Smithy- Build your own Items

"Appreciation that the contest rules no longer allow people to post explanations of their items since it would attract hucksters and admen, jesters and jokers, bibliophiles and logorrheas; derail the thread with extortion and blackmail, electioneering and politicking, chit chat, this and that; stuff once-sparse entries with cinnamon synonyms and petit four metaphors; and inscribe hidden rituals to trap Aloyzo in the making and summon cacophanies of cacodemons; plus by the way I just wanted to say in case no one gets it that these are slippers are really fuzzy so they get all staticky when you walk over carpets so you can shoot lightning bolts out of your toes and I know sparks aren't on boots but I think it would work as long as Blue Manchu changed all the scenarios to have special carpet terrain that was the only way you could build up electrical charge points that are required to play spark spells if you're not a wizard PM me if you need any more details I know it's kind of complicated but anyway thanks for hosting contest Aloyzo and even if I don't win it's been great and thanks to my mom for raising me and all my friends watching at home God Bless Cardhuntria and I know we can make this item collection great again Slippers."
That would be longest named item ever. A item with that name was submitted in the AA thread.
(I wouldn't count this as discussion, I am just pointing out an obvious fact. I find it funny as a name (with a link in it too))

I can imagine someone saying: You need to equip "Appreciation that the contest rules no longer allow people to post explanations of their items since it would attract hucksters and admen, jesters and jokers, bibliophiles and logorrheas; derail the thread with extortion and blackmail, electioneering and politicking, chit chat, this and that; stuff once-sparse entries with cinnamon synonyms and petit four metaphors; and inscribe hidden rituals to trap Aloyzo in the making and summon cacophanies of cacodemons; plus by the way I just wanted to say in case no one gets it that these are slippers are really fuzzy so they get all staticky when you walk over carpets so you can shoot lightning bolts out of your toes and I know sparks aren't on boots but I think it would work as long as Blue Manchu changed all the scenarios to have special carpet terrain that was the only way you could build up electrical charge points that are required to play spark spells if you're not a wizard PM me if you need any more details I know it's kind of complicated but anyway thanks for hosting contest Aloyzo and even if I don't win it's been great and thanks to my mom for raising me and all my friends watching at home God Bless Cardhuntria and I know we can make this item collection great again Slippers." instead of the boots you currently use which will require you to replace one of your minor token items with a tokenless item.

or ACRNLAPPEISAHAJJBLDEBEPCSSECYPFMIHDTAMSCC+IWSCNOGiSFSWyWoCSycSLBoTIKSaoBIWWaLaBMCASHSCTTWOWyCBECaRtPSNWPMMiyNMDiKiCATHCAEiIdWiGaTtMfRMMFWaHGBCIKWcMtICGAS for short.

 

I think until Vholes begins taking the contest seriously, his entries are fair game for discussion. Also, he continues to be the funniest contestant. He's setting a high bar.

 

I thought Vholes first submission was ok as a serious submission tho.
But of course your design goal apparently wasn't to randomly give player access to new cards.

On another topic, I'm wondering if it is a good idea for me to devulge my idea on this thread... but here is something I'd like to go for in the future (when I have given up on making Aloyzo care about elf wiz):

Billiska's radiation ray gun
divide weapon
Gene Therapy, Destructive Purge, 3x Radiation Bolt, Mind Leak


@Vakaz 's tool says it's lvl 5 tokenless common
I could also replace 1 Radiation Bolt with 1 more Destructive Purge and make it lvl 5.5, but I afraid it might be too strong. What do you think?

 

It had 2 monster only cards, which I think lessened it's chances. Quite interesting thematically.

 

And both are OP.

 

I like it, and would like to use it as a player.

 

Blessed Wanderlust
Divine Item (Level 9 Uncommon)

2x Boosted Heal, 1x Traveling Curse

Wanderer's Cudgel
Divine Weapon (Level 11 Rare)

1x Powerful Bash, 1x Greater Heal, 1x Barge, 1x Entangling Roots, 2x Traveling Curse

Malfunctioning Nuclear Mop
Divine Weapon (Level 15 Legendary)

2x Radioactive Spray, 2x Barge, 2x Cleansing Ray

 

In spirit of Kolt 45 and Staff Of A Million Embers (Staff Of Embers) combo, we need more Arcane Items with Ember Burst .

