Funniest Moments

Discussion in 'Card Hunter General Chat' started by Han Lee, Nov 25, 2015.

  1. Han Lee

    Han Lee Guild Leader

    I just had a game that looked like this. I call it: Fallout3000
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    What are some of your funniest moments?
     
  2. Robauke

    Robauke Guild Leader

    How does retaliatory mutation react to rad goo?
     
  3. Han Lee

    Han Lee Guild Leader

    LOL I'm not sure haha, that's my radiation there :) but I'd assume that you get a copy of whatever card that goo came from (assuming you take damage)
     
  4. Throw Path of Knives on something that has Crude Plates.
    Wait until they move.
    Enjoy.
     
  5. Han Lee

    Han Lee Guild Leader

    I call this one... Monsoon Season!

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  6. BlackVoidDeath

    BlackVoidDeath Guild Leader

    Why does everyone play on such low quality?
    Its not like it speeds the game up - maybe a bit, but not by a lot.
    Anyway here is something that happened to me a while ago: (I am red)
    Walls CoG.jpg
     
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  7. Pawndawan

    Pawndawan Champion of Cardhuntria

    Maybe it was resized afterwards? Lower quality images use less bandwidth and load faster - if they aren't saved as png. :cough:
     
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  8. Han Lee

    Han Lee Guild Leader

    Haha yeah, i resized it on paint b/c it said the screenshot was too big to upload.
     
  9. BlackVoidDeath

    BlackVoidDeath Guild Leader

    Ok, thats good to know - so you are saying that if the image is too big then take the quality down and re-take the image?
     
  10. Pawndawan

    Pawndawan Champion of Cardhuntria

    Just use the built-in console command screenshot 70, so you don't have to play with Paint afterwards, unless you want to crop the image further.
     
  11. BlackVoidDeath

    BlackVoidDeath Guild Leader

    What does screenshot 70 do?
     
  12. Lucky Dice

    Lucky Dice Thaumaturge

    Today, I won a duel of Mimetic Armors.

    Human Wizard vs Dwarven Warrior (Mass Frenzied and Martyrial Blessed).

    Warrior moves in with a nimble strike, causes 4 damage and armor proc.
    Wizard proceedes to attack my Warrior with the Bludgeon he got. Martyr Blessing. Got myself a Mimetic Armor too now!
    Warrior then hits the wizard with another nimble strike, dealing 4 damage and causing another bludgeon to appear.
    Wizard uses newly acquired bludgeon, deals 2 damage, gets me Bludgeon and a Shifty Stab.
    I hit him with a Bludgeon, again proccing his armor and dealing 4 damage, reducing his HP to 9 at this point.
    He hits me with Bludgeon, gets me ANOTHER Bludgeon and Frenzy Aura.

    The final Bludgeon went through the armor, dealing exactly 9 damage.
     
  13. Kalin

    Kalin Begat G'zok

    Yeah, the forums won't let you upload files larger than 1 MB, which is just under the size of board screenshot saved as PNG. That's why my board screenshots are saved as JPG.
     
  14. BlackVoidDeath

    BlackVoidDeath Guild Leader

    JPEG?
     
