Ozyola's Oddments: Custom Item Photoshopping!

Darker Drewg's Mace
Level 21 Common Divine Weapon,


Darkest Drewg's Mace
Level 21 Legendary Divine Weapon,


When a Dark Drewg's Mace just doesn't suffice.

 

Trained Overkill
Level 30 epic martial skill


Because there's no kill like an overkill. But that would be overpowered, I'm already hearing! Well, not if it had a counter!

Werewolf Plushie Armor
Level 22 legendary armor

 

Welcome, welcome!

I've received quite a few complaints from inquisitors and similar do-gooders that I'm shamelessly favouring werewolves, vampires, and similar creatures of the night. No more! Come, come, and browse the newest selection!

We have Vibrant Pain, Howling Pain, Searing Pain. Looking at those, it becomes evident that pain is good. Why not add more to the list? Here come a few pains, all of them guaranteed to fill their wielder with pleasant feelings!

Silver Pain

Level 19 epic weapon,

Dancing Pain

Level 17 legendary weapon,

Angry Pain

Level 12 legendary weapon,

Lesser Pain

Level 8 rare weapon, tokenless.

But if you think that various kinds of pain are all I have in store for you, dear reader, you are sorely mistaken!

Werewolves, ghosts and vampires plague the land. Nobody is safe, whether wandering on the roads alone or with guards. Some say even cities don't guarantee the safety they used to. The only solution is to take up arms and drive the filth from our lands! Let the leading example be Inqdark Halberd!
Credit to @SceoMyntan for the concept and the name.

Level 17 epic divine weapon,

But to fight them you need cards, right? Not only that, you also need to stay alive. Staying alive might be hard, especially when dying. Good news! The Afflicted Artist has thrown away his chapeau, and has probably found his muse, for here we have the Aspiring Artist's Inspiring Insignia!

Level 21 epic divine item,

Sometimes there's the need for immediate help. Sometimes it is not enough to stand and watch from a distance, healing when necessary. Sometimes healers need to wade into the fray, and bring their comrades back to safety, even from the jaws of hell. And now they won't have to do it with sub-par equipment. Here comes the Ambulance!

Level 16 epic divine item,

But what is left for wizards, you ask? Plenty! It wouldn't be a fair world if wizards didn't get their own share of pain. Let them have the Burning Pain, already in two variants!

Deluxe Edition

Level 19 legendary staff,

Budget Edition

Level 17 legendary staff,

So I hear you want to burn stuff. Good. As we all know, burning stuff is supreme, and for burning stuff well you need a proper staff. If you don't particularly care what is burning as long as it is not you, I have just the right staff! Have a look at the Almost Indiscriminate Pyromaniac's Staff!

Level 12 legendary staff,

Spoiler

 

Do you like Pulverizing Bludgeons? I thought so. Do you like Bludgeons? Most likely not. Able Bludgeons, perhaps? Utter rubbish, right? Why not have the Better Bludgeonator?

Level 17 legendary weapon,

We might have the Strongarm, but what do we not have yet? It is the Armstrong!

Level 17 legendary divine... staff... thing,

There's nothing you will be able to solve without exercising those little grey cells. Fortunately, we have the best aid for that - Poirot's Nimble Mace!

Level 12 weapon,

Spoiler

Thornberry's Boots

 

~slow nod~ The Armstrong was some level of brilliance right there.

 

Let's put those treasures to use!

Portrait Of Countess Jovana


Blight Star Diamond


Troll Cigars


Goblin Champagne


Crown Of Chaos


Ghost Pop


Kraktopus Oil


Gifting Bag

 

An idea for the current OO I dismissed:

Broken Hourglass
Rare level 6 Arcane Item, Tokenless


I hope some day Time Snap's card art is reused for something, perhaps a single-tile version of Accel Time.

 

Inspired by the current (drawbacks) AA contest!

Ancient Pathfinder
uncommon level 15 Elf Skill

 

Trip ("I've fallen and I can't get up!") might be more fitting for an ancient.

 

I certainly considered Trip, but the fact that Pathfinding will draw Slowed... Lol!!
( Plus, obvious "ancient" pun is obvious. $}^ P )

 

Good point PKB. I thought of that too, but at most you'd lose a tempo. With all the move boosts I run on some of my farming teams, Slowed is often a move 2 or 4. I kinda wish Trip was classified as a move card. The flavor would be right, and bejeweled elf warriors who didn't avoid it would quickly become easy meat.

