written by his adventurous feline bard International man of monsters Analyze them right Comes from the shadows Counting them by sight Somewhere a monster appears Being unknown is up! 3-2-1 Here comes Pengw1n pup (where there's unknown you call Pengw1n) Pengw1n Pup (international man of monsters) Pengw1n Pup (Pengw1n Pengw1n Pup) Flash a bone he runs at you Head of slobbertown What's that tentacled monster That rarity he found No one knows for sure That monster will be licked Cause here he comes (Pengw1n Pup) Look out (where there's a unknown you call Pengw1n) Pengw1n Pup (Let's get labelling) Pengw1n Pup (Better come out you unexplained) Pengw1n Pup