Your worst rare?

I just got a Copper Amulet. Anyone got a worse rare?

 

I admit being pretty underwhelmed with my rare Poisoner's Harness. Chain Harness isn't the worst card in the world but that combined with Misguided Heal and Bad Medicine? Two confused heal/attacks with +2 and -2 net effects? Whoop-de-doo. Compared with what you get from any other tokenless Divine Armor, no thanks.

 

Umm, you used the wrong tag so your link is broken. Copper Amulet is an item so you need to click the green orb button which adds the item tags, not the deck icon which adds card tags...

But yes, I've rarely found Maze to be very useful...

 

Bulky Leather Vest is pretty useless. Leather Harness has no synergy with Reliable Hide. At least it helps with the 5+ roll of Thickened Mail, but then you'd use a Bulging Cuirass. Or any of the useful non-token armors.

What about Accursed Mace? Two each of Barge, Simple Bash and Demonic Miasma?
Ok, I could imagine using one on a cleric in a party with two terrain Wizards. Maybe. I already have three...

 

Spiked Strapping and Opaline Armor. For when you really can't stand wearing that non-keep armor.
Defensive Buckler. Protect your friends by standing close, but don't stand too close to your friends. Staying permanently at range of 3? No sweat.
Club. Look at me, here's my hand, I'm vulnerable, and I can at most bash you away.

 

There is one clear answer.

The Bad Luck Charm

Because Bad Luck is a terrible card.

 

Heh. Guess what just dropped for me as a quest reward. That's right. Another Poisoner's Harness. I like the sense of humour of the Card Hunter loot RNG!

 

Bad Luck isn't terrible, it's just... Not something people would put in their deck in place of most other things.

I'm not a fan of Hammer Of Bashing. Two gold power tokens for... six bashes. Yay?

 

It is terrible. It's main purpose is to pull blocks, at which point just toss in ANY sort of attack it does better. It's terrible because you should put almost any other card in your deck over it.

 

Those are some pretty great synergies there. At least individually the cards serve some purpose though, and they are funny. Maze is just camel poop.

Fixed.

The problem with poisoners harness isn't that it's terrible, it's that the chain harness doesn't easily pair with a helmet or boot to make use of it.

 

Let's be fair: bad luck can push off other attachments, and it has range, unlike "ANY" attack

 

I thought he was talking about Maze... Bad Luck is waaaaaaay better than Maze... still kinda crappy though. It should either last longer or reduce rolls by 2.

 

Yeah it can push off attachments, but that can either be a good thing or a bad thing. They both suck. But I've used Maze "successfully." Never once was my use of bad luck considered a "success"

 

I would never intentionally bring bad lucks into multiplayer to do so, but I have beaten an opponent's freezing block with the subtraction unlucky provides.

 

I have 2 copies of Ajan's Glowing Vial that are pretty crappy, but they are of course nothing compared to my legendary Ring Of Bifurcated Healing... I mean, come on, nobody likes Twin Heals anywhere and putting three of them on an item that requires a blue token is just crazy...

 

At least the item sprite looks cool?

 

I think that actually adds to the dissapointment:
Me: "Wow, a cool legendary finally dropped!"
Two seconds later: Facepalm...

 

Pixie Cupcake ... worst rare ever

 

Uh Wrong.
Greatest. Rare. Ever. No Questions Asked.

 

but it doesn't do anything ... and I have over 7.1k gold so it's pretty useless to me