Messy Neighbors Pre-battle text: In quaint Cardhuntria suburbia, a simmering feud between neighbors has just boiled over. The constant stream of ill-behaved guests, the raucous noise, the mess, and the stink has triggered placid neighbors into a murderous, unholy frenzy. The walls of the townhouse, the shared water spigot, the fence have now become hotly contested war zones! Post-battle text: Thank goodness you were able to resolve the property dispute with fisticuffs. Heaven knows there would be hell to pay if you had to call the lawyers. You graciously accept the tokens of victory your defeated neighbors offer.