I woke up this morning and saw something staring back at me. He introduced himself as a Sheriff. Spoiler He seemed overly enthusiastic. Spoiler He told me of his odd hobbies. Spoiler Stealing an Aegis, as usual. Things got strange after that... Spoiler Then the terrible truth was finally revealed to me! Spoiler
Lol, they did have a little too much opium floating about in the old west. That would be the more innocent explanation, and seems the most likely given the sheer euphoria he seems to have going about his business. Its a good thing that he was put to a stop before anyone else got hurt.