CARDHUNTER RUMORS?

Is it true if you take the jewels off of Bejeweled Shortsword you can take those jewels and sell them???

If you take a fire wizard and dough warrior with Slice and Dice to Batford's kitchen can you make pizza??

 

Good thread @SirSrsly , but it's often best to start with "Did you know," or "Have you heard," when posing rumors as questions. Example:

Have you heard Sony bought Blue Manchu, and CH will only be available on Playstation once the AI expansion is released?

This simply asks what someone knows or has heard. Many will believe an implication sooner than a blunt statement. Telling a lie isn't required, and plausible deniability is maintained.

 

This sounds true!

Have you heard that if you cast Flash Flood on lava you get obsidian?

CONTROVERSY: KAREN SPOTTED IN THE SUPERMARKET WITH MELVIN. WHAT WILL GARY DO NOW?

 

Or utilize a black-and-white fallacy:
Would you prefer Blue Manchu sell Card Hunter to Sony or Microsoft?

 

I've heard that "AI" stands for April the first.

 

Lord Batford apparently has a long lost identical twin

 

things also sound more likely if attributed to someone else, preferably an authority figure
e.g. @Farbs told me that PoF and IoD are merging

 

I got No trouble believing that given the one-man-show IoD has become. Hey there @Macizo, how about you wear 99k's Colors instead. You Can even pick those, since they arent set.

 

I heard from someone witch his name star with "R" of some guilds merging... someting about immortals fires...

 

Ronald McDonald might be a good source for protein, but not CH rumours.

 

Some rumors are simply to far-fetched to be believable.
(Or are you talking about actually eating the clown? That could be a good rumor.)

 

Shouldn't suprise anyone that i am a cannibal, feasting on my foes. At least it seemingly fits the way i am portrayed as.

 

As someone who is often mistaken for a Mcdonalds character, should i be concerned?

 

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

 

The admins told me that Jet Fuel can in fact melt Steel Beams.

 

Unfortunately I didn't have time to put together an April Fools joke this year, so I'm glad someone started this thread!

 

Have you heard? They say Flaxative likes misdirection.

 

Miriam Sanctar never went to school. That's why she still has problems counting, even when she uses her fingers.

 

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