My ELO worded to My Shadow by the Axe Murder Boyz. Spoiler: The song in question. My ELO My ELO is a wreck (I know) Pathetic my deck (I know) Blinded by the light (I know) How could you know? (I'm your ELO) Loss is on my hands (I know) I don't understand (I know) Trying but I can't (I know) How would you know? (I'm your ELO) Love is just a curse (I know) Addiction that hurts (I know) Nothing could be worse (I know) How do you know? (I'm your ELO) Playing is a gift (I know) Games don't equal it (I know) Existence is sick (I know) How do you know? (I'm your ELO) Call her ****-for-brains (I know) Can't remember names (I know) Poison is the rain (I know) How could you know? (I'm your ELO) Evil is to live (I know) Everything I did (I know) Everything I did (I know) Wasn't enough (I'm your ELO) This is your ELO speakin' I believe this luckers tweakin' Who do you believe in And how come you're still losin' Don't think that I'll be leavin' I'm with you when you're sleepin' I'm with you when you're dreamin' Still you think I have no feelings When you're sad I feel your sorrow Since day one it's you I follow Now you try to steal tomorrow With your little point that's hollow It's like you never cared Since day one, I was there Lose again, that just ain't fair I would not be anywhere Your ELO! Lose a game again (I know) Loss for all my sins (I know) Feel I'll never win (I know) How is it you know? (I'm your ELO) Everyone is blind (I know) They won't never find (I know) What was left behind (I know) How do you know? (I'm your ELO) Sharpening my thoughts (I know) Shaking as I walk (I know) Outlining in chalk (I know) How could you know? (I'm your ELO) Once again I've lost (I know) Fearing what the cost (I know) Could be if I rot (I know) How would you know? (I'm your ELO) Choking on a game (I know) Hoping it wont be the same (I know) Failing again is lame (I know) How would you know? (I'm your ELO) Resigning ain't the way (I know) But I can never say (I know) Still they cannot see (I know) How do you know? (I'm your ELO) Everything I say (I know) Pushes them away (I know) Sick and so afraid (I know) How could you be lonely? I've always been your homie Since forever, *scoffs* this I think you owe me A lifetime, and I'ma take it from your rating Cause you ever noticed You're just tripping, no protest So Screw You you pathetic waste of a player I ain't never leavin you Been stuck with me ever since you got me But oddly enough, You probably act tough and Take the credit for your win But it was me who did it Just never said it I'm your ELO
Santa Monica- by Everclear I am still using 2 wiz-ards, hoping to win myself a Reap-ers, cause every Grimmace needs his, bad scythe, like every oak tree needs their acorn slings, with my arcane bursts and my darkblood glaive, excuse me if I am playing a bit lame, I don't wanna be that bad guy, I don't wanna have my rating crushed anymore, I just wanna see some gold chests, even when I should be studying for tests, We could go back to our frenzy, and hit them from behind, surprise them with a sprint team, and watch the dwarves die, x 2 I am still dreaming of that game, hungry and eager for all the builds taken away, I don't wanna be that spam guy, I don't wanna play my buffed wizards anymore, finding a brand new way to play, a build that's unique in my own weird way, I don't wanna miss that new chance, I don't wanna be that lobby zombie anymore, I just wanna have a good time, I just don't want my games to be a bore, We could go back to our frenzy, and hit them from behind, surprise them with a sprint team, and watch the dwarves die, x 2
SPARK! worded to the song SHOCK! by Fear Factory. Spoiler: The song in question. Welcome to my world Headfirst to the board With my sights on your character I've become a fuse Charged with attitude Fixed and dilated by my magic I have become a direct I have become a current I have become a direct I have become insurgent I will be the power surge Spark to the system Electrified, amplified Spark to the system Alternate my wires Heat my core desire I will not stand for absorbing I've become the volts To lead the revolt Being near me ensues certain danger I have become a direct I have become a current I have become a direct I have become insurgent I will be the power surge Spark to the system Electrified, amplified Spark to the system I am the power surge I am the insurgent Electrified, amplified Electrified, amplified Spark!
More Stones, and more CH community based. Spoiler: The Rolling Stones - You Can't Always Get What You Want Title: You Can't Always Get What You Want I saw your chat rant of dejection About the cards in your hand You could not get a focused collection And failed at whatever you planned You can't always get what you want [Repeat x2] But if you farm sometimes You might find You get what you need Then I watched the Co-Op demonstrations I was well entertained, and amused The first game ended in frustration But Farbs will fix those reconnect blues Sing it to me now... You can't always get what you want [Repeat x2] But if you bide your time Well you just might find You get what you need Oh, yeah, yeah! I sat down and searched through my items To craft a new build to play I saw the Staff Online was Party Leader And wanted to hear what he'd say I decided the mix of race and classes Worked out the mode in my head I PM'd my build to Party Leader And he pointed out to me which cards were dead I just shook my head You can't always get what you want [Repeat x2] But if you ask sometimes you just might find You get help you need Oh yes! [Break] You get what you need! Well I saw your new rant of elation Wanna reach through the screen and shake your hand But I'll just fire somethin' up in celebration Of where in the ranks you now stand 'Cause it feels so grand! You can't always get what you want [Repeat x2] But if you farm sometimes And use your mind You're gonna find You get what you need
Simply top notch, If it is even possible, i believe the standard of songs being produced., is getting better all the time.
