Sorcerery Staff

Sorcerery Staff

Is it a staff that is like a sorcerer?

Is it a staff of MORE sorcery?

Discuss.

 

Someone is high or very bored.

 

Haven't you always wondered?

 

It's like a staff that a sorcerer would use, obviously.

 

More importantly, do the Sparks on the Mighty Sparkping Staff really ping?

 

Wow I always thought that was just a sparking staff. I need to learn how to read!

 

I dont like to stress the fact that the warlock rocks, but he jus does,So, for all you staff users out there, feel free to come in and post, my staff is a good one, but here is how it goes
1. post message in the room
2. LOOK IT OVER
3. dont report anything, i might get in trouble
and 4. Have fun!!!

 

I will never get sick of reposting that, ever.

 

does the acid from Lavender Staff smell like soap?

 

They should have renamed Hydrogen Staff to the Hindenburg Staff.

Oh the humanity!

 

Maybe that's it's upcoming level 20 evolution. Sort of like the upgrade from Lesser Furnace Staff to Furnace Staff.
Alternatively, we could just start working our way up the periodic table, so next up, the devastating power of the Helium Staff.

 

According to the card text on Might Spark they do.

 

Will the Duality Mace ever be used as a mace?

And just what is a Kraktopus that donates itself to Kraktopus Oil? (I like to think it's a lovechild of the kraken and an octopus, but in the end I can't help thinking it's just an octopus that's turned to drugs).

Is the Golden Hair Comb a comb made of golden hair or a comb for use on golden hair?

 

It's a staff that has internalized the essence of being a sorcerer. It makes its wielder feel all wizardly and capable of warlocking the heck out of any and every room.

 

Behold, the mighty Kraktopus!



Brought to you by the unhinged mind of Ben Lee, a man who apparently survived numerous encounters at sea including the dreaded Nauticorn and the bewildering Slippogriff.

Heresy! It is the Sparking Staff that is the typo.

 

Still waiting for the Priesty Cudgel and the Warriory Halberd.

 

I still live in hope that one day Onxy Candelabras will return to Cardhuntria.

 

There's just not a lot of Onx to go around these days, it seems.

Maybe it's made from what's left over after making a Shiny Ear Ring?
Why does anyone want a ring made of shiny ears..?

 

Level 90 would, of course, feature the Strontium 90 Staff.