♪ Blame the RNG All the cards were Moove cards Blame it on the dice They're weighted each fiight But whatever you do Don't put the blame oon you Blame the RNG, yeah, yeah ♪ $:^ J
No, but I saw Flaxative coming out of a bard class. He sounded a bit hoarse and his fingertips were red. He seems to be applying himself vigorously.
A couple minutes ago, @Wocket said, "you're going to singlehandedly engender the bard class with your prose in the forums, Bob," in World Chat, which reminded me! A couple days ago, I realized I could've written this a little better. ♪ Blame the RNG All your cards were Moove cards Blame it on the dice They're weighted each fiight But however you're skilled When your Dwarf Warrior's killed, Blame the RNG, yeah, yeah ♪ Spoiler: $:^ J "Card Hunter's Lament" written by Brandon W. Horton (a.k.a. "ParodyKnaveBob") © 2015 theUndiscovered Software & Entertainment parody of "Blame It on the Rain" written by Diane Warren © 1988? 1999? Frank Farian? Who knows, have you seen the Milli Vanilli Behind the Music episode?
Inspired by my fellow Sorcererer's poetic prowess, I present an ode to the Throne of the Mechanical Men O Captain, Potemkin The fearful fight is done Although you disappeared on me Somehow I still have won The tyrant now, he too shall bow Those epics I will loot But hark! My deck is now a wreck And robots stand and shoot The elf is fast, and long will last By dodging every shot But little help this offers since Her damage - not so hot My priest! My priest! Was once a beast And took down foes with ease But squeamish won't allow this now His stomach's full of quease My draft was poor, can move no more No blocks are left in hand As lasers fly, my warrior dies - Falls cold upon the land. The foes they camp, their VP ramps No solution have I found But I'll return, o captain It's volcano next time round!
Beautiful! $E^ D I laughed, I visualized, I laughed some more. (And I haven't even played that module! Looks like you don't really needed to've... That's cool.)