Waiting On A Friend- The Rolling Stones Watching folks pass me by, It ain’t the latest thing, like a co-op in the lobby, where I cant find many friends, all of these builds are thrashing me, just trying to make some sense, soon I might be playing Garry, if I don't find my defence, Oooh, a few weak chop, is all I got, from all those 3 Aegis, and im not waiting on a parry, im just waiting on defence, Don't need do hacks, don't need no heals, don't need no mass frenzies, I need something I can charge with, I need something to protect, Oooh, dancing cuts, impaling stabs, it must be fun for you, but im still waiting on my safety, im just waiting on defence
Supra Karma by Samael worded to reflect situations in Card Hunter. Spoiler: The song in question. Some play some leave Some come some go Get on the game and check your plan if you do try you'll remember the fine line cannot be denied sharing joy is the plan to release One by one we all came around and we played Card Hunter night and day One by one we just play our round to play or drop another day Some stay some leave Some come some go sharing joy is the plan to release One by one we all came around and we played Card Hunter night and day One by one we just play our round to play or drop another day Get on the board and check your plan Get on the board and make a wish If you do try you'll remember The strats are strong and it keeps changing What the distance ill never change One by one we all came around and we played Card Hunter night and day One by one we just play our round to play or drop another day
Janies got a Gun - Aerosmith Ooh no now Melvin what have you done? Ooh no should not have taken that run, Ooh no now Melvin what have you done? Ooh no you lost again, but it was fun, mmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaa mmmmmaaaaaaaaa mmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! mmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaa mmmmmaaaaaaaaa mmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! x 2 Someone got a duck, Someone got a duck, Melvin said what the truck? he thought everyone used defenders block What made Melvin snap? Was he tired of facing nimbus crap, They say when Melvin reached the VP, he threw his arms high in the air, (ba bow ba bow) he said: 'its taken me bout 8 games,' i finally made a great change, that result is probably finally fairrrrrrrrr, fairrrrrrrr, fairrrrrrrrrrr, fairrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!' Someone got a duck, Someone got a duck, Dwarf wiz run amok, Everyone is running out of luck, What did Robauke say? was it fat dwarves cannot play? He said Melvin had poor formation, its hard to find on this rota-tion, (ba bow ba bow) but he did not believe him, he just thought that Rob was teasing, and this only lead to more frustration, yeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh x 4 run away, run away from vibrant pain yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, run away, run away from vibrant pain yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, run awayyyyyyy, run awayyyyyyy, ruuuuuuunnnnnnnn awayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
This is the New Set worded to the song This is the New S**t by Marilyn Manson. Spoiler: The song in question. Everything has been said before There's nothing left to say anymore When it's all the same You can ask for it by name Babble babble item item Roll roll parry parry Card card card and don't forget the "violence" Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely Stick your party name in: Everybody sing along. Babble babble item item Roll roll parry parry Dice dice dice and don't forget the "violence" Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely Stick your party name in: Everybody sing along, Are you Cardhuntrians ready For the new set? Stand up and admit, Soon it'll be coming. This is the new set. Stand up and admit. Do we get it? No. Do we want it? Yeah. This is the new set, Stand up and admit. Babble babble item item Roll roll parry parry Card card card and don't forget the "violence" Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely Stick your party name in: Everybody sing along. Everything has been said before There's nothing left to say anymore When it's all the same You can ask for it by name, Are you Cardhuntrians ready For the new set? Stand up and admit, Soon it'll be coming. This is the new set. Stand up and admit. Do we get it? No. Do we want it? Yeah. This is the new set, Stand up and admit. And now it's "you know who" I got the "you know what" I roll it "you know where" You know why, you don't care. And now it's "you know who" I got the "you know what" I roll it "you know where" You know why, you don't care. Babble babble item item Roll roll parry parry Card card card and don't forget the "violence" Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely Stick your party name in: Everybody sing along. Are you Cardhuntrians ready For the new set? Stand up and admit, tomorrow's never coming. This is the new set. Stand up and admit. Do we get it? No. Do we want it? Yeah. This is the new set, Stand up and admit. So, LET US ENTERTAIN YOU LET US ENTERTAIN YOU... Blah blah blah blah everybody sing along.
