When I Was A Noob....

.... I didn't understand how dice rolls worked

... I thought Unreliable Block was the best block

...I thought Mystic Wyrmhide was worth equipping

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...I thought you should NEVER use any item with a black card on it

...Thought slowed was the best negative trait you could get in QD because you can get rid of it right away

...Thought free move meant cantrip

...Didn't know what Cantrip meant >_>

...Thought toughness only prevented attacks that did 1 dmg exactly and was the worst gold card ("This Armor grants Immunity to any one damage source.")

 

...I thought if I could play a card, I should.

 

... I ragequit the first time someone played a Volcano against me in multiplayer.

 

...I couldn't understand....how to click ...I thought level up meant I got a free increase in....dexterity

I thought blind rage was just a...side effect...of getting hit for more than half your health

 

...I used an elf wizard while nimble strike was move 4

 

neonko sensei has never been a n00b

Spoiler

... but I did manage to have my second forum post ever locked and wiped by moderators

 

... I thought Healing Presence was the best priest card. Anyone remember that disaster of a card?

 

Let the light pour from you, let us all bathe in its glory.

 

... I thought you could block attacks from behind you.

... I thought scouting run was a move card.

... I thought toughness permanently gains immunity to the first type of damage that would hurt you otherwise. (it would be pretty OP with that card draw)

 

"Hey, this seems kinda useful, even if you have to bunch your party together. Wait, you can't self target? What?"

 

... I thought whirlwind might be a fun card to play in MP.

 

Yep.

 

...I thought i had to spend cards to make room for new draws.

 

.. Purple Cloak was the best robe.

 

... I spent 100 pizza on the premade deck "Tezkal Elves" just to get Cautious Trickery.

 

... i thought if i burst behind a character i get past his blocks.

 

In the very beginning
…I bought a chest.
…Hit the Deck was the card that made me understand blocks.
…Iberial's Boots were my first legendary and I thought they were excellent.
…I built warriors around their martial skill.

Post-Artifacts
…I went straight for Demonic Revenge whenever possible in Quick Draw.
…My Death March party featured an elf wizard with Turquoise Staff.

 

... I didn't realise controlled overswing discarded one of your own cards

 

... I thought bruiser would buff like crusher.

... I thought arcane would buff like electricity.

... I thought blocks were useless because Armor was keep.

... I thought all Armor was keep.