Howdy folks, not my best work, kinda goes with the song but hopefully this serves as an example, this is the cardhunter version of: 'All I Wanna Do' by Sheryl Crow Hit it, It ain't no nimbus, and it ain't a defenders block either, it is just a parry, All i wanna do is roll a single 2 before i die, says the grimm in the lobby, outta nowhere, cause he assumes nothing, whether he's playing Gary, but it sure could be Melvin, Mom or Karen, so he plays a handful of games, and he wonders if hes ever gonna roll a 2 in his whole life, he was playing chess at midnight on Tuesday, in a match that seemed to defy the odds, And the good people of the lobby are busy with their games, making rolls like three, four, five, or six. Finally he sees a 4, jumps from his chair with a celebration, but then he remembers its unnerving strike, cause all he wants to do: is roll a 2 i gotta feeling, you'd want the same thing to, all he wants to do, is roll a 2, if it finally happens, he's gonna bludgeon you, all he wants to do, is roll a 2, and he, will finally be content with the folks at the blue manchu.
A quickie set to the Tune of Jingle Bells I've been meaning to add a second stanza, but haven't had the inspiration ... YET! Dashing cross the board My Elf warrior will strike With a Pulverizing Hack Which my opponent will not like Hope he doesn't have a block Especially not a duck YES! a 1 his Parry fails I'd have lost if not for luck OHHHHHHHHH Card Hunter, Card Hunter A Blue Destruction would be nice Card Hunter, Card Hunter Just had to say it twice Card Hunter, Card Hunter It is my favorite game Card Hunter, Card Hunter No two matches are the same...
Losing to Cardotron2000, worded to the tune of Stratovarius' Nightfall. No particular reason other than I really like the song. Spoiler: The song in question Shades of I'm queueing through the lobby that is having a dream of 1800 ELO Cardotron is guiding my way through the map the ELO is silently falling from the sky that is lit by million cards ELO Fall I feel the distaste ELO Fall on my face ELO Fall and the cards are ELO Fall covered with revolt
Nice Doog and Loli, thanks for keeping it alive. A dedication now, to the warriors, once successful on previous rotations. This is Ill be missing you, by Puff Daddy: Yeah, this song goes out, to every team, who has lost the warrior, they used to love, (cmon, check it out) seems like yesterday, they used to rock the show, guys with some bash or devastating blow, now they don't even know how to flow, all the teams have gotta know that, warriors aren't once what they seemed to be, words can't express what they mean to me, even though they're gone, i like to dream, that one day they'll be back in my team, in the future cant wait to see, if the maps will be move friendly, reminisce some time, man they took our friends, mass frenzy not paying dividends, with wiz's on the field, attacks are hard to conceal, blue destruction in the daily deal, give anything to get warriors back, (i know we all want them back) every step i take, every move i make, every single day, every time we play, we be missing you, every single game, we are looking lame, we resort to bursts, strategies get worse, we be missing you,
Farming gold worded to the lyrical style of Love? by Strapping Young Lad. Spoiler: The song in question. Or click this if you wish for a higher quality sound file of the song. GOLD!!! COIN... is a way of feeling COIN is a way of feeling less alone So what's all the fuss about?!? "FARM IT" COIN: the paradox of needing OH COIN, MAKE WAY FOR FARMING GIVE IT TO ME! GIVE IT TO ME! **** YOU AND YOUR TALK OF WEALTH! I know what I stand for; I STAND FOR ME!!! I'll wait for the right to play So far, sleepless at home, hey For I'm not the man you know This coin it's about control OH WHAT A FEELING!!!!! OH WHAT A FEEDING!!!!! Know the chosen ones ARE HERE! ALL HAIL!!! ...GOLD! I'll wait for the right to play So far, sleepless at home, hey For I'm not the man you know This coin it's about control YOU HUNTERS! ALL IN THE NAME OF GOLD ALL IN THE NAME OF GOLD ALL IN THE NAME OF GOLD
RNG, My Master worded to Dimmu Borgir's cover of Bathory's song Satan, My Master. Spoiler: The song in question. RNG My Master I slit my bag to drain me of my gold RNG My Master Don't leave me out of luck in the cold RNG My Master Receive this sacrifice this gold of mine RNG My Master I cut into my rotten luck your signs <guitar solo> RNG My Master Remember me when tournaments are near RNG My Master Take my hand when the games no longer here
When i saw Gold, i instantly thought of Spandau Ballet, My that game didn't last long, I'm sorry that the elves are all gone, Had an attack I could have sworn, These are my dark days, Rating being eaten away, Just another game for today, Oh, but the maps are new, whats an elf to do? Nothing left to make me stand tall, Luck has left me feeling so small, Gold! Always believe in the dwarves, they have the power you know, they're indestructible, always believe it!