Blind melon - No rain All that I can say is that I like my vibrant pain, its fun to nimble strike with some blind rage, its lucky for you, that I haven't yet found two, dwarves moving like a kangaroo, now that's not sane, that's not sanneeeeeeeeeee I just want some one to run at me, whohoho i hope this will be a piece of cake, Ya know I'd like to win myself some chests today, So play with me and taste my blade, And I don't understand why my volcanoes stay away, And I start to complain about flash of pain, And all that I can do is talk to you to stay awake, And it rips my life away, but it's a great escape, All that I can say is that my build is fairly plain, you don't like my point of view, cause im insane
Special Situations worded to Colossus by Borknagar. Spoiler: The song in question. From out of static time has grown Playing formed by substance that's known Prelude to loss, shift of disorder Completion of bonds between chaos and order The era of seasons, the essence of playing The continuous process sometimes unforgiving Absorber of every item for collection Arranging the pieces to vivid perfection The stream of ratios flows uncontrolled A boundless downward spiral to prospective void Existence takes its toll, extinction unfolds The Losses falls back from it's threshold The card grip so tight. Heed the celestial call The rise, the voyage, the fall- shuffled cards in all Universal key of inception, pulled out of the grind The growing seed of creation and time Complex fusion, the bond of four- the nature?s core Universal ritual, aesthetic beauty adored The RNG upholds the carnal deceit Eternal, endless, indefinite The paradox, render and the merge is complete Nothing but the process is infinite Nothing but the process is infinite Eternal, endless, indefinite
When the Farming Gives Way worded to When the Night Meets the Day by Stratovarius. Spoiler: The song in question. Look around there's no time to waste Life goes on nothing's gonna change Feel the unwanted things sold It won't take so long you are gathering gold There is no answer to be found It is so easy to play without a sound Days of farming for gold To get the items fortold Times I'll always play When the farming gives way Gates of Cardstock I saw While fighting through the misty dawn Those days I'll always play When the farming gives way I don't wanna let you out of my sight But here I'm online in the night Quick question: Does anyone actually like the songs I post?
You've managed to escape? Very well done. Cardy Spiral worded to Kali Yuga (part 1) by Therion. I do not have the lyrical talent to make any sense of the 2nd part of the song. Spoiler: The song in question. Into a fruitless quest, into a darker day The cards are falling down and the screen is painted grey You hear no happy laughters, see only greedy grins Living in Cardy Spiral - In the dark night of the game Living in Cardy Spiral - In the night we find the same The only RNG has broken the chain of golden age When RNG and every Cardhuntrian where connected by the chain It's time for re-playing, to call the RNG again To call the cards and to make this loss end
A song about stabby warriors and vampire priests. HP... All I Need worded to the song Blood... All I Need by Twiztid. Spoiler: The song in question. HP, guts, infected cuts cover most of all of my soul Blinking Morse code when HP splashes in the eye Stab a couple hundred times, heck, I'm being generous, I saved all the rage for you, you deserve the benefits Stab him couple more times, your body's like a HP sponge Break the rib cage and cartilage, and puncture both your lungs Take a deep breath for me Feel your throat filling up with blood, Choking while you're trying to breathe, put that on my crimson love Shiny Gauntlets of the Giant, they say I be fearing it But then again you're bleedin' and about to ragequit Stab him couple million times This time in the face I will, Watch the blade get stuck and sure Really accentuate the kill They said that should maybe I should never leave your head or corpse alive So I'll keep stabbing 'til your body's fit and dead Of course I saved all these cards for you, every ounce of agony Now a pincushion voodoo doll, laughing while you're bleedin' out HP All I'm looking for HP All I want is your HP When I feel like I'm finally at my breaking point, (HP) When I'm thinking like "what the heck am I stopping for? I should not be stopping for anything but your spinal cord" I'll just put another cut on you 'til the HP's all gone and the spear runs through, When I pull it back out and I'll put it back in and that'll be the way everybody's gonna end Just wanna get a spear and go STAB, STAB, STAB, STAB Don't know when it might be, though, cause I might be so in a frightening zone All I wanna put in you is holes, anytime I'm losing control Just gotta find a better way to put a blade inside you, that's the **** I'm on, Gotta keep going 'til I feel bone and I ain't talking thuggish and ruggish But I wanna get crazy, number one enemy of the public - Cardhuntrian and I keep it scrubby, put a nick up in your tummy When I'm on a date with something lovely, gotta decapitate you honey, Gotta get my hands on something sharp and shiny Gotta take my chance and try to stab in a dungeon behind me But I wait for dark that's when the dwarfist remarks start to flying Out of their mouths, I'm bout to invoke a race riot Well I'm