A long time ago... Well not that long ago, maybe a year at most. *Ahem!*... A long time ago in a galaxy far far away... Galaxy? Not a galaxy, more a world, or a land. Yeah that's it, a land called Cardhuntria. Okay, okay. Not so long ago in the land of Cardhuntria... Better! ...there were many card hunters who adventured through the realm seeking... What kind of card hunters? Were there elves?! Yes, there were elves. What about dwarves? Dwarves too, though some were opposed to them, though in reality most were merely harboring envy of their extravagant beards. ... So there were elves, dwarves and even humans ridding the realm of goblins, orcs and other creatures of filth while searching for rewards. What kind of rewards? Loot mostly, though also gold and sometimes pizza. I LIKE PIZZA! Yes, as did they. So they would all go off and work diligently at their task collecting rewards and fighting evil. Yet each one did this alone and sometimes it was lonely. They didn't have any friends? Not yet! But one day the famous sage Farbs realized the adventurers of Cardhuntria needed to fight together. And so, guilds were formed. Yay Farbs! These guilds provided strength and knowledge, making those who joined even stronger fighters. These guilds were able to give fighters detailed information about their fights, and the better guilds were able to share pizza together from their spoils as they reminisced about their victories. So some guilds were better than others?! Yes! And do you know what the best guild of all was? THE WALKING CARPETS!!!! That's right, the Walking Carpets. When I grow up I want to be in the Walking Carpets! Well then you'll have to train hard! I can do it! I can do it! I bet you can. And then I'd get pizza?! Yep, each month when they win, they give pizza to as many of their members as they can who gave a positive contribution to the guild that month, starting with the highest down to the least. I can't wait! I'm going to be the best Walking Carpet ever! I have no doubt. But right now you're going to go to sleep. Okay. Nighty-night! Good-night. Sweet card hunting dreams.