Ozyola's Oddments: Custom Item Photoshopping!

Therapeutic Neck Pillow
Epic Level 11 Helmet,


Bunyanesque Bonsai Branch
Common Level 10 Divine Weapon,


Dabbling Dervish
Common Level 5 Martial Skill, Tokenless


Nuts and Bolts
Common Level 22 Staff,

 

No matter how much time passes, I keep coming back to dumb EttSC item ideas.

Button Masher
Level 17 Epic Weapon,


Trigger Warning
Level 16 Rare Staff,


Not a fan of RNG? Have some crowd control.

Plasma Chainsaw
Level 15 Legendary Weapon,


Herd Culler
Level 10 Legendary Staff,

(Fun fact: Spreading Laser is Silver-, while Laser Bolt is Silver!)

Luke's Force Robes
Level 15 Epic Robes,


Destabilizing Teleporter
Level 15 Uncommon Boots,

 

Everyone's favourite Galvanized Zombie is here to make some requests to Ozyola.

Galvanized Zombie Shield
Level 6 Rare Shield, Tokenless


Galvanized Zombie Staff
Level 6 Epic Staff, Tokenless


Galvanized Zombie
Level 6 Epic Human Skill, Tokenless


Galvanized Zombiefier
Level 14 Epic Divine Weapon,


The Galvanizer
Level 21 Epic Staff,

 

Did you know Bug Zapper 2000 contains zero Zap cards? Unacceptable!

Bug Zapper 3000
Level 19 Epic Staff,


Big Zapper 2000
Level 3 Epic Staff, Tokenless


Dapper Zapper's Zapatos
Level 16 Rare Boots,


Dapper Zapper's Wrapper
Level 7 Common Robe, Tokenless


Entomophobic Exterminator
Level 21 Epic Arcane Skill,

 

You have heard of Negative Energy Being now get ready for Energy Being!
Trait. Attach to self. Duration 3.
When another card would damage or heal you, it doesn't. Keep.
After you play a card, lose hp equal to the general rating (e.g. a "silver" card would count as 2) of the card+2. Keep.
After someone plays a card and you are affected by it, gain hp like above but then divide that by affected characters. Keep.

This is a Rare Silver= card but it is a Gold= for non-wizards.
Here are some items with it:
Focused Energy:
Level 18 Legendary Arcane Skill,
Energy Being, Energy Being, Energy Being

Guardian Angel:
Level 21 (Manual) Legendary Divine Skill,
Energy Being, Cause Fumble, Wings of Faith

Meditation:
Level 19 (Manual) Legendary Martial Skill,
Energy Being, Boosted Heal, Pushback Parry

 

Bureaucratic Staff
Level 1

Prestidigitation x6

 

Just some random ideas. It's fun seeing what kind of items would be legal.

Crimson Swan
Level 21 Legendary Weapon,


Neo Neon Eon
Level 21 Epic Divine Weapon,


Permafrost
Level 21 Legendary Staff,


Boundless Bricklayer
Level 16 Epic Staff,


Bag of Tricks or Treats
Level 5 Rare Arcane Item, Tokenless


Stout Surveyor
Level 18 Common Dwarf Skill,


Overclocked Rocket Boots
Level 21 Epic Boots,

 

Swiss Army Blade - Silver Edition
Level 17(.5) Epic Weapon,

This has everything you could want, assuming you can find the right blade.

 

Do you want more hp or more movement? Then the new race dragonkin is what you are looking for!
It has 4 more hp at level 18 than dwarfs, and it's racial move is "Take to the Skies!"

Take to the Skies!: Move
Move 0, add a Flying High to your hand and then discard your oldest non-armor card.
Flying High: Move, Boost
Move 4 Fly.
Whenever you play a move card, that move card gains Fly. Keep.
At the start of round, discard this card.​

With the launch of the new race the card "Wind Dancer" is getting reworked.
It will now create an "After Image" in your hand instead.

After Image: Boost
6+: When targeted by an attack from the front, Move 1.
This card is ignored by discarding effects.​

This makes it so it can't be discarded for Leadership or discarded by stuff like Unnerving Strike and "Take to the Skies!", however it still counts against your hand limit and may be discarded at the end of round.

 

97% Less Realistic Than Usual Submissions!

Neutrino Beam [Emerald(Tar for Warriors, Wizards, Priests, Elves, Humans and Dwarves)]
Utility
Range 10
Deal 0 Unbuffable damage to target. Unblockable. Stealthy.
"It comes with a book, so it must be good." -Case
"So much ado for neutrinoes." -Also Case

Frenzied Block
Block, Boost
3+
Block Any. Attach to self. When you play an Attack, subtract 3 damage from it. Duration 3.
While this card is in hand, Frenzy 3.
"Block high! Block low! Block high! Too late." -Goblin split-off clan's war chant

I think I was bit salty when someone kicked my ass with some "Human" warriors.
Distracting Laser
Boost
When a Cat you can see plays a Move card, you control the destination of that Move within your sight. Roll a die. If you roll 2 or less, draw a random laser malfunction card.

 

You know, I'm generally text-only person with regards to my silly ideas, and I usually have plenty of fun with that. But I also recognize that visual representation is often funnier, so here's the images for my previous post.



I could not think what to show on Neutrino Beam. I think that tells much why it's not a good idea.