Arcane Items:
Ruby of a Million Embers, LVL 18 , Legendary
(Basically half of a Staff Of A Million Embers, half the cost, half the cards)
Ember Burst, Ember Burst, Ember Burst


Ruby of Embers, LVL 15 , Legendary
Ember Burst, Ember Burst, Telekinesis




Also like Advanced Levitation Arcane Skill:
Advanced Fire Burst, LVL 15 , Epic
Firestarter, Ember Burst, Ember Burst

 

Quit making wizards more expensive, dang it!

 

It does not make them more expansive, since they already need legendaries in the arcane slot. But seriously this would be too good. On the other hand there is the Atomic Drop Console for the priest. Which could see a lot more play, as soon as more players get their hands on it.

 

I've got two consoles, have had them since launch week. It's not enough. Those radcannons rule the roost with their card draw and lack of a dead nth card.

 

But the randomn cards can be really strong for you. One of my opponents was able to get a Large Weapon on each of my warrior, which means they had to run away for two turns. Another time I got a Trip, in the first turn before I was able to move.
I think it is best used with boost cards, but on a boost priest the consoles are not as useful as a cursed radcannon would be.

 

Aloyzo's Arsenal has motivated me to design quite a few items in advance:

Name: Staff of Arcane Shapes
Type: Staff
Level: 13
Tokens:
Rarity: Rare


Name: Surgical Staff
Type: Staff
Level: 12
Tokens:
Rarity: Common


Name: The Eater
Type: Staff
Level: 9
Tokens:
Rarity: Rare


Name: Leaking Radcannon
Type: Divine Item
Level: 17
Tokens:
Rarity: Epic

 

Aye, we need to drag massed radiation bomb down to epic just because burst tends to produce a bit of a "timewall". Look at the current build. Now cut out the wizards and stack 21 bombs on a team with room for an axe of the dark soul and some savage curses on each participant. That lucky aristocrat will make us all miserable.

Little Boy
Level 18 Epic Divine Item

2x Radiation Bomb, 1x Radiation Bolt

 

Now that we talking about Priest:
Divine Items:
Unholy Booster, LVL 18 , Rare
Unholy Wellspring, Unholy Wellspring, Savage Curse


Unholy Rage, LVL 18 , Rare
Unholy Wellspring, Unholy Wellspring, Unholy Frenzy


Mass Rage, LVL 21 , Epic
Mass Frenzy, Mass Frenzy, Unholy Wellspring


Divine Armors:
Vampire Rage Armor, LVL 15 , Rare
Frenzy Aura, Frenzy Aura, Spear Of Darkness

Vampire Rage Armor v2 (yep i sux at names), LVL 17 , Uncommon
Frenzy Aura, Frenzy Aura, Invigorating Touch

 

you could say a little bit overpowered, but just a little bit.

 

One more Divine Item:
Mass Inspire, LVL 20 , Legendary
Mass Frenzy, Mass Frenzy, Inspiring Presence


Skull of Unholy Eljen, LVL 8 Tokeless, Legendary
Inspiring Presence, Unholy Frenzy, Unholy Frenzy




Skull of Demoniac Uljun,
LVL 9 , Epic
Unholy Wellspring, Unholy Frenzy, Unholy Frenzy

 

Nope, it is level 9 epic.

 

Fixed it, thx.


EDIT: New Divine Item, in spirit of Varied Combustion:
Varied Frenzy, LVL 15 , Epic
Unholy Wellspring, Mass Frenzy, Unholy Frenzy


Varied Frenzy v2, LVL 6 Tokenless, Epic
Mass Frenzy, Unholy Frenzy, Righteous Frenzy



and in spirit of The Deadonomicon (Tome Of The Withering Source)
LVL 15 , Uncommon
Unholy Wellspring, Unholy Wellspring, Demonic Revenge


LVL 6 Tokeless , Rare
Unholy Wellspring, Demonic Revenge, Unholy Frenzy

This one maybe a little worse that The Deadonomicon, cause it cycle less, but at least you take less damage too.


Are this new ones more balanced?

 

The two golden one trait combination is too powerful. The rest is powerful, but I think ok.