I have been playing cardhunter since 2014, haven't won any money yet, but that's an esport problem. Today I will be going through how to win every cardhunter match ever; sounds promising, right? Right? The first thing to do is to pick your class/race combinations. Instead of just doing that (which is way too time consuming) I watched the entire LotR trilogy back to back for inspiration. So, my choices are- Wraith, Ent and Hobbit, for some obvious reasons. But I don't want to offend anyone who may be friends with wraithes, ents, and hobbits, I'll just use something imaginary. Dwarves. Vomit Brain Level 20 Dwarf Wizard Searing Pain Searing Pain Asmod's Telekinetic Chain Phantom Pain Phantom Pain Sensate's Ring Explorer's Force Suit Boots Of Safety Apprentice Ferocity Electroporter Novice 6 x Flash Of Agony 1 x Desperate Block 1 x Spark Generator 2 x Path Of Knives 1 x Stone Spikes 1 x Force Field 1 x Teleport Self 2 x Telekinesis 2 x Squeamish 4 x Illusory Barrier 1 x Telepod Jaunt 1 x Winds Of War 1 x Spark Inductor 1 x Healing Dash 2 x Blind Rage 1 x Gusts Of War 1 x Little Zap 1 x Dimensional Traveller 6 x Fireball Duh Brain Level 18 Dwarf Wizard Searing Pain Searing Pain Asmod's Telekinetic Chain Phantom Pain Phantom Pain Sensate's Ring Explorer's Force Suit Boots Of Safety Raging Battler Electroporter Novice 6 x Flash Of Agony 1 x Spark Generator 2 x Path Of Knives 1 x Stone Spikes 1 x Force Field 1 x Teleport Self 1 x Reliable Mail 2 x Telekinesis 2 x Squeamish 4 x Illusory Barrier 1 x Telepod Jaunt 1 x Winds Of War 1 x Spark Inductor 1 x Healing Dash 2 x Blind Rage 1 x Gusts Of War 1 x Little Zap 1 x Dimensional Traveller 6 x Fireball Glitter Girl Level 11 Dwarf Priest Knife Of St. Blenko Knife Of St. Blenko Jet Armor Aegis Of The Defender Mouse Boots Skull Of Savage Iljin Skull Of Savage Iljin Skull Of Savage Iljin Advanced Ferocity Focused Healer 1 x War Cry 6 x Savage Curse 1 x Dwarven Battle Cry 1 x Blind Rage 1 x Frenzy Aura 4 x Spear Of Darkness 7 x Inspiring Presence 1 x Cautious Sneak 4 x Penetrating Lunge 2 x Defender's Block 1 x Traveling Curse 1 x Weak Chop 3 x Talented Healer 1 x Unholy Wellspring 2 x Flanking Move These guys put me at a real distinct disadvantage as everyone knows dwarves are slow, moronic and useless. I mean they barely move, and even waste half-decent cards with savages auto-drop a card. What's worse is those illusionary barriers really don't work, I can see through them just fine. Think it's a bug. Now here comes the important part, I will win all matches in just 1 round! Here's the secret formula... Spoiler I don't speak internet, but I'm guessing they didn't understand my request. I was polite with please, and even used some grammar, so clearly if the web had much nicer people on it this would work. 100%!
The Explorer's Force Suit and boots are a little too new, I prefer entirely pre-EttSC builds. Why no armor removal?
Armor removal is a bit of a flaw, but its specific to this months map rotation- I simply expect less armor from the opposing side because movement is a more valued commodity. Curses tend to averagely deal enough to stop me worrying over whether they negate some damage also. Finally I find people latch onto heavy armor cards that sometimes devalue their next draw, meaning the play goes something along the line of 'defend, stay put'. I stopped using this deck due to a few resigns; it's good to show off your legendarys, but it's not cool being nasty about it. Uninspired and pretty snoring experience to play.
One build to troll them all, One build to grind them, One build to hoard them all, and with the skull to burfft them.
