Pizza Question... no real pizza

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by doog37, Jul 24, 2014.

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How do you order a slice without toppings?

  1. Plain slice

    1 vote(s)
    10.0%
  2. Cheese slice

    5 vote(s)
    50.0%
  3. Regular slice

    1 vote(s)
    10.0%
  4. a slice

    1 vote(s)
    10.0%
  5. Other (please specify)

    2 vote(s)
    20.0%
  1. doog37

    doog37 Hydra

    I was getting some pizza for lunch at work today and it reminded me of one of my favorite random questions...

    How do you order a slice of pizza without toppings?
     
  2. Kalin

    Kalin Begat G'zok

    Bah, it's not pizza if it doesn't have toppings.
     
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  3. Flaxative

    Flaxative Party Leader

    I say "cheese" ... and I hate it because then I never want to say "please"
     
  4. doog37

    doog37 Hydra

    Yeah come to NY and say that.
     
  5. Farbs

    Farbs Blue Manchu Staff Member

    I say "Can I please have a slice of pizza with no toppiAAAAAAH!"
    And then I wake up screaming.
    Soggy cheese bread is not pizza.
     
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  6. kogi

    kogi Ogre

    Isn't cheese a topping?

    Otherwise order a Pizza Quattro Formaggi
     
  7. Scarponi

    Scarponi Moderator

    @doog37 I believe the thread title you want needs a comma, as it stands I thought this thread specifically excluded discussion on real pizza until after clicking on it.

    As to the question my order would be for a "slice of cheese," or "slice of plain cheese." Where you're from is it normal to put "slice" after the pizza type as you have it in the poll?
     
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  8. doog37

    doog37 Hydra

    okay i should have used a comma... i added the term slice to distinguish from ordering a pie. i am sorry i started this thread as i am already annoyed by people's responses. if you wouldnt order a slice without toppings no need to answer... i am very sorry Farbs if your experience of pizza as soggy cheese bread. come to NY and I will make sure you have a good slice to for reference to make the nightmares go away.oh and just for the record in my not so humble opinion pizza from a place like Domino's is not pizza. when people in NY (downstate at least) order Dominos or eat at the Olive Garden I feel bad that they just dont know any better.
     
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  9. Scarponi

    Scarponi Moderator

    Ahh, no worries. Wasn't trying to rag on you, was genuinely curious.
     
  10. Thrun

    Thrun Kobold

    how to rip in pepperoni with no pepperoni?
     
  11. When I can find a promo code for 50% off, I order a Papa John's pizza.

    Toppings:
    *Extra cheese x 2
    *Parmesan Cheese x 2
    *Mushrooms.

    That combination is heavenly.

    I'm not a fan of pepperoni, so that put me at odds with my friends when we would hang out.



    As for pizza without the toppings... What is the point? That's like a peanut butter sandwich without the peanut butter.
     
  12. Thrun

    Thrun Kobold


    never heard of half and half? :p
     
  13. doog37

    doog37 Hydra

    No it is like hamburger with just the meat and the bun. Only the fundemental elements. Many people would not eat a burger without ketchup, pickles etc.... but meat and bun = burger. Just like crust + sauce + mozz cheese = pizza.

    Now being that you are in Florida Loli you get a pace for calling Papa John's pizza. I have had local pizza in Florida (specifically the Royal Palm Beach area) and well I would order from a chain too. Papa John's does have very good online ordering and let's you easily select half-half toppings so really very little excuses regarding pepperoni.

    As far as the pizza you describe why dont you save yourself some time get some mushrooms, Polly-O string cheese and Kraft Parm cheese and save yourself from all of the cumbersome dough and sauce you are clearly not interested in...
     

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