Do you have , and ? No? Well I do. Nyah nyah. Using these extremely unpopular/underpowered/undervalued items I have concocted a build like no other*. I present a build to you that I call the Gentle Breeze of the Ninja Blesscano Spoiler Pencast Level 1 Human Priest Bynzer's Black Spear Vampire's Blade Jet Armor Rook Winged Track Shoes St Ulrich's Bones St Ulrich's Bones St Ulrich's Bones Advanced Flexibility Novice Piety 1 x Frenzy Aura 2 x Loner 1 x Traveling Curse 3 x Martyr Blessing 2 x Invigorating Touch 1 x Touch Of Death 2 x Altruism 1 x Slowed 3 x Cleansing Ray 2 x Flight Aura 1 x Extra Hack 1 x Draining Touch 1 x Mass Frenzy 2 x Leadership 3 x Bless 1 x Unholy Wellspring 4 x Spear Of Darkness 1 x Sprint 1 x Minor Heal 1 x Consuming Spear 2 x Battleaxe Block Oliem Level 22 Human Wizard Mordecai's Staff Of Magma Mordecai's Staff Of Magma Cerulean Amulet Rod Of Winds Akon's Amulet Asmod's Telekinetic Chain Firehide Robes Lt. Buckwell's Boots Advanced Flexibility Electroporter Novice 2 x Whirlwind 2 x Leadership 1 x Powerful Spark 2 x Boiling Armor 2 x Flanking Move 1 x Resistant Hide 1 x Slowed 1 x Dimensional Traveller 1 x Dissolve Armor 1 x Teleport Self 1 x Officer's Harness 1 x Arcane Spray 8 x Volcano 1 x Spark Inductor 4 x Flash Of Agony 2 x Telekinesis 2 x Whirlwind Enemies 2 x Firestorm 1 x Stone Spikes Skratdurak Level 1 Dwarf Warrior Vibrant Pain Vibrant Pain The Strongarm Ozone Plates Black Cat Buckler Angry Jack's Helmet Goat Boots Raging Battler Frenzied Slicing 1 x Frenzy Aura 1 x Chain Harness 1 x Weakened Armor 1 x Lunging Bash 1 x Reliable Mail 3 x Parry 12 x Nimble Strike 1 x Walk, Team! 1 x Weak Strike 1 x Toughened Hide Strips 3 x Blind Rage 5 x Strong Hack 2 x Slicer 1 x Immovable 1 x Dangerous Maneuver 1 x Grounding Plates * any similarities with other builds is purely coincidental Drawing nimble strike practically every turn is like having a Ninja class. And those useless racial movement cards can get replaced with leadership. Humans are the best. That victory square in the middle is usually hard to target. Solution? Lots of lava! What else? Whirlwind! And? Firestorm!!! So far it's got 100% win rate excluding the games that I lost. And I only lost those games because nimble strike got nerf'd (a long time ago).
LOL. EDIT: Warning the above post may have a high level of trolling. I wouldn't be surprised if he bought his 3rd St Ulrich's Bones today! (maybe even double dipped!)
I haven't actually had an opportunity to run nine of the damn things, but it's a great item and someday... maybe someday. Some ridiculous triple priest thing built solely to troll Volcano players all day long or something. I'm kinda tempted to grab one out of the DD just for the heck of it.
Steal is such a strong word... How about we settle on borrowed? Also I doubt his build includes such power cards as whirlwind, weak strike and minor heal. If it does then kudos to him for copying my creative genius before it had happened!