 

Extrovert's Boots
Level 28 Legendary Boots,
Positioning Move, Energizing Move, Team Walk


Introvert's Boots
Level 5 Rare Boots, Tokenless
Cautious Sneak, Escaping Run, Loner

 

Medallion of the Accidental Martyr

Level 3 common divine item, tokenless

Cape of Good Hope

Level 16 divine robe,

Vigilance

Level 18 epic weapon,

Surveillance

Level 16 rare weapon,

Petulance

Level 15 rare weapon,

Imbalance

Level 11 epic weapon,

Spoiler

 

Sunderstorm

Level 20 legendary staff,
All thanks to @SceoMyntan for the idea and the name.

Alternative version (open at your own risk):

Spoiler

Level 20 epic staff,

Advanced Crying

Level 15 uncommon dwarf skill,

The Boy Who Cried Wolf

Level 17 uncommon dwarf skill,

Who would've thought, apparently dwarves are really good at crying.

On another note, battles happen in this game. That's pretty much a given, of course. But wouldn't you sometimes... like to relax? Don't you wish, sometimes, that absolutely nothing happened for a while? If the answer to that question is yes, do I have the thing for you!

Hammer of Inaction

Level 16 uncommon divine weapon,

How about... cards? It's a card game, after all, so nothing else should matter. Good news! I bring cards in quantities never seen before, for a low, low cost of no tokens! Get yourself ready!

Bad Bargain

Level 6 uncommon divine item, tokenless

...Then again, you might want to reconsider. Demons like to scam the unwary.

Who isn't going to scam you, however? I know the answer for that, too!

Altruistic Amulet

Level 7 common divine item, tokenless

Spoiler

Dragonhide Robe

Level 16 common robes,
I know, I know! But I can dream, right...?

We all know that Scuttle is just wrong. In fact, I have statistics that literally not a single player uses Scuttle in singleplayer or multiplayer! That cannot stand. I made an improved version that I believe is more thematic and, additionally, counters a card that might just be a greatest menace in today's Card Hunter.
Also there's a bonus. Again, open at your own risk.

Spoiler

 

I'm requesting this item for (or against) those who complain about randomness in CH. (A card game with randomness? Say it ain't so!) THIS generates random outcomes. Own it, revel in it, and roll (randomly) around in it!

Name: R N Gotcha!
Divine Item

Cards:

Oops!
Quality: Charcoal
Rarity: Common
Color Class: Handicap
Play effect 1: Trait. Immediately discard all cards and attachments, and take 50 points unpreventable damage.
Text - What happened?

Big Oops!
Quality: Charcoal
Rarity: Common
Color Class: Attack/Handicap
Play effect 1: Mandatory Action. You and all allies Immediately discard all cards and attachments, and take 50 points unpreventable crushing damage.
Text - Hey, we're not with that jerk! Do we get a mulligan?

TPK
Quality: Amethyst
Rarity: Rare
Color Class: Attack
Play effect 1: Mandatory Action. All opponents Immediately discard all cards and attachments, and take 50 points unpreventable random damage.
Text - What do you mean, luck? That was skill!

 

I think we could use more access to Obliterating attacks, especially at lower damage.



For varied damage types, I also propose Obliterating Smack, Obliterating Scratch, and the two-target Obliterating Bop.

 

I got rather carried away thinking up ideas for the Batfordruary AA.

Alonzo's Grease
Level 3 Common Human Skill


Ballroom Dress
Level 17 Common Robes,


Batford at the Bat
Level 5 Epic Weapon


Reappropriated Ring of Appropriation
Level 18 Common Arcane Item,


Batford's Dentures
Level 9 Common weapon,


Repeating Crossbow
Level 6 Rare Weapon


Batford's Multifaceted Alarm System
Level 20 Uncommon Staff


Garcotto's Salt Shaker
Level 13 Legendary Staff,

 

great ideas, although Evil Salt might be wayyy too freakin op in multi (considering it is more of purple quality due to healing full health).

 

This thread isn't for viable items, just funny ones.

 

I know, it's just that if it was something even slightly weaker like even super team heal that would probably maybe be playable