Aloyzo's Arsenal #9: Custom Item Submissions! (Acquisitions Inc. Edition)

Valadilene

Darkmagic's Dual Implements
Level 18 Staff
Scorching Rays, Ice bolts, Gusts of War
2x Jumpsparks, Friendly fire

 

I'm changing my submission to this:

Name: adajon42
Item name: Aggressor's Axe
Item slot: Weapon
Cards: Battleaxe Chop, Battleaxe Chop, Battleaxe Chop, Violent Spin, Battle Rage, Dropped Guard

 

Settemio

Mismatched Socks

Boots

Dynamic Armor, Ill-fitting Armor, Unlucky

 

1. j3st3r

2. Laser Pointer

3. Staff

4. 2 x Pull The Trigger, 2 x Laser Bolt, 2 x Arcane Beam



Rarity: Common
Item Level: 17
Power Tokens:

 

trrst
"Wægsweord"
weapon
lv.12
3x Extra Hack
3x Smashing Spin

 

LieutenantCommanderData
Susceptible CEO
Human Skill
Delegate, Everybody Drink!, Vulnerable



Level 18, Rare

 

1. Founder
2. Omin's Inspirational Ichor
3. Divine Item (Level 17, , Rare)
4. Inspiring Presence, Everybody Drink, Healing Pulse




Withdrawn submission:

Spoiler

1. Founder
2. Collat-o-ray
3. Staff (Level 3, Tokenless, Epic)
4. Laser Spray (x2), Flash of Agony (x2), Impetuous Blast (x2)

 

1. Nombrilist
2. Contagious Bad Luck
3. Divine Skill
4. Cause Fumble, Traveling Curse, Traveling Curse

 

Spoiler: Run, Omin, Run

1. JinxedSaying
2. Run, Omin, Run
3. Elf Skill
4. Elven Maneuvers, Elven Manuevers, Scouting Run

Just kidding, no one would ever print that item

For real:

1. JinxedSaying
2. EDIT: I'm the GM Now (was previously "DM")
3. EDIT: Divine Skill (was previously Human Skill)
4. Obvious Maneuver, Unlucky, Doom

 

Happenstance
Pretty Please (With A Cherry On Top)
Divine Weapon



Edit: so I've just played to the point of the campaign where I realised that this is a monster rather than a player card ... but not sure if it still counts because players can get it from radiation effects?

 

timeracers
Tilting
Dwarf Skill
Parry, Unlucky, Blind Rage

Level 3, rare

 

Potatus
Potat's "Stormy" Staff
Level 12 Staff

 

1. Balor
2. Contaminated File
3. Divine Weapon (Level 6, Tokenless, Rare)
4. Strong Hack (x2), Lunging Hack (x2), Radiation Bolt (x2)

 

y0uthpast0r
Intern's Rule
Divine Weapon
lvl 16 one major and one minor token
Unholy Wellspring Accelerated Thought Unholy Wellspring Lunging BashPurging Strike Wimpy

 

Robauke:
Omin's Rapid Remedy

Uncommon Divine Skill, lvl13


|-- Talented Healer -|- Everybody Drink! -|--- Purging Strike ---

 

gulo gulo

The Conglomerated Staff of the Magus, Inc.
A Level 13 Rare Staff,

Jim's Magic Missile, Surging Bolt, Sorcerous Bolt, Nimble Strike, Surging Shield Block, Parry

 

ParodyKnaveBob

Full Scream A Head

Helmet - level 12 Uncommon

 

SceoMyntan


Demon-Winged Business Jacket
Robes

Level 6, tokenless, Rare

 

1. yhgt
2. Cap of the CEO
3. Helmet (Level 2) (Seems a bit low, but you guys can change it if you put it in.)
4.
Credit to @Harvet for the pic of 'Hear them out'.

 

1. Cycosurgeon
2. "Penny For Your Thoughts"
3. Staff 17th level
4.