy foes with primal magics!"




Here's my failed attempt at making an image for this item:

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There are different views on elements - as in what "elements" are the base elements (not like in Chemistry Science but in game elements)
I have two ways of describing the elements - one is

• Fire
• Water
• Earth
• Wind

and the other is a list of about 30 elements that are the "base" elements - when programming magic games I usually use the list.

But nonetheless this was a good attempt

 

B..b..but what about acid?

 

Why does it have a range if it is a self target spell? :-P

And I think it would be more like "discard 4 cards or you can not play this card" :-P

 

And what about Laser, Psychic, and Sonic damage?

 

and holy, unholy, radioactive? and poison, slashing, piercing?