Ozyola's Oddments: Custom Item Photoshopping!

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  1. Maniafig

    Maniafig Thaumaturge

    Darker Drewg's Mace
    Level 21 Common Divine Weapon, (majortoken)(majortoken)

    Darkest Drewg's Mace
    Level 21 Legendary Divine Weapon, (majortoken)(majortoken)

    When a Dark Drewg's Mace just doesn't suffice.
    Last edited: Apr 16, 2017
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  2. Frostguard

    Frostguard Thaumaturge

    Trained Overkill
    Level 30 epic martial skill
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    Because there's no kill like an overkill. But that would be overpowered, I'm already hearing! Well, not if it had a counter!

    Werewolf Plushie Armor
    Level 22 legendary armor
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  3. Frostguard

    Frostguard Thaumaturge

    Welcome, welcome!

    I've received quite a few complaints from inquisitors and similar do-gooders that I'm shamelessly favouring werewolves, vampires, and similar creatures of the night. No more! Come, come, and browse the newest selection!

    We have Vibrant Pain, Howling Pain, Searing Pain. Looking at those, it becomes evident that pain is good. Why not add more to the list? Here come a few pains, all of them guaranteed to fill their wielder with pleasant feelings!

    Silver Pain
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    Level 19 epic weapon, (majortoken)(majortoken)

    Dancing Pain
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    Level 17 legendary weapon, (majortoken)(minortoken)

    Angry Pain
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    Level 12 legendary weapon, (minortoken)(minortoken)

    Lesser Pain
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    Level 8 rare weapon, tokenless.

    But if you think that various kinds of pain are all I have in store for you, dear reader, you are sorely mistaken!

    Werewolves, ghosts and vampires plague the land. Nobody is safe, whether wandering on the roads alone or with guards. Some say even cities don't guarantee the safety they used to. The only solution is to take up arms and drive the filth from our lands! Let the leading example be Inqdark Halberd!
    Credit to @SceoMyntan for the concept and the name.
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    Level 17 epic divine weapon, (majortoken)(minortoken)

    But to fight them you need cards, right? Not only that, you also need to stay alive. Staying alive might be hard, especially when dying. Good news! The Afflicted Artist has thrown away his chapeau, and has probably found his muse, for here we have the Aspiring Artist's Inspiring Insignia!
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    Level 21 epic divine item, (majortoken)

    Sometimes there's the need for immediate help. Sometimes it is not enough to stand and watch from a distance, healing when necessary. Sometimes healers need to wade into the fray, and bring their comrades back to safety, even from the jaws of hell. And now they won't have to do it with sub-par equipment. Here comes the Ambulance!
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    Level 16 epic divine item, (majortoken)(minortoken)

    But what is left for wizards, you ask? Plenty! It wouldn't be a fair world if wizards didn't get their own share of pain. Let them have the Burning Pain, already in two variants!

    Deluxe Edition
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    Level 19 legendary staff, (majortoken)(majortoken)

    Budget Edition
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    Level 17 legendary staff, (majortoken)(minortoken)

    So I hear you want to burn stuff. Good. As we all know, burning stuff is supreme, and for burning stuff well you need a proper staff. If you don't particularly care what is burning as long as it is not you, I have just the right staff! Have a look at the Almost Indiscriminate Pyromaniac's Staff!
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    Level 12 legendary staff, (minortoken)(minortoken)

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  4. Frostguard

    Frostguard Thaumaturge

    Do you like Pulverizing Bludgeons? I thought so. Do you like Bludgeons? Most likely not. Able Bludgeons, perhaps? Utter rubbish, right? Why not have the Better Bludgeonator?
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    Level 17 legendary weapon, (majortoken)(minortoken)

    We might have the Strongarm, but what do we not have yet? It is the Armstrong!
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    Level 17 legendary divine... staff... thing, (majortoken)(minortoken)

    There's nothing you will be able to solve without exercising those little grey cells. Fortunately, we have the best aid for that - Poirot's Nimble Mace!
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    Level 12 weapon, (minortoken)(minortoken)

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  5. ParodyKnaveBob

    ParodyKnaveBob Thaumaturge

    ~slow nod~ The Armstrong was some level of brilliance right there.
  6. Maniafig

    Maniafig Thaumaturge

  7. Maniafig

    Maniafig Thaumaturge

    An idea for the current OO I dismissed:

    Broken Hourglass
    Rare level 6 Arcane Item, Tokenless

    I hope some day Time Snap's card art is reused for something, perhaps a single-tile version of Accel Time.
  8. ParodyKnaveBob

    ParodyKnaveBob Thaumaturge

  9. Sir Veza

    Sir Veza Farming Deity

    Trip ("I've fallen and I can't get up!") might be more fitting for an ancient.
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  10. ParodyKnaveBob

    ParodyKnaveBob Thaumaturge

    I certainly considered Trip, but the fact that Pathfinding will draw Slowed... Lol!!
    ( Plus, obvious "ancient" pun is obvious. $}^ P )
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  11. Sir Veza