You guys are awesome and inspired me to give this a go. I hope I managed to depict the joys and tragedies of being a true Card Hunter (especially one of those from the pre- Santa Randimars era). The Final Item (aka The Final Countdown by Europe) Spoiler We're playing together, or just on our own As long as we can get, every single last drop I guess there is no one to blame, for wanting more Will we ever get to finally say It's the final item A good friend of ours, of cats very much fond Worked is ass after hours, made tools for us all With so many rares still to go: hundreds to be found Better stalk every fairy in the world It's the final item
The Loot Fairy, worded to Therion's song Black Fairy. Spoiler: The song in question. White is your beard in the mist of the screen, My dearest mister of the night. The memories of your magificence, Caresses my mind and my heart. Loot Fairy Strange Fairy Break through and met up at the border of eclipse, Through deepest desires awaiting your emerge. The pictures in my mind will call upon your presence, Connects my mind to the thought of riches. Loot Fairy Strange Fairy White is your beard in the mist of the screen, My dearest mister of the night. The memories of your magificence, Caresses my mind and my heart.
ACDC Shook me all night long: This is for that dwarf priest we all despise: She was an eating machine, keeping her plate clean, was the biggest damn woman i had ever seen, she had excited eyes, when she saw french fries, knocking me out with her enormous thighs, She simply wouldn't share, or come up for air, special at subway, she was already there, the floor starts shaking, like the earth starts quaking, her feet were aching, she could smell the baking, she said you! get me a foot-long! yeah you! get me a foot-long! Getting double size, was just half the prize, she was one of a kind, at eating party pies, There were no meatballs, or any sausage rolls, they had long since gone, before the coffee scrolls, There was no cooling down, before another round, she just grabbed her plate, went for another steak, then the floor starts shaking, like the earth starts quaking, her feet were aching, she could smell the baking, she said you! get me a foot-long! yeah you! get me a foot-long! im really hungry so you! get me a foot-long! im really shaking now, you! get me a foot loooooong! with double meat and with double cheese yeah!
Gold! worded to Beer! by Psychostick. Spoiler: The song in question. I like gold 'cos it is good I gather gold because I should If there is a song to sing I sing it and gold you bring I grind gold when I am sad 'Cuz the gold it makes me glad Now there's nothing left to say So let's go find gold Gold is good Gold is good Gold is good ... and Stuff Gold is good Gold is good Gold is good Let's go find some gold GOLD When it's fake it feels real crappy But real gold will make me happy When I grind it on the board I can go and play some more They say gold will make me dumb It are go good with pizza Now that we have found some gold Lets go to the store Gold is good Gold is good Gold is good ....and stuff Gold is good Gold is good Gold is good Let's go find some gold GOLD uh dude.. I think you've had enough ...NOOOO Let's go find some gold.
Snoozi worded to the song Destiny by Death. Spoiler: The song in question. Time is a thing we must accept The unexpected I sometimes fear. Just when I feel there's no excuse for what happens, Things fall into place I know there is no way to avoid the pain that we must go through to find the other half that is true Snoozi is what we all seek Snoozi was waiting for you and me I believe behind confusion awaits the truth for us Past the obstacles we face I value our life and trust Years of questioning why things happen the way they do in life Wishing that I could turn back time, So we could join our souls I know there is no way to avoid the pain that we must go through to find the other half that is true Snoozi is what we all seek Snoozi was waiting for you and me
Beautiful Stranger by Madonna (From Austin Powers The Spy Who Shagged Me) Haven’t we met, your some kind of brand new wave player, you could do well versus me, I have a taste for the danger, if im smart than ill run away, but im not, so I guess ill just charge on right in, and take my chance with a couple of bludgeons, I lost in just 3 rounds, ELO came tumbling down, my team has not come leaps and bounds, that's why I look like a clown, To know Grim, is to beat him, Its everywhere I go, and everybody knows, To use bursts, is considered the worst, I changed to use nimbus, swallowed all my pride, dahdadadadadadadadaahhhhh, Brand new wave player, dahdadadadadadadadaahhhhh, Brand new wave player,
Random Number Generator worded to the song Neural Linguistic Programming by Agoraphobic Nosebleed (bear in mind this band has a thing for short songs). With every battle in this game you will feel more and more compelled to lose faith in yourself and in everything around you.
