The Case of the Stolen Armor Account: Vlamona Before text: A bishop and a priest sit in the bishop’s office. “You remember the decorative armor that was stolen from the cathedral? We’ve gotten a tip about their whereabouts. Go check it out.” The priest nods, sucking on a cigarette. “The place might be guarded, so I’m giving you a partner. A lich.” “No!” says the priest. “Stop partnering me up with these weirdoes!” “You don’t like it? Then I’m giving you a second partner! And he’s a bunch of hovering sentient food!” After text: After disposing of the guards they searched the place for anything that could point to the identity of the thieves. They found a chest full of clues.