I tried to pick enemies Batford would least like to find in his bedroom, and the results are at least fairly consistent. Spoiler You open your eyes and look around your bedroom. Everything seems to be in place, but you feel something is off, something is not quite right... and what is that smell? You call out to your faithful companion: "Blackfang! Here boy!" but there's no response. Instead you hear... purring? And then you wake up and find that the Nightmare Fairy left some cheap trinkets under your pillow. You make a note to avoid banana-n-bacon pudding before bedtime. EDIT: Version 4.