  15. Lucky Dice

    Lucky Dice Thaumaturge

    >That just happened

    Malibu*****Barbie strikes Skazwan with a laser.
    Laser Strike increased damage by 6
    Reliable Hide Armor reduced damage to Skazwan by 1.
    Mimetic Armor reduced damage to Skazwan by 2.
    Skazwan drew Bludgeon.
    Skazwan took 10 Laser damage.
    Lucky Dice passed.
    Malibu*****Barbie strikes Skazwan
    Reliable Hide Armor reduced damage to Skazwan by 1.
    Mimetic Armor reduced damage to Skazwan by 2.
    Skazwan drew Bludgeon.
    Skazwan took 1 Crushing damage.
    Lucky Dice passed.
    Malibu*****Barbie strikes Skazwan
    Reliable Hide Armor reduced damage to Skazwan by 1.
    Mimetic Armor reduced damage to Skazwan by 2.
    Skazwan drew Bludgeon.
    Skazwan took 1 Crushing damage.
    Skazwan strikes Malibu*****Barbie
    Mimetic Armor reduced damage to Malibu*****Barbie by 2.
    Malibu*****Barbie drew Bludgeon.
    Mimetic Armor reduced damage to Malibu*****Barbie by 2.
    Malibu*****Barbie drew Bludgeon.
    Malibu*****Barbie took 0 Crushing damage.
    Malibu*****Barbie strikes Skazwan
    Reliable Hide Armor reduced damage to Skazwan by 1.
    Mimetic Armor reduced damage to Skazwan by 2.
    Skazwan drew Bludgeon.
    Skazwan took 1 Crushing damage.
    Skazwan strikes Malibu*****Barbie
    Mimetic Armor reduced damage to Malibu*****Barbie by 2.
    Malibu*****Barbie drew Bludgeon.
    Mimetic Armor reduced damage to Malibu*****Barbie by 2.
    Malibu*****Barbie drew Bludgeon.
    Malibu*****Barbie took 0 Crushing damage.
    Malibu*****Barbie strikes Skazwan
    Reliable Hide Armor reduced damage to Skazwan by 1.
    Mimetic Armor reduced damage to Skazwan by 2.
    Skazwan drew Bludgeon.
    Skazwan took 1 Crushing damage.
    Skazwan strikes Malibu*****Barbie
    Mimetic Armor failed!
    Mimetic Armor reduced damage to Malibu*****Barbie by 2.
    Malibu*****Barbie drew Bludgeon.
    Malibu*****Barbie took 2 Crushing damage.
    Malibu*****Barbie strikes Skazwan
    Reliable Hide Armor reduced damage to Skazwan by 1.
    Mimetic Armor reduced damage to Skazwan by 2.
    Skazwan drew Bludgeon.
    Skazwan took 1 Crushing damage.
    Skazwan strikes Malibu*****Barbie
    Mimetic Armor reduced damage to Malibu*****Barbie by 2.
    Malibu*****Barbie drew Bludgeon.
    Mimetic Armor failed!
    Malibu*****Barbie took 2 Crushing damage.
    Malibu*****Barbie strikes Skazwan
    Reliable Hide Armor reduced damage to Skazwan by 1.
    Mimetic Armor reduced damage to Skazwan by 2.
    Skazwan drew Bludgeon.
    Skazwan took 1 Crushing damage.
    Skazwan strikes Malibu*****Barbie
    Mimetic Armor reduced damage to Malibu*****Barbie by 2.
    Malibu*****Barbie drew Bludgeon.
    Mimetic Armor failed!
    Malibu*****Barbie took 2 Crushing damage.
    Malibu*****Barbie strikes Skazwan
    Reliable Hide Armor reduced damage to Skazwan by 1.
    Mimetic Armor reduced damage to Skazwan by 2.
    Skazwan drew Bludgeon.
    Skazwan took 1 Crushing damage.
    Skazwan strikes Malibu*****Barbie
    Mimetic Armor failed!
    Mimetic Armor reduced damage to Malibu*****Barbie by 2.
    Malibu*****Barbie drew Bludgeon.
    Malibu*****Barbie took 2 Crushing damage.
    Malibu*****Barbie strikes Skazwan
    Reliable Hide Armor reduced damage to Skazwan by 1.
    Mimetic Armor failed!
    Skazwan took 3 Crushing damage.
    Skazwan died.
    Aclotheses scored 2 points.
     
  16. Han Lee

    Han Lee Guild Leader

    Lucky, stop whacking each other with your sticks and get a room ;)
     
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  17. billiska

    billiska Ogre

    In order to be a better player, I feel the need to be able to answer such question quickly.

    Of course, I could run a computer simulation... but I'd love to know if there is mental trick to knowing the solution to such problem quickly...
    Remember, the side with more memetic armor might not be able use all its gained attacks before dying.

    Note that this is different from Lucky Dice's scenario since in that one the warrior-1 have reliable hide.
    In which case I think the answer is easy, since warrior-1 loses in both average armor protection and offensive chance.
     
  18. timeracers

    timeracers Guild Leader

    I believe warrior #1 will more likely win because he will on average take 2/3 of a damage per hit, while the other takes 4/3 of a damage per hit though warrior #2 gets on average twice as many bludgeons from mimetic armor, he still starts will the disadvantage of the initial bludgeon being more effective for warrior #1. Also as a bonus if someone dies it will likely be warrior #2 who has troubles using his bludgeons fast enough.
     
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  19. Vlamona

    Vlamona Hydra

    Caverns of chaos. Surrounded by many enemies, including 6 flying monkeys. Fires a laser at a monkey. Laser fails, draws Laser Spray.

    Laser spray hits every enemy and ally. One flying monkey blocks with "Duck." Gets a new Laser Spray.

    New Laser Spray hits everybody. Five enemies dies.
     

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