There are a ton of cards that have no flavor text, most of them due to limits on space, but some just do not. I propose we try to add flavor to these flavorless cards for fun, my other fun topic died because it was in off topic so bleh. anyway... Altruism "It is better to give then receive, but at times the ones who bless receive as well." Reaching Swing "You tie ropes to something then place a board between the ropes and stand far back and reach for it..." "What are you talking about?" "A reaching swing!" I'm sure you can do much better.
Bloodied Block "No one makes me bleed my own blood!" Icy Block "Her cold look stopped him dead in his tracks."
A possible idea if you want this thread to stay lively, post one flavorless card a day and let people post text suggestions for the card. Then once a week list the previous weeks cards and best suggestions and let people vote on the flavor text. I know I'm not going to go search out cards, but if one is put in front of me I might come up with some cheesy witty comment - or at least attempt to and show my lack of wit!
Altruism really doesn't have much room for flavor text XP But I agree with the OP and like the thread idea.
Can anyone add a section to the wiki for unflavored cards? ^_^ Also I can not "link" the cards as it gives me an error when I try to do that. Cards that are now tasty: Altruism Reaching Swing Bloodied Block Icy Block Other cards to do: bash spiked mail Vulnerable healing spirit misguided heal spark inductor Dimensional traveller Defensiveness thick hide armor Quick Reactions Traveling Curse I'll add more as I find them/am able to.
There's nearly 300 cards without flavor text. Many don't have room for it, or are monster-only, or unimplemented. Spoiler: full list Accelerate Time Acid Jet Acid Pool Acid Spray Advanced Battlefield Training Alabaster Wyrmhide All Out Attack Altruism Ancient Statue Anvil Strike Arcane Aura Arcane Beam Arcane Burst Arcane Curse Arcane Shell Arrogant Armor Attractive Barbed Platemail Bash Berzerk Spin Bishop Acid Bishop Heal Bishop Power Bishop Push Bishop Step Blaze Blink Blizzard Blizzard Breath Bloodied Block Blooming Ground Brachiation Bronze Plates Bronze Punch Bruiser Brutal Charge Bull Rush Caltrops Cause Fumble Cave In Chain Harness Charge Charmed Block Combustible Consecrate Ground Contagion Controlled Overswing Counterspell Crude Plates Crusher Death Meld Defense Skill Defensiveness Devastating Blow Dimensional Traveller Easily Daunted Elemental Resistance Elven Maneuvers Elvish Scamper Enabling Aura Enabling Ray Enchanted Harness Energizing Move Enlarge Fate Reversal Feinting Strike Festering Guts Fiery Fist Fiery Fists Fiery Incantation Filch Firestarter Flapping Lunge Flash Of Agony Flash Of Arrows Flight Aura Flowering Fungi Flurry Of Steel Fork Freezing Fists Freezing Incantation Frenzy Aura Greased Armor Greater Holy Insight Greater Spell Skill Grounding Plates Hack Healing Dash Healing Spirit Healing Spores Heavy Armor Help The Weak Holy Armor Holy Insight Holy Presence Horned Plates Hot Flames Hover Ice Bolts Icy Block Ill-fitting Armor Illusory Barrier Impaler Impetuous Blast Impetuous Heal Impetuous Slash Inspiring Armor Inspiring Presence Instant Burn Jump, Soldier! Kindler Large Weapon Launching Blow Lava Pool Lay Waste Leadership Leather Harness Lesser Contagion Lesser Spell Skill Loner Long-armed Chop Lunging Bite Mad Dog Made Of Stone Magic In The Air Martyr Blessing Mass Frenzy Mass Reanimate Massive Chop Maze Maze Of The Mind Memory Loss Mental Flensing Mesmerising Beacon Mighty Charge Mighty Javelin Throw Mind Drain Mind Leak Mind Worm Mindless Battlerage Misguided Heal Mob Attack Monkey Maneuver Move It, Soldier! Mud Pit Muscle Through Mystical Drakehide Mystical Wyrmhide Noxious Breath Obliterating Chop Obvious Maneuver Officer's Harness Ogre Gauntlets Only Bones Ooze Barge Ooze Blast Ooze Bolt Ooze Cannon Ooze Maze Ooze Shove Open Wound Ouch! Over The Top Pact Of Healing Painful Beacon Paralytic Poison Paralyzing Bolt Path Of Knives Pathfinding Perfect Block Pickpocket Poisoned Pseudopod Positioning Move Pseudopod Strike Psychic Barrage Puncturing Shot Punishing Beam Punishing Bludgeon Punishing Bolt Punishing Strike Purge Purging Burst Purging Strike Pushback Parry Quick Monkey Strike Quick Reactions Quickness Aura Reaching Swing Reactive Smoke Bomb Readiness Reanimate Reappropriate Redistribute Reflect Missile Reflecting Block Reflexive Teleport Regeneration Rejuvenation Repulsive Repulsive Cone Resistant Hide Resurrection Rock-hard Punch Rockfall Rook Acid Rook Heal Rook Power Rook Push Rook Step Rushing Aura Sapping Touch Savage Curse Scaly Armor Scared Little Monkey Scouting Run Shimmering Aura Shredding Strike Shrug It Off Simian Reflexes Single-head Bite Skeletal Swarm Slicer Slippery Small Pseudopod Strike Smoke Bomb Sneaky Bloodsuck Solid Wood Soothing Darkness Spark Generator Spark Inductor Sparking Breath Sparking Fists Sparking Incantation Sparkling Cloth Armor Spell Skill Spell Train Spelldrain Spike Spiked Fist Spiked Mail Spore Cloud Squeamish Squishy Stake Missile Startling Strike Steal Sticky Bomb Sticky Spittle Stink Bomb Stone Claws Stone Feet Stone Spikes Strong Chop Strong Javelin Toss Strong Stab Stuck Arrow Sundering Strike Superstitious Swarming Attack Talented Healer Taunt Teleport Other Teleport Self Thunderblast Touch Of Death Tough Bark Toughened Hide Strips Traveling Curse Tree Limb Smash Tripping Tail Sweep Troll Regeneration Unholy Curse Unholy Energy Unnerving Strike Unstoppable Chop Violent Overswing Violent Spin Volcano Volley Of Thorns Vulnerable Wall Of Fire Wall Of Illusion Wall Of Stone Wavering Faith Weak Barge Weak Chop Weak Javelin Toss Weak Sweep Whirlwind Whirlwind Enemies Wild Spark Wimpy Wings Of Faith Wizard's Hat Word Of God Zombie Mob
Holymoly! I was just thinking of the charter cards for whatever reason! Wow... just... wow. I dont think we can count unimplemented cards.
Dimensional Traveller - As the lava rose from the ground he realized I want to be over there. Maze - Wait... wasn't I just over there? Frenzy Aura - When a Bezerker is in a frenzy you know no matter how much armor you have this is going to hurt.
Defensiveness - Among the lesser wizards it was common practice to criticize the material, somatic, or verbal components of their fellow spellcasters.
Frenzy Aura - When a warrior gets into a true frenzy, there is nothing that can slow down their blows. Nothing. Slicer - Swing not just with your arms, but with your whole body. Bruiser - If you hit hard enough, nothing will stand there to hit back. Impaler- Keeping your blade sharp makes all the difference. Crusher - Don't ask, just smash! Punishing Strike: The more you have to lose, the more it hurts. Punishing Bolt- Hit em' where it hurts! Their pride! Pushback Parry - Blocking a sword is simple. Control your foe's position and you are closer to victory. Maze - You don't know where they're going, but neither do they. Dimensional Traveller: Anywhere is better than there!
