Ozyola's Oddments: Custom Item Photoshopping!

Oooookay. When I read the name "Flaming Trolling," I got a very different mental image. It wasn't pretty.

Untrained Netiquette started me thinking about another card that could fit it very well.

Name: Inadvertent Taunt
Quality: Bad (1/7)
Rarity: Uncommon
Color Class: Handicap
Magic Sonic

Play Effect 1: All Foes and Allies within 5 squares may only target you. Duration 2. Mandatory Action. Cantrip.

Flavor Text: I can't believe I said that out loud.

 

The wiki format doesn't work because it leaves out the pluses and minuses.

 

Because this being a black plus or a black minus card makes a huge difference on to which items we can Photoshop it into.

 

@timeracers: I'm pretty sure this thread is all about being silly and defying the rules so, in that context, your incessant legalism is a bit of a downer.

@Pawndawan: you're awesome. A true Sorcererer! =)

 

Does nobody else get the reference of "flaming" to mean "burning someone with your words"? I hear it all the time here....eh, lingo lost on others *shrugs*
@Pawndawan those to made me laugh quite heavily, especially the Rules Lawyer...

 

Yes, but that version is more recent, as is the revised internet meaning of trolling. I'm kinda old, and the older meanings are more deeply ingrained in me. The name just jarred a synapse, and the mental image flashed before I could read the card names. It was probably just me.

 

offensive shield
weapon

2 bash
1 travelling curses,
1 taunt,
2 bloodied block

 

This makes me think of a new item!

Name: HOT POTATO! (DRAW ADAPTABLE OR ELSE!)
Arcane Item
Traveling Curse
Traveling Curse
Traveling Curse

 

Must use 4 of these!!!....."you want to kill me? Well, two can play at that game!"

 

Dwarves vs. Elves! Bring it!

 

Dwarven wiz w/ hot potato......that'd redefine "meat and potatoes" for dinner.

 

But elf wizards are easier meat. I lost this game vs. dwarves one of the (way too many) times I drew multiple elf wizards in QD.

 

You misunderstood me, I meant that the dwarves are eating Potatoes and (elf) meat!

 

"Ay, ya old battle axe, hows ya doin?" - Dwarven complement

 

Battleaxe Shoppe

 

My five cents to the 'battleaxe what?' saga. - Alternative name "Battleaxe Knock".
Also a somewhat serious card suggestion for warrior/priest. How do you design an attack you can as well spend like "shrug it off"?
Battleaxe Sop is genious in its slightly wallbreaking mechanic. How about an actual dialogue "Do you accept this deal?"

BTW: What is the font (and related settings) used on the cards, or which accessable font comes close? Are there any templates to be used for the cards? Anyone got the full illustration backgrounds?

Spoiler: Attack BG

Theres always something going on in the center, at least in the many attacks illustrations i looked at.

 

Suggestion: Think you can flip over that elf in the hop one? In reference to this: http://www.harveymackay.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/spetsnaz-throwing-hatchet.jpg

 

Is that from a film?

 

Okay, so unrelated to all the battleaxe stuff you're posting here, before I went to bed I've got a sick idea. And I always end up getting some crazy ideas when I'm sick.

Human Skill

Parrying Butler

Parry
Parry
Raise the Alarm