moar wild speculation

Projectile, Crushing, Range 5, Damage 2, Slide Forward 1.

Melee, Electric, Range 1, Damage 1,
If target receives more than 1 damage from this, attach to target: Stun, Duration 1.

 

Stun might work, but I was thinking more of a ranged linear temporal anomaly.
Plasma cattle are notoriously difficult to herd. Worse than cats.

 

So, this is kinda awesome:

I was 95% sure the April 1st announcement would be April Fool's-y, so that 5% of me is (mildly) bummed.

 

So I think the Space Cowboys will probably have Tight Pants and Brown Coats for armor, also.

 

There was supposed to be an announcement today, right? Did I miss it? If it was the April Fools blog entry, Flaxative should be immediately fired.

 

LOL. Yeah it was the April Fools blog entry. But fear not - some things were announced to some people, and the expansion is getting closer to being ready. We're *redacted* cards and items for *redacted* and also we're testing the *redacted* cl*redacted*nt in*redacted*ly. *Redacted*.

 

Can same things be announced to some more people or something?

 

*redacted*

 

The blog post was amusing, but I was hoping for true-but-misleading hints of EttSC content. Or even a true and very detailed discussion of EttSC with just the date being misleading. Oh well, eventually All Will Be Revealed.

 

And yet the test server will stay on "maintenance" for the next few months

 

Probably just a month.

 

Rumor: I've bribed them not to release EttSC until I get the 6 legendaries I'm missing.

 

Rumor spin-off: I've bribed Sir Veza not to get his last legendary until I've caught up.

 

That's the only way I could afford to bribe BM. Allegedly.

 

You all got it wrong. BM is clearly concerned about game balance and all the hate against Elf Wizards.

Introducing Elves - The Trendy Super Costumes

Haute couture capes and robes exclusively for Elf Wizards. Following the trendsetting Mauve Cape, Magenta Cloak & Purple Cloak:

Byzantium Cape (for the formal meetings)


Heliotrope Robe (I like the sound if it)


Mulberry Robe (by the creative minds of Burberry)


Orchid Robe & Thistle Cape (for flowery wizards)


Phlox Cloak (glows in the dark!)


And last but certainly not least, Emperor's New Clothes (3x Spin Around)

 

They're giving them Teleport Self. Or Sprint. Also, MM6!

 

Actually the Berserker thing is a bug fix for the test build, don't think it changes anything relative current live build.

Unfortunately, I doubt this will hit live before EttSC, just because that'll probably be our next live release.

 

@Flaxative dropped by on the World Chat and gave us some actual sneak peeks on EttSC.

The one thing concrete he shared is that Accelerate Time may be a player-usable card, depending on internal playtesting.

 

Sorry @Pawndawan, edited your post pretty heavily. I think it's important to keep in mind that nothing in that chat was set in stone, and most of it was tentative. The expansion is far from finalized. In the meantime, isn't there plenty of weird crap on the Rudolpho feed about which you could speculate?