Edit: I uploaded a new version. A motley group of creatures has been hired to guard the home of a necromancer. It’s a pretty sweet gig, since the necromancer has cast a spell on the guards that resurrects them if they die. But now the guards have been sleeping on the job. They wake up to find rather a lot of intruders. And what’s worse is that the necromancer is coming home soon! If she finds out what a shoddy job her guards have been doing, she’s gonna be furious! But maybe not all is lost. Maybe the guards somehow can manage to kill all the intruders before the necromancer gets here.