Funniest Moments

Discussion in 'Card Hunter General Chat' started by Han Lee, Nov 25, 2015.

  1. Lucky Dice

    Lucky Dice Thaumaturge


    (note: bug has been reported, is hardly abusable and only causes problems for you)
  2. mckeen

    mckeen War Monkey

    Not particularly funny, but I fancy sharing....
    I have about 3/4 of the legendaries and just got my 6th Highbolt Jerkin.... I don't own Aranak's Chain Web
    Ain't probability fun
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  3. rinco69

    rinco69 Hydra

    All Out Attack getting parried is always funny. But it's extra funny when the attack is 52 damage...

    DOOM PRIEST curses Ganddreng with fragility.

    rinco69 passed.

    Gromrinn powerfully bludgeons Ganddreng

    Gromrinn doubles the damage with a ferocious follow-up!

    Gromrinn discarded All Out Attack.

    Gromrinn doubles the damage with a ferocious follow-up!

    Gromrinn discarded All Out Attack.

    Mass Frenzy added 2 damage.

    Unholy Wellspring added 4 damage.

    Ganddreng blocked with Parry.

    edit: Mighty bludgeon was not used during this humorous event
    Last edited: Jul 12, 2017
  4. rinco69

    rinco69 Hydra

    Can you ever have too much armor? Zippo doesn't think so...

    lots of armor.jpg
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  5. ParodyKnaveBob

    ParodyKnaveBob Thaumaturge

    *psst* 52 damage (11->22->44->46->50 .. + Fragility)
    but still funny $E^ }
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  6. ParodyKnaveBob

    ParodyKnaveBob Thaumaturge

    I couldn't help but find this funny. I mean, c'mon, it's The Wizard's Workshop...

    Wizard's Workshop - armor.jpg

    ...where surely my co-op teammate's elf warrior needs 10 guaranteed armor, 10.5 counting Officer's Harness, plus Dodge. Lol!

    "Wait, that's Bob's teammate? So then, Bob's character is dead? Wha ~ ?"

    Oh, yes, well, you see, before we started, I asked if it'd be fine that I bring a troll deck experiment... You'll notice in the chat that my dead character proclaimed the experiment a success...

    Wizard's Workshop - troll deck.jpg

    $;^ ]

    I got in a kill or two, and I never suffered any enemy damage -- and I only actually died on the final battle. Meanwhile, I did manage to Wellspring my teammate every battle to great effect! $E^ D
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  7. BlackVoidDeath

    BlackVoidDeath Guild Leader

    I just had a game of Quick Draw on the Chess Madness map where I think rng was trying to kill me.
    A few main points before I start are that I was up against 2 wizards and on Chess Madness to make the story more understandable.
    Sorry about no screenshots, after I realised this was a funny situation I thought it would look strange is I started adding screenshots in the middle of the post.
    I started drawing for my warrior, the drawbacks were Fright, Combustible or Large Weapon. Then the next set of cards were Shifting Block, Bash and Jump Back.
    All cards were not suited well for either the map nor enemies but I thought due to chance I should have really good cards on my other characters.
    No such luck, next both my priest and wizard drew 3 gold movement cards in their draws.
    After that, as the good player that I am I managed to get the upper hand over my opponent due to my prowess in tactics (brag brag) but rng had other plans and decided to crash my CardHunter. After reconnecting and playing a few cards rng decides that its had enough and completely shuts down my computer.
    But after all of that effort, rngesus could not best the pro that I am. :cool: :ultimatebrag:
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  8. rinco69

    rinco69 Hydra

    Ok this All Out Attack into Parry block is better than the last one...

    YYeTs plays a Laser Whip with three (3) AoA, the whip malfunctions and gets blocked. The malfunction turns into a Laser Spray. My guys get 0 and 1 damage. His guys get 5 and 5 damage. Everyone laughs. Well I did anyway.

    Ulfjon whips Skratvarn with a laser.

    Laser Whip increased damage by 1 and malfunctioned!

    Ulfjon drew a card.

    Ulfjon doubles the damage with a ferocious follow-up!

    Ulfjon discarded All Out Attack.

    Ulfjon doubles the damage with a ferocious follow-up!

    Ulfjon discarded All Out Attack.

    Ulfjon doubles the damage with a ferocious follow-up!

    Ulfjon discarded All Out Attack.

    Skratvarn blocked with Parry.

    Laser Whip was cancelled.

    Skratvarn drew Inquisitor's Strike.

    Skratvarn discarded Parry.

    Skratdurak moved.

    Lunging Bash was cancelled.

    Ulfjon sprays laser bolts.

    Skratdurak spikes her attacker.

    Grounding Plates reduced damage to Skratdurak by 4.

    Skratdurak took 0 Laser damage.

    Grounding Plates reduced damage to Skratvarn by 4.

    Skratvarn took 1 Laser damage.

    Zharrbok took 5 Laser damage.

    Kierdanorth took 5 Laser damage.
  9. vnice

    vnice Kobold

    ParodyKnaveBob ^^

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