Smithy- Build your own Items

Patient Pike
Level 19 Two Major Tokens
Divine weapon

 

Geomancer's Jet Wand
Level 21 Staff
Two Major Tokens

 

Wallbreaker's Whip
Level 16.5 Major Minor Tokens
Divine Weapon

 

Anti-matter Hammer
Divine Weapon

 

Awl That's Unholy
Divine Weapon
Level 17.5
Major and Minor Tokens

 

Initiate's Guard
Shield

 

Vakaz's Laz-axe
Weapon
Level 20.5
Two Major Tokens

 

Yummy, Yummy Staff
Level 19.5
Two Major Tokens

 

Questing Chainmail
Rare divine armor
Lvl 19


Force Field, Reliable Mail, Lifesaving Block

 

Veteran Flexibility

Human Skill

 

This is one of my sillier ideas for AA#14:

Cake Knife
level 17 legendary weapon
Edible, Icy Block, Penetrating Lunge, Penetrating Lunge, Penetrating Lunge, Penetrating Lunge

 

More silliness...

Drool of Alet Zhav
level 9 arcane item
Mud Pit, Spark, Spark

 

I was also inspired by AA#14 to create more items:

Name: Gelatinous Staff
Type: Staff
Level: 9
Tokens:
Rarity: Rare


Name: Goring Great Helm / Headbutters Horned Helmet
Type: Helm
Level: 9
Tokens:
Rarity: Rare


Name: Man's Best Friend
Type: Shield
Level: 6
Tokens: -
Rarity: Common


Name: Mantle of the Magma Idol
Type: Robe
Level: 10
Tokens:
Rarity: Common


Name: Tainted Dentures
Type: Divine Item
Level: 13
Tokens:
Rarity: Rare

 

First Sentient Sword
Divine
Weapon

 

Okay, guys.
What do we think of this awesome idea:

Item: Gluttonous Indigestion
Slot: Dwarf Skill


(Yeah, I could change Dreadfully Ill to a normal -3 value handicap [perhaps Ouch!] and get the item squeezed in at level 21, but this is too perfect to ruin.)

 

I don't think spawning new groups will work.

 

Seems highly unlikely that it would- which is why I didn't use Cut the Cake as a submission point for the current AA, despite my love of summoner builds. :/

Still, always nice to look toward the future. Technically all that needs to happen is for there to be a deck-check before any module load to see if the card exists, and then for it to auto-add the necessary group prior to load.

Of course, the real test is if spawners work in CoC, because that'd theoretically utilize that same mechanic, meaning it'd already be implemented to some degree. If they don't, it's extremely unlikely we'll ever see proper (non-bacon) player summoning.

 

If you've given up seeing you item in game, you might as well replace Dreadfully Ill with something more gluttonous, maybe Four-Headed Bite.

As for player summoning, maybe there'll be a way to revive an ally as "The creature" of Frankenstein in the comming expansion (there has been rumors about an electrical priest card)

 

The entire point of the gag is the indigestion part. You eat cake, get ill, then explode your guts out. It's thematic as is

If I was going to go with Four-Headed, I'd make all three cards based directly in eating/biting, and call the card something else.

 

Maybe use Demonic Revenge? The pic kinda looks like the person is holding their stomach.