Lord Stafford is a curious man of curious tastes. Cardhuntria is a land rich in absurdities, and Lord Stafford claims to have seen them all. To the common eye he is naught but a haughty, pampered noble, but few would suspect how deep his depraved desires delve. Tired of the daily humdrum of managing his vast estates, Lord Stafford has decided it's time for a nice evening of fun at Lichard's Cardhuntrian Royal Casino. Life is cheap in this casino and only the elite of the elite dare show their faces here. There are many games Stafford has enjoyed here, including Boulder Bowling and Virtual Oozeball, but his favourite has always been Roulette. But what bad luck! It seems your opponent at the Roulette table is none other than Lord Stafford's disenfranchised cousin, Lord Batford! Oh, the many humiliations he made you go through on your tenth birthday! There's only room for one Ford in Cardhuntria, and you're eager to prove you're the one! Bonne chance!