[Guild] The Cult of Ironwood

Discussion in 'Guilds' started by gulo gulo, Apr 5, 2015.

  1. Robauke

    Robauke Guild Leader

    I just wanna give my applause to the delightful WTF-moment provided by gulo yesterday. Says a lot about your determination when the initial reaction to you straying from it is met with total disbelief. Thanks for granting us a peek at a bizzaro CH parallel universe.
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  2. FrigusMacto

    FrigusMacto Orc Soldier

    indeed, well played Gulo
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  3. gulo gulo

    gulo gulo Guild Leader

    Thanks, I do what I can. Not sure how I should feel that the one day is going to be my most successful day (guild elo) of all time, however. Ha.
  4. Robauke

    Robauke Guild Leader

    well it might have been mine too, with triple human wizards. Like i said, we got a peek at bizarro Cardhuntria.
  5. Xvim

    Xvim Kobold

    Hello! Does Cult of Ironwood still recruiting? I am bit PvE and i dont think PvP till i get some good items, can i be still accepted?
  6. ParodyKnaveBob

    ParodyKnaveBob Thaumaturge

    gulo gulo,

    Rob's right about the initial reaction being "total disbelief." Shock might come later, but the very first thing that went through my mind was plain ol' denial.

    *begins spectating gulo gulo battle*
    *sees some human wizards on the battlefield, a priest, some elf warriors*
    *trying to figure out why gulo gulo changed the name of his wizards, and why they're male*
    *noticing the elves have lowercase initialized first name and full surname, and they're male game show hosts*
    *noticing that when gulo's turn is up, an elf does something*
    *noticing that gulo's name is attached to the same side as the elf warriors*
    * $8^ O $8^ O $8^ O *

    And, since I wasn't even thinking about the date in the context, you can say you got me for April Fool's Day. $E^ D All I knew was, I was curious to watch you play such, and I was afraid to say anything about "branching out" for scaring you away from trying something different for the first time (either ever or probably in years at least). $8^ o

    And yeah, it was pretty funny watching you hunting down wizards and slicing them up into smithereens! $X^ D

    fwiw, I had a paltry idea for an April 1 party, but I opted instead to spend all my efforts on that AI post $:^ }
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  7. ParodyKnaveBob

    ParodyKnaveBob Thaumaturge

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  8. gulo gulo

    gulo gulo Guild Leader


    Burst is life.
  9. gulo gulo

    gulo gulo Guild Leader


    I'd really appreciate it if everyone attempted to move away from buffed bursting. I've been advised to move down from my previous edict, so I'll say buffed bursting is strongly discouraged, but I will not ban anything.

    Or course, if anyone wants to leave based on this edict, you are free to do so, no questions asked, and no disdain towards you in any fashion. Travel forth into Cardhuntria and fight for honor as you would like.

    Last edited: Apr 28, 2016
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  10. Lucky Dice

    Lucky Dice Thaumaturge

    Inb4 suddenly 11th place
  11. gulo gulo

    gulo gulo Guild Leader

    Not sure if you're trying to be funny, but you failed horribly.
    I'm taking a stand on my guild, be it the right decision or the wrong one.

    Regardless, I am fully confident that The Cult of Ironwood does not need buffed bursting to maintain its place in the standings.

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  12. ParodyKnaveBob

    ParodyKnaveBob Thaumaturge

    $F^ ,
  13. gulo gulo

    gulo gulo Guild Leader

    I just want us to learn how to win without it. I think it would do us well.

    'Nothing gives easy. Easy gives nothing.'
    Last edited: Apr 17, 2016
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  14. Souleye

    Souleye Orc Soldier

    I joined IW to a very large degree because there were no demands on me for doing so.

    Now there is a demand.

    I do not yield to demands.

    I crave freedom above any authority, be it in games or real life.

    While I haven't used burst in a while, I know I will at some point. Even if I know I could do without burfft, I cannot do without my freedoms.

    My only question remain: Shall I leave now, knowing that I will break this rule at some point, or shall I wait until I am ""caught""?

    One set of quotation marks did not do the encapsulation of the word "caught" justice in the previous sentence as it is quite a ludicrous thing to say.

    Finally, a comment: At first I thought it was a late april fools joke. Now, I'm just dissappointed.

    Thinking more about it, I have my answer. I cannot stay in an oppressive regime.

    Suddenly, my motto is changing to:

    Ironwood authoritarian.
    Ironwood immoral.
    Ironwood unfree.

  15. Flaxative

    Flaxative Party Leader

    So serious :eek:
  16. FrigusMacto

    FrigusMacto Orc Soldier

  17. Souleye

    Souleye Orc Soldier

    Yup. It's by removing authorities from my life that I can otherwise be so free an happy that I am! That's why I take my freedoms seriously! :D
  18. Souleye

    Souleye Orc Soldier

    Desertion complete. Catch you in the wild, former comrades!
  19. Lucky Dice

    Lucky Dice Thaumaturge

    finally won't be losing 10 contribution because SoulEye burfffts me

    it will just be 2
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  20. Souleye

    Souleye Orc Soldier

    Played the desertion map twice but I'm still not out. Feel free to help me along, Gulo.

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