    Sir Veza Farming Deity

    Good point PKB. I thought of that too, but at most you'd lose a tempo. With all the move boosts I run on some of my farming teams, Slowed is often a move 2 or 4. I kinda wish Trip was classified as a move card. The flavor would be right, and bejeweled elf warriors who didn't avoid it would quickly become easy meat.
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  12. Maniafig

    Maniafig Thaumaturge

  13. Frostguard

    Frostguard Thaumaturge

    Medallion of the Accidental Martyr
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    Level 3 common divine item, tokenless

    Cape of Good Hope
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    Level 16 divine robe, (minortoken)

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    Level 18 epic weapon, (majortoken)(majortoken)

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    Level 16 rare weapon, (majortoken)(minortoken)

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    Level 15 rare weapon, (majortoken)(minortoken)

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    Level 11 epic weapon, (minortoken)(minortoken)

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    Last edited: Aug 29, 2017
  14. Frostguard

    Frostguard Thaumaturge

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    Level 20 legendary staff, (majortoken)(majortoken)
    All thanks to @SceoMyntan for the idea and the name.

    Alternative version (open at your own risk):
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    Level 20 epic staff, (majortoken)(majortoken)

    Advanced Crying
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    Level 15 uncommon dwarf skill, (minortoken)

    The Boy Who Cried Wolf
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    Level 17 uncommon dwarf skill, (minortoken)

    Who would've thought, apparently dwarves are really good at crying.

    On another note, battles happen in this game. That's pretty much a given, of course. But wouldn't you sometimes... like to relax? Don't you wish, sometimes, that absolutely nothing happened for a while? If the answer to that question is yes, do I have the thing for you!

    Hammer of Inaction
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    Level 16 uncommon divine weapon, (majortoken)(minortoken)

    How about... cards? It's a card game, after all, so nothing else should matter. Good news! I bring cards in quantities never seen before, for a low, low cost of no tokens! Get yourself ready!

    Bad Bargain
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    Level 6 uncommon divine item, tokenless

    ...Then again, you might want to reconsider. Demons like to scam the unwary.

    Who isn't going to scam you, however? I know the answer for that, too!

    Altruistic Amulet
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    Level 7 common divine item, tokenless

    Dragonhide Robe
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    Level 16 common robes, (minortoken)
    I know, I know! But I can dream, right...?

    We all know that Scuttle is just wrong. In fact, I have statistics that literally not a single player uses Scuttle in singleplayer or multiplayer! That cannot stand. I made an improved version that I believe is more thematic and, additionally, counters a card that might just be a greatest menace in today's Card Hunter.
    Also there's a bonus. Again, open at your own risk.
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  15. Sir Veza

    Sir Veza Farming Deity

    I'm requesting this item for (or against) those who complain about randomness in CH. (A card game with randomness? Say it ain't so!) THIS generates random outcomes. Own it, revel in it, and roll (randomly) around in it!

    Name: R N Gotcha!
    Divine Item


    Quality: Charcoal
    Rarity: Common
    Color Class: Handicap
    Play effect 1: Trait. Immediately discard all cards and attachments, and take 50 points unpreventable damage.
    Text - What happened?

    Big Oops!
    Quality: Charcoal
    Rarity: Common
    Color Class: Attack/Handicap
    Play effect 1: Mandatory Action. You and all allies Immediately discard all cards and attachments, and take 50 points unpreventable crushing damage.
    Text - Hey, we're not with that jerk! Do we get a mulligan?

    Quality: Amethyst
    Rarity: Rare
    Color Class: Attack
    Play effect 1: Mandatory Action. All opponents Immediately discard all cards and attachments, and take 50 points unpreventable random damage.
    Text - What do you mean, luck? That was skill!
  16. SceoMyntan

    SceoMyntan Fire Demon

    I think we could use more access to Obliterating attacks, especially at lower damage.


    For varied damage types, I also propose Obliterating Smack, Obliterating Scratch, and the two-target Obliterating Bop.
  17. Maniafig

    Maniafig Thaumaturge

    I got rather carried away thinking up ideas for the Batfordruary AA.

    Alonzo's Grease
    Level 3 Common Human Skill

    Ballroom Dress

    Level 17 Common Robes, (minortoken)

    Batford at the Bat

    Level 5 Epic Weapon

    Reappropriated Ring of Appropriation

    Level 18 Common Arcane Item, (majortoken)

    Batford's Dentures
    Level 9 Common weapon, (minortoken)(minortoken)

    Repeating Crossbow

    Level 6 Rare Weapon

    Batford's Multifaceted Alarm System

    Level 20 Uncommon Staff

    Garcotto's Salt Shaker

    Level 13 Legendary Staff, (majortoken)(minortoken)
    Last edited: Feb 6, 2018
  18. Goodwin

    Goodwin Ogre

    great ideas, although Evil Salt might be wayyy too freakin op in multi (considering it is more of purple quality due to healing full health).
  19. Stexe

    Stexe #2 in Spring PvP Season

    This thread isn't for viable items, just funny ones.
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  20. Goodwin

    Goodwin Ogre

    I know, it's just that if it was something even slightly weaker like even super team heal that would probably maybe be playable

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