Ozyola's Oddments: Custom Item Photoshopping!

The Devil's Shield
Minor power token
Perfect Block
Unreliable Block
Demonic Revenge

Another funny one would be this:
Has That One Card But is Otherwise Stupidly Overpowered: The Weapon
Ultimate Power Token X2
Almighty Hack
Almighty Bludgeon
Pulverizing Hack
Super Team Heal
Scorching Rays
Advanced Training
Max Handicap

Max Handicap: Mandatory action. Put every single handicap card in the game in your hand. All damage cannot be prevented by armor. If one ally die while playing a handicap, the resulting handicaps transfer to another random ally.

 

An idea for maybe the next AA (for allies of Jovana):


Sucking Pain
level 15 rare Divine Weapon
Swarm Of Bats, Swarm Of Bats, Sneaky Bloodsuck, Sneaky Bloodsuck, Loner, Loner

 

Dervish's Peace Pipe
Weapon

 

Spoiler: Stay frosty!

 

Cane of Contradictions
Level 4 Rare Weapon, tokenless
Skillful Strike, Clumsy Chop, Lucky Charm, Unlucky, Subtle Parry, Obvious Maneuver

 

Envious of all those Talented vampires cantripping drain after drain? Envy no more, for warriors can now join in the fun!

The Hackfaster, Weapon, Level 18 Legendary





But in order to create more carnage, you may need to deal a little more damage. Which brings us to the next item. Move over Raging Battler, there's a new tokenless dwarf skill in town.

Focused Raging, Dwarf Skill, Level 1 Legendary

 

If we're dealing in rule-bending Raging Battler alternatives, we might as well look to fairy tales.


Grumpy, Bashful, and Sneezy
Dwarf skill

Level 0, tokenless

 

18 level, Legendary, Dwarf Skill
Mad Max

Battle_Rage Blind_Rage Blind_Rage

 

For the person lazy player...introducing The Slacker!

 

Squirrel Sergeant's Squirrelly Sling
Weapon



Edit: Just realized that there was a monster creation thread!

 

We have Staff Of The Misanthrope and Misanthrope's Pearl, but why stop there? Why not have a Shield Of The Misanthrope as well?



Level 6 rare shield, if I'm not mistaken.

 

How about some more goodness?

Wolves are awesome, howling is awesome, so obviously who wouldn't like some more? Here's some of my new stuff. Lone Wolf is the perfect item for warriors who like to be in tune with their more animalistic side and also like to be alone from time to time!

Level 8 rare martial skill, tokenless.

You'd want some awesome weapon to go with that skill, right? Fear not, I come with Wolf's Ire, with all the cards you want and need!

Level 12 epic weapon, two minor tokens.

Blood is yum, as I'm sure all vampires are going to agree. At times, however, it runs away. Worse is still when it's a wizard's blood. It sure tastes magical, but it's also notoriously good at getting away - or just pushing vampires away. To add insult to injury, it might even try to destroy vampires from a distance! But those days are over. Step aside, the BloodMaster BloodCatcher 3000 is here to help with all your woes!

Level 17 epic divine weapon, major/minor tokens.

 

I considered making a separate thread for this, but then I remembered that I didn't really think the following items would ever make it into the game. Still, I suppose they differ a bit from traditional Ozyola's Oddments in spirit, so feel free to tell me if you think they don't exactly belong here. Or to follow suit, if you feel like.

Hallowed Redeemer
Level 13.5 divine weapon, rare


Carsomyr (Holy Avenger)
Level 12 divine weapon, common


Crom Faeyr
Level 21 weapon, epic


That's it for now, I suppose. More could come.

 

Maybe this thread?

 

Ah, my old love Baldur's Gate II, great! Though Crom Faeyr should have a card with an hammer picture for style points, maybe an Anvil Strike (even if it doesn't stun in the game).

 

We have a winner!

To respond to the comment above that, the reason I didn't post this in the Smithy (the existence of which I was aware, though thanks for pointing it out) is that my purpose wasn't to create functional or acceptable items regarding game balance but to make items that are supposed to be references to other games.

As for the hammer - reasonable point. I have to admit, though, this time I wasn't going for style points as much. That, I was planning to use Anvil Strike for something else.

Celestial Fury
Level 21 weapon, epic


Thunderhammer
Level 21 weapon, epic

 

In honor of this month's Aloyzo's,

Staff
Stressful Response
Lvl 18, 2 major tokens, Epic

 

In honor of the unnamed (Crazed) Hermit.

Crazed Hermit's Gadget
Level 7 Rare Divine Item, Tokenless


Hermit's Doodad
Level 21 Legendary Divine Item,


Crazed Hermit's Loincloth
Level 17 Uncommon Divine Armor,


Hermit's Device
Level 21 Uncommon Divine Weapon,


Crazed Hermit's Thingamajig
Level 21 Legendary Divine Weapon,

 

Sword of Suspiciously Similar Substitutes
Level 11 Rare Divine Weapon,

 

1 part Nimbus Blade
1 part Vigun's Blessed Blade
1 part Cleansing Blade

Mix well in Photoshop