about to do my part and erase white In the rest of this crowd like a chalkboard And I got more spears than any store you can think of got stock for And a lock is not gonna make me stop I'm thinking about that noise that I just heard. HP All I'm looking for HP All I want is your HP When I feel like I'm finally at my breaking point, (HP) When I'm thinking like "what the heck am I stopping for? I should not be stopping for anything but your spinal cord" I'll just put another cut on you 'til the HP's all gone and the spear runs through, When I pull it back out and I'll put it back in and that'll be the way everybody's gonna end Impale, exhale, entrails everywhere Stab me too, if you can 'fore you die Make it fair What am I, a masochist? So what if I love pain Stab him couple hundred times Sharpen spears and play the game HP splattered everywhere, must have cut a vital one HP loss, turning pale, tell me - are we having fun? I ain't close to being done, I've still got some HP in me Standing there dripping 'til I run my life's expectancy And expecting me to be anything less than a luna-T-I-C Is like holding your breath and then hoping you still breathe, it's not gonna happen I give my life to the stabbing And like a flame to a dragon I like to burn everything that I've captured But I've stabbed so many holes in your body that the burning, it doesn't matter I'm a human disaster and all I wanna do is take a spear and go - Right through your back, sir HP All I'm looking for HP All I want is your HP When I feel like I'm finally at my breaking point, (HP) When I'm thinking like "what the heck am I stopping for? I should not be stopping for anything but your spinal cord" I'll just put another cut on you 'til the HP's all gone and the spear runs through, When I pull it back out and I'll put it back in and that'll be the way everybody's gonna end
Elf, you'll need an armor soon they can kill you so much, can't count all the ways, they will bludgeon you hard, and you cant escape, unless you fly, They will never get tired of bashing you around And you better watch out for everlasting ground, or your gonna die, Don't let them maze up your mind. Don't you know... Elf, you'll draw an armor soon, Please, stay for a heal Elf, you'll draw an armor soon, Need, that daily deal, Youve been running around for all of your life and sometimes from a St Blenkos knife even though its no good Well I've finally found what I'm a looking for But with a barbed plate I need something more I surely would enchanted harness could, save you now, Elf, you'll draw an armor soon, Please, stay for a heal Elf, you'll draw an armor soon, Need, that daily deal,
Spoiler: Aquarius - 5th Dimension version Title: Tvericus (Note: Let the sun shine in is not included.) When the moon is over Gary's house And company is fine with mom Then we will order pizza And bring junk food along We'll go exploring in the Tomb of Tvericus Tomb of Tvericus Tvericus! Tvericus! Being careful where we're standing Undead of all sorts abounding Skeletons can get no leaner But the armored ones are meaner And "Big T's" no slacker either All the zombie mobs are greener Than asparagus Tvericus! Now the moon is over Gary's house The pizza order all but gone The dead, we leave behind us The loot, we bring along! I want a T-shirt from the Tomb of Tvericus! Tomb of Tvericus Tvericus! Tvericus! Tvericus! Tvericus!
Hotel California- The Eagles On a hot bed of lava, resistant hide in the hand, suspect a boiling armor, no protection my friend, up ahead in the distance, a wizard draws a fright, he didn't have any more movement cards, it wasn't a pretty sight, there they stood on celestial, one team doing well, I was thinking to myself, I really need some more treasure to sell, then I found a loot fairy, and she showed me the way, there was chatter in the world lobby, I thought I saw them say, hope you like those dwarven panatellas, such a lovely prize, (such a lovely prize) just gold in disguise, get plenty of cash for those dwarven panatellas, you can sell them here, and buy some awesome gear, that build is definitely twisted, got some nasrums mocassins, (ugh) a cedrics helm and a xanders mail, equals a lot of harnesses, how they dance with katanas, winning those chests, some stab with impaler, others crush with success, so I spoke up to Melvin, please give me a sign, he said, if you play just a few more games, youll have that treasure in no time, and still those fireballs haunt me from far away, unholy wellspring adds a little more bite, but its not there to stay, hope you like those dwarven panatellas, such a lovely prize, (such a lovely prize) just gold in disguise, get plenty of cash for those dwarven panatellas, what a nice suprise, when daily deal has buys,
Jobless (Karen) worded to Restless by Within Temptation. Spoiler: The song in question. She delivered, with a smile As she knocked on the door. "Pizza" she shouted, it puts a warmth in your heart. You have taken away the job, you're the player who helped her lose it. Past and present are one in her head, you're the player who helped her lose it. Take the dice and roll with her, All the maps she'll DM. Take the dice and roll with her, All the maps she'll DM. You have taken away the job, you're the player who helped her lose it. Take the dice and roll with her, All the maps she'll DM. Take the dice and roll with her, All the maps she'll DM.