The Troll Tyrant, to the tune of My Generation, by The Who: People try to take him d-d-down (He's got Troll Regeneration) Just because he wears a crown (He's got Troll Regeneration) Slow him down with cone of c-c-cold (He's got Troll Regeneration) Defensiveness die has gotta get rolled Troll Regeneration He's got Troll Regeneration, baby For purging burst priests g-g-gotta pray (He's got Troll Regeneration) Or fire is the only w-w-way (He's got Troll Regeneration) His left arm has lost all s-s-sensation (He's got Troll Regeneration) But he's got Troll Regeneration (@#&*ing Troll Regeneration) Troll Regeneration He's got Troll Regeneration, baby [Whorl solo] [Repeat verses & chorus, with modulation] [Smashing of equipment, screams of agony & etc. Fade.]
Wooly Bully, in reference to the Umber Bulks, by Sam the Sham & The Pharaohs. Uno, dos, one, two, tres, quatro Karen told Gary about a thing she saw Had two big horns and a wooly jaw Wooly bully, wooly bully Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully Gary told Karen, "Let's don't take no chance Get a D12 die, come on let's advance. " Wooly bully, wooly bully Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully Karen told Gary, "That's the thing to do Get you someone to really roll the dice with you" Wooly bully, wooly bully Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully
Chop Suey, by System of a Down Weak chop, you think it really doesn't do a whole lot, but then it draws out a defenders block, so then you follow up with a strong chop, and there we go there's another loot drop (You wanted it) Why'd you leave that wiz all on his own, (You shouldn't have) Was he really safe with just another force cone, (You shouldn't have) Can almost hear that all familiar groan, (You shouldn't have) Why cant they put trust, in, my, self righteous lobby rant, i try, to stop, but i find i CANT!
Particularly for those who've never heard Roger Alan Wade Spoiler: If You're Gonna Be Dumb You Gotta Be Tough Title: If You're Gonna Be Dwarf You Gotta Be Tough If you're gonna be dwarf, you gotta be tough. When you get knocked down, you gotta get back up. I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer but I know enough - to know, If you're gonna be dwarf, you gotta be tough. I burned my brain with sorcerery 'Til my pain was chicken fried. And I've had squishy elves flat whip me. Teach me how to swallow pride. I took advice no fool would take. Charged into lava, wide awake. I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer but I know enough - to know, If you're gonna be dwarf, you gotta be tough. If you're gonna be dwarf, you gotta be tough. When you get knocked down you gotta get back up. May be a short trip, but it's far enough. If you're gonna be dwarf you gotta be tough. I've been up and down, and down and out. I've been left and right and wrong. I walk my walk and I run my mouth. Been on the short end all along. Hell, if they gave money for pickin' up scars, I'd have enough to buy Randimar's. But they ache and just leave me feelin' rough. If you're gonna be dwarf you gotta be tough. If you're gonna be dwarf, you gotta be tough. When you get knocked down you gotta get back up. I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I know enough - to know, If you're gonna be dwarf you gotta be tough. If you're gonna be dwarf you gotta be tough.
All Hail The New Set worded to the epic song All Hail The New Flesh by Strapping Young Lad. Spoiler: The EPIC song in question. Look at it! Hey man, I'm gonna collect the items No fear, no compromise - I want it all I will never be bored Rolling dice for the rares All Of You Plebs Can Stay Rotting Here I do not care - I will not be there I Have Got To Save My Coin Don't tell me there's something else And all it is just for the grab I'm not worried for you - nope So all hail the new set 'Cause it suits me fine Just Make Way, For Massive Luck And We'll Be Back If You Join For what this means to us, you new players I'll See You Guys on the Server I want it all I want it all, dice roller And all it is just for the grab I'm not worried for you - nope So all hail the new set ‘Cause it suits me fine Here it comes… again
Great work guys, and now for my favourite band, Jumpin Jack Flash by The Rolling Stones: I was caught in a badly losing game, and his vamp got me with a frenzied drain, But its all-right now, cause i've got some cash, cause its all-right, I finally found the Hidden bandits stash, I was playing a human, dwarf and elf, i misclicked, and i fireballed myself, But its all-right now, cause i've got some cash, cause its all-right, I finally found the Hidden bandits stash,
