YOU MAY BE WONDERING HOW I FOUND MYSELF IN THIS SITUATION (note: bug has been reported, is hardly abusable and only causes problems for you)
Not particularly funny, but I fancy sharing.... I have about 3/4 of the legendaries and just got my 6th Highbolt Jerkin.... I don't own Aranak's Chain Web Ain't probability fun
All Out Attack getting parried is always funny. But it's extra funny when the attack is 52 damage... Spoiler: Parry 52 damage DOOM PRIEST curses Ganddreng with fragility. rinco69 passed. Gromrinn powerfully bludgeons Ganddreng Gromrinn doubles the damage with a ferocious follow-up! Gromrinn discarded All Out Attack. Gromrinn doubles the damage with a ferocious follow-up! Gromrinn discarded All Out Attack. Mass Frenzy added 2 damage. Unholy Wellspring added 4 damage. Ganddreng blocked with Parry. edit: Mighty bludgeon was not used during this humorous event
I couldn't help but find this funny. I mean, c'mon, it's The Wizard's Workshop... ...where surely my co-op teammate's elf warrior needs 10 guaranteed armor, 10.5 counting Officer's Harness, plus Dodge. Lol! "Wait, that's Bob's teammate? So then, Bob's character is dead? Wha ~ ?" Oh, yes, well, you see, before we started, I asked if it'd be fine that I bring a troll deck experiment... You'll notice in the chat that my dead character proclaimed the experiment a success... $;^ ] I got in a kill or two, and I never suffered any enemy damage -- and I only actually died on the final battle. Meanwhile, I did manage to Wellspring my teammate every battle to great effect! $E^ D
I just had a game of Quick Draw on the Chess Madness map where I think rng was trying to kill me. A few main points before I start are that I was up against 2 wizards and on Chess Madness to make the story more understandable. Sorry about no screenshots, after I realised this was a funny situation I thought it would look strange is I started adding screenshots in the middle of the post. ~~~ I started drawing for my warrior, the drawbacks were Fright, Combustible or Large Weapon. Then the next set of cards were Shifting Block, Bash and Jump Back. All cards were not suited well for either the map nor enemies but I thought due to chance I should have really good cards on my other characters. No such luck, next both my priest and wizard drew 3 gold movement cards in their draws. After that, as the good player that I am I managed to get the upper hand over my opponent due to my prowess in tactics (brag brag) but rng had other plans and decided to crash my CardHunter. After reconnecting and playing a few cards rng decides that its had enough and completely shuts down my computer. But after all of that effort, rngesus could not best the pro that I am. :ultimatebrag:
Ok this All Out Attack into Parry block is better than the last one... YYeTs plays a Laser Whip with three (3) AoA, the whip malfunctions and gets blocked. The malfunction turns into a Laser Spray. My guys get 0 and 1 damage. His guys get 5 and 5 damage. Everyone laughs. Well I did anyway. Spoiler Ulfjon whips Skratvarn with a laser. Laser Whip increased damage by 1 and malfunctioned! Ulfjon drew a card. Ulfjon doubles the damage with a ferocious follow-up! Ulfjon discarded All Out Attack. Ulfjon doubles the damage with a ferocious follow-up! Ulfjon discarded All Out Attack. Ulfjon doubles the damage with a ferocious follow-up! Ulfjon discarded All Out Attack. Skratvarn blocked with Parry. Laser Whip was cancelled. Skratvarn drew Inquisitor's Strike. Skratvarn discarded Parry. Skratdurak moved. Lunging Bash was cancelled. Ulfjon sprays laser bolts. Skratdurak spikes her attacker. Grounding Plates reduced damage to Skratdurak by 4. Skratdurak took 0 Laser damage. Grounding Plates reduced damage to Skratvarn by 4. Skratvarn took 1 Laser damage. Zharrbok took 5 Laser damage. Kierdanorth took 5 Laser damage.
"What do you want?" The fires of the gloomy subterranean hall's torches cast some dim light on the dwarf's face. A warrior alright; after a glance, Svitlana surmised that he might consider himself twice the warrior than he was, in fact, but that wouldn't mean he wasn't skilled or useful. "I've heard you have... skills. Rather unusual skills, in fact. That led me to believe that you are one of the dwarves I'm looking for." "Is that so? What can I help you with?" "First, we'll need to put your abilities to the test. If you prove to be the one I'm searching for, we may discuss the details later." Soon afterwards, they left for the Silver Forest... Spoiler Congratulated by his close friends, a wizard and a priest, the warrior has passed the test. Svitlana quietly nodded. Her boss would be happy. She'd found one of them. Now to find the other six... Completely unrelated, I suddenly remembered a time I fought against Guztuk, the Goblin King (when loot fairy enchanted Tree Forts of the Goblin King). He got himself a Martyr Blessing from his shaman ally, and had a Raging Strike in hand he refused to use for some reason, preferring to attack with his Massive Chops instead. My warrior had Barbed Platemail with two Enchanted Harnesses at the time. I don't have a screenshot, sadly, but I'm sure it's not difficult to imagine.
During a journey through the Passageways to Death... Spoiler One Radioactive Pulse later: Spoiler For the record, just in this one run we also got Hear Them Out at least twice. Maybe more, my memories are a bit fuzzy on the subject.
I found this accidentally; apparently an old Golden Shrine match. I might've been cursed. Edited the picture, thanks to @PhoenixTheHunter for pointing it out.
Sometimes, you kick the caverns. Most of the time, the caverns kicks you. Anyway, this is an example of the former. I present The Reactor Room: Two turns later, the door unseals
Okay, not funny, but there's no way I could resist showing this off. I've had triple legendaries drop in three chests so far, but always during co-op loot fairy. Tonight was my first triple legendary in a regular gold chest: Orc Painting, Blue Destruction and Trump's Combover. I only bought club yesterday to score a Lance of Overflowing Light in the club slot.
