Ozyola's Oddments #5: THE WORST Legendaries!

What is Ozyola's Oddments? The original OO thread was about Photoshopping silly new cards and/or items. This series is about creating and submitting items that meet the current restrictions similar to the original Aloyzo's Arsenal. Like Aloyzo, Ozyola is also quite temperamental—every month, he may have some restriction on what kind of item he’s willing to make. Still: he might fill your order! Use the form below to request his services.

(Disclaimer: Do note that this has nothing to do with BM and is only a fan-made homage for your amusement only. )

Ozyola's Oddments #5
(closes on Sunday March 19th (2017-03-19), 12:00 UTC)

this month's restriction: "Worst Legendaries" see clarification below.​

# Order Form
Every month or so, you have a chance for Ozyola to photoshop an item of your choice. To place an order, make a post in this thread. Limit one post per player per thread. When you place your order, you must include the following information:

1. Item Name
Ozyola does not guarantee that he will craft your item with the requested name.

2. Item Slot (e.g. Staff) (+ rarity & item level)
E.g. "Staff (level 10, Rare, )" — Ozyola won't craft your item if you do not at least specify item slot. Posting info about rarity and item level makes it easier & faster to create statistics about the submissions.

3. Cards
Ozyola recommends that you only request cards already on existing items of the requested slot, as these enchantments are more likely to work. Dabbling is risky. Posting both text wiki links and small images of the cards makes it easier and more pleasant for others to visualize & compare your submission.

• DO NOT submit any accompanying explanation of why your item should be selected. Submit only the above 3 pieces of information. If you need to say more about your item, do it in the Smithy.
• You do not need to preordain the level or rarity of the item you're ordering, but it is strongly recommended. @Vakaz has set up a tool to make such an endeavor easier if you feel like trying.
• That said, items of particularly high quality may be too complex for Ozyola to craft.
(If your submission would be level 21+, it is unlikely to be selected.)
• Also, Ozyola isn't interested in crafting existing items, so please make sure your idea doesn't already exist in-game by consulting the wiki.


# Clarification of This Month's Restrictions "THE WORST Legendaries"
Ozyola wants to give an unhelpful middle finger to all item collectors and card hunters in general. He wants to see legendary items so bad, that Nok himself begins to squirm.

There are TWO categories of acceptable submissions this month.

• Real legendaries: Proper legendary items based on the rarity formula:
  • Any item type.
  • Vakaz's Item Creator is probably the easiest tool for this
    
  • 
• Bugged "Visual Basic" legendaries: 5 same common + 1 rare card (see Hu La Houp's Vicious Circle & True Silver for reference)
  • Only 6-card items (weapons, divine weapons & staves) for this category obviously.
• Ozyola's judging criteria are pretty vague. Consider reading OO #1 & OO #2 submission feedbacks to get a feel for his preferences.
• Also, keep these guidelines in mind:
  • Monster cards that haven't been printed on any items are NOT allowed this time.
  • You can use cards that have not yet been printed on that item type. Use your best judgement and refer to cards.csv's slots column or ask on the discussion thread, if you're unsure.
  • Try to follow other vague item design rules listed in Item Creation Design Discussion.
• Have fun!

# Clarification of Number of Winners
Ozyola will Photoshop TWO winning items, see below:

I, Ozyola, will pick one winner. I also create community choice poll, where you can vote for your favorite item. A maximum of ten (10) submissions (that follow the contest restrictions) with most likes will get selected to the community poll, so your likes count too!


# Rewards
THERE IS NO IN-GAME PRIZES! This in only social forum game / event.

What you get if Ozyola accepts your order:

• a Photoshopped version of your item, delivered straight to the forums!
• some virtual fame and hopefully some nice and consturctive peer feedback!

# Questions
Q: Can I submit more than one item?
A: If you want to submit multiple ideas, you have to do it over multiple threads/months. Only one submission per thread!

Q: I submitted an item last month. Can I submit it again?
A: Yes, but be warned that it might not be worthy of Ozyola's consideration if it hasn't already been selected. Also, different threads may have different restrictions, so one thread's submission may not qualify the next.

Q: When do submissions close?
A: Submissions for OO #5 will close on Sunday March 19th (2017-03-19), 12:00 UTC.

Q: Is there anything that will instantly disqualify my item?
A: Follow the month's design restrictions and you'll be fine. If you'd rather try to be silly/funny or just want to break the rules (instead of maybe just slightly bending them), consider using the original Ozyola's Oddments: Custom Item Photoshopping! thread instead.

Other questions? Suggestions for upcoming themes, collaboration offers for videos, etc. Ask / post in the discussion thread.

Please only post in this thread to submit an order. Thanks!

 

'Dire-bolical Dagger'
Legendary Level 16 Weapon,

 

Stubborn Adaptability
Dwarf Skill, level 18
Adaptable, Antimagic Skin, Antimagic Skin

 

Caffeinated Celerity
Legendary level 18 Elf Skill,
Energizing Move, Energizing Move, Energizing Move

 

Terrifying Staff of Terror
Staff
x5 Boo! | x1 Cone Of Cold

Level 18 | | Legendary

 

Hand of Doom
Divine Weapon (Lvl 19 )
Sapping Spear, Sapping Spear, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom

 

Perdurable Plates
Robes (Level 18, Legendary, )

Everlasting Ground, Everlasting Ground, Officer's Harness

 

Fool's Gold
Divine Weapon, Level 21, Legendary

 

Shieldcracker
Weapon, level 20 or 21
2 laser whip, 2 unnerving strike, 1 startling strike, 1 able bludgeon

 

Piece of Red Cloth
Shield, Legendary, Level 21,
Disorienting Block x2, Flanking Move


(P.S: Is there any easy way to post card images instead of pasting it from the Wiki?)

 

Whipoff
Weapon
4x Laser Whip, 2x Fumble

Level 21 (). Legendary.

 

Magikarp's Rapidity
Elven Skill

 

The Back Biter
Weapon lv -7 (this means that you get an extra token for free! - at least in my fantasy world)

 

1. Suicidal Scythe
2. Weapon, Level 3 Tokenless
3.


Not so much fun against Trog Spearmen...

 

Sizeable Pick of Boundless Rage
Level 5 (tokenless) weapon

 

The Worm
Level 7 () Divine Weapon

 

1. The Penetrator

2. Staff (Legendary, Lvl 16, )

3. Penetrating Bolt x5, Melt Armor

 

Padawan's Sabre
Weapon (Lvl 17 )

Laser Thrust, Laser Thrust, Laser Thrust, Laser Thrust, Trip, Trip

 

Biotic Rifle
Divine Weapon (Lvl 11, )
Entangling Roots, Entangling Roots, Entangling Roots, Entangling Roots, Entangling Roots, Genetic Engineering



Edited for name

 

Impulsive Footwork
Elf Skill (Level 1, Legendary, Tokenless)
Dangerous Maneuver, Dangerous Maneuver, Wild Run