[Random Fun] Random Thoughts.

Since the vast majority of us are adults, we can share our random thoughts with one another in a mostly flame-free environment.


I was watching a video and it was revealed to me that Australia does not have the Cool Ranch flavor of Doritos.

It made me feel rather sad that there are people who do not have access to the best flavor of Doritos.

 

Excellent! Now we all know what we should ship to the devs for Christmas.

 

Hm... Upon further research it appears that Frito-Lay finally released the flavor in Australia.

 

I have a hard time working up sympathy for Aussies when they can just go to the store and buy these:

 

If I ever meet the person who invented Thermacare HeatWraps, I will give them a gigantic hug. They are so nice for getting rid of post illness aches!

 

The famed Jesters of the kings courts... I wonder just what kind of humor they performed to keep their royalty happy? Was it high brow humor, or a mix of high and low brow?

 

I'm guessing it was primarily low. Juggling, tumbling, and pratfalls would be toward the high end of the range.

 

i have the eye of a tiger. and a life time ban from the zoo

 

I thought of some inoffensive jokes about Card Hunter dwarves:
What do you call a dwarf hanging from a wall?

Spoiler: Answer.

Art.

What do you call a dwarf floating in a pool?

Spoiler: Answer.

Bob.

What do you call a dwarf with a platter resting on its head?

Spoiler: Answer.

Trey.

What do you call a dwarf who is laying in front of a door?

Spoiler: Answer.

Matt.

What do you call a dwarf in a cooking pot?

Spoiler: Answer.

Stu.

What do you call a dwarf who is laying in a hole?

Spoiler: Answer.

Phil.

What do you call a dwarf who is laying on the barber's floor?

Spoiler: Answer.

Harry.

What do you call a dwarf laying in a pile of leaves?

Spoiler: Answer.

Russel.

 

All dwarves are Urists to me

 

I'm in a fantastic mood since my friend sent me an image. I hadn't laughed so hard in years.

 

Sometimes I have the urge to put googly eyes on things in public places.

Spoiler: A somewhat relevant video.

 

my little sister doesnt care how much wood a woodchuck could chuck, she just wants to know "how much sea could a sea lion see if a sea lion could see sea"

my response was "all of it. all of the sea"

but still it was somewhat creative of her

 

How much cloth doth a dropcloth drop if a dropcloth doth drop cloth?

 

Maybe this is more interesting:

Two witches had two watches.
Which witch would watch which watch?
Which watch would which witch watch?
(Is that too witchy-watchy for you?)

 

How about simple vignettes?
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon, and says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my pa(w)."

 

Lol. How about the pirate who walked into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch. The bartender says "Doesn't that bother you?" and he replies, "Arr! It's driving me nuts!"

 

I shot my first Turkey today. Scared the hell out of everyone in the frozen food section.

 

Just because I was feeling bored I thought I would elaborate. Please note you have to read this out loud as fast as you can.

Two witches had two watches.
Wood Witch's watch is Wish Watch.
Wish Witch's watch is Wood Watch.
Wood Witch would watch Wish Witch wash Wish Watch.
Wish Witch would watch Wood Witch wash Wood Watch.
Which watch would Wish Witch watch Wood Witch wash?
Which witch would watch Wood Witch wash Wish Watch?

XD