Hello Cardhunterians- I'm the Ultimate and the Best Cardhunter-er ever seen! Just check out my guild score. Quick shout out to those who got me here- Robauke, Stexe and Parodyknaveness... Large number of contribution right there. But I stand by it! Unlike your general dork, I am happy with what I have accomplished! Simply the best lowest player in game, right here, right now. This is OBVIOUS because that (minus)- means (plus)+ in the world of upside down, unlike this loser... Look up at this mess! A great guy, who clearly knows that playing alot loses elo! Do you not see that upside world is the real reflection of what counts in reality, I.E DISAPPOINTMENT! I hate you flax for being so, SO... Well; so great at this game. Clearly, though, this is a state of dillusion. Just DON'T HUG ME, I'M SCARED! Wait, wait, wait... This is the deckbuilding forum and I should add some decky stuff here... Err, well; Got you covered in Fiery Ashes dood! Black Dragon Level 19 Human Priest Vampire's Blade Purging Mace Jet Armor Aegis Of The Defender Black Iron Boots Blackglass Token Skull Of Savage Iljin Skull Of Savage Iljin Advanced Tactics Blessed Ablution 2 x Defender's Block 1 x Quick Run 1 x Holy Presence 1 x Consecrate Ground 1 x Lateral Thinking 1 x Talented Healer 2 x Invigorating Touch 1 x Frenzy Aura 1 x Draining Touch 2 x Unholy Wellspring 2 x Inspiring Presence 1 x Immovable 1 x Traveling Curse 1 x Consuming Spear 1 x Cleansing Burst 1 x Forward Thinking 2 x Purging Strike 1 x Hardy Mail 1 x Weak Chop 4 x Purging Burst 1 x Unreliable Block 4 x Savage Curse 1 x Predictable Stab 2 x Loner Dusk Mantle Level 1 Human Wizard Staff Of The Inferno Staff Of The Inferno Chartwell's Ring Overheated Mesmerizer Armorbane Pendant Armorbane Pendant Firehide Robes Sticky Slippers Trained Tactics Focused Pyromancy 1 x Hypnotic Beacon 4 x Ember Burst 3 x Firestarter 6 x Combustible 1 x Short Perplexing Ray 1 x Subtle Parry 2 x Dissolve Armor 1 x Brain Burn 8 x Firestorm 2 x Immovable 2 x Memory Loss 1 x Wild Run 1 x Resistant Hide 1 x Volcano 2 x Lateral Thinking Devourer Level 1 Human Wizard Staff Of The Inferno Staff Of The Inferno Chartwell's Ring Overheated Mesmerizer Armorbane Pendant Armorbane Pendant Firehide Robes Sticky Slippers Trained Tactics Focused Pyromancy 1 x Hypnotic Beacon 4 x Ember Burst 3 x Firestarter 6 x Combustible 1 x Short Perplexing Ray 1 x Subtle Parry 2 x Dissolve Armor 1 x Brain Burn 8 x Firestorm 2 x Immovable 2 x Memory Loss 1 x Wild Run 1 x Resistant Hide 1 x Volcano 2 x Lateral Thinking This is what happens when you don't think about any strat at all (Pure AwEsOmEnEsS ofc)! Seriously, I gained a ton of minus elo using this, which clearly means I am superior to all you dorks that expect an elf party to beat me! GwaHaha fools, without armor you'll never beat the undefeatable Firestorm! Oh... Wait... Yes, yes, you can get some armor... But that would be of course cheating. This does not count! Here's my results. I won one using the ultimate firestorm deck ever made. I don't blame myself, because you all cheated. [EDIT] Just found out about something called a META game. Dunno what that is but google said this... I'm not creative but I can lose more creatively than you dweebs, Thanks for reading, this was an experiment, like if you hate it, else I may try to implant more nonsense if it doesn't get some sorta negative upside-downess!
@Flaxative - No more than a tick. I love ya really @Sir Veza - Thanks, been meaning to add more stuff to the forums, but with such an excellent hub of clevery fellows, there isn't much need in the advice catergory. It comes much easier for me to show what not to do.
