Amazing Wizard Build aka META SEEK AND DESTROY DESTRUCTION MAYHEM TERROR

Discussion in 'Deck Building' started by gulo gulo, Oct 27, 2015.

  1. gulo gulo

    gulo gulo Guild Leader

    I mean, it lasted TWO WHOLE WEEKS in this meta; which is much longer than any of those flimsy Bejeweled Shortsword, weak buffed burst wizard, or unstable 2 Elf Warrior / 1 Human Priests builds last.

    How awesome is that? Not sure why everyone isn't using this:

    j. chastain, the tempest
    Level 17 Human Wizard

    t. swift, the destroyer
    Level 17 Human Wizard

    j. lawrence, the virtuous
    Level 17 Human Wizard

    Any loss is obviously a fluke, and not a result of the lack of reliability that 10 cycling traits on two wizards provides for attacks. Obviously.
     
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  2. Han Lee

    Han Lee Guild Leader

    Main problem is that I only own two of the six staves you use haha
     
  3. gulo gulo

    gulo gulo Guild Leader

    That just means you can move onto the next battle even more quickly after Elven Maneuvers or a Savage Curse is unleashed.

    Quantity over quality. That's the wizard motto these days.
     
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  4. Robauke

    Robauke Guild Leader

    Just shows how expoitable the mechanic behind squeamish is.
    Brain burns flavour is right, you get a supercharged (a.k.a deck compressed) wiz who overloads at times.
    Why Jackrabbit boots, the ohter no token healing dash ones seem more fitting. Or even more glimmer boots.
     
  5. Obernoob

    Obernoob Hydra

    Goat Boots seem to fit perfectly, since you dont have many attachments.

    Otherwise a nice build. Would be interesting to see whether this or the burft build does better. Or if it would work better with one of the priests being a control wizard.
     
  6. gulo gulo

    gulo gulo Guild Leader

    This build does not do well. I was being sarcastic....except for the part where you can be reassured that you'll be onto your next battle soon after Elven Maneuvers and/or a Savage Curse shows up. That part was true.

    Legendary staves: not so helpful when facing; warriors, priests, or other wizards.
     
  7. Robauke

    Robauke Guild Leader

    You obliterated me in 2 rds.
    I will continue to take extremism serious.
     
    Last edited: Oct 28, 2015
  8. gulo gulo

    gulo gulo Guild Leader

    Personal anecdote = fact.
    Got it.
     
  9. Robauke

    Robauke Guild Leader

    So for the future, is anything you do on the forum not sarcastic?
     
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  10. gulo gulo

    gulo gulo Guild Leader

    I'll mark things as {sarcastic} or {non-sarcastic} from here on out, so you'll have no confusion.
     
  11. Robauke

    Robauke Guild Leader

    How about you just use some silly font.
     
  12. Flaxative

    Flaxative Party Leader

    I think the reference to 'flimsy Bejeweled' gave it away :)
     
  13. 40c_rudy

    40c_rudy Lizardman Priest

    And even if someone didn't catch that, it is hard to miss the "weak buffed burst wizard" and the "unstable 2 elf warrior/ 1 human priest builds" comments :D
     
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  14. seth arue

    seth arue Thaumaturge

    Cause this didn't scream satire at all...:rolleyes:
     
  15. Robauke

    Robauke Guild Leader

    Thats the thing with gulo and likeminded people (like me), our comments about burst or maneuver are often infused by that baselevel annoyance with those elements, they are a deficit that has PvP in its claws and overstayed its welcome.
    So those statements are far from a tell-tale sign that everything following is satire, let alone someone would opening an entire thread for a few quips.
    I welcome any condemnation of maneuvers / cautious mobility, i would more so if the complain wasn't coy and accompanied by nervous laughter. Just cards on the table, nerf it, adjust elvish maneuvers, nerf cautious mobility. Then we shall look at burst.
     
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  16. gulo gulo

    gulo gulo Guild Leader

    We are on the same page, I just think this one got by you. No worries.
     

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