How long has Aloyzo been in cryo-sleep? How long have the Cardhuntrians been longing for a new item to hanker over? How long must we wait for something actually meaninful to do on the forums? How Long!?
Perhaps he's on an expedition to mine more Bluemanchia? There has been a recent surge in sales of Impeccability after all, he's got to keep the shops stocked and his bank account stacked. (Please come back Aloyzo we all miss you. )