Aloyzo's Arsenal #22: Batfordruary

Congratulations to @Mark2249 !

this month's winning item is:
CHEF'S CHOPPING
This is a rare martial skill that costs to equip.


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What is Aloyzo's Arsenal? The wizard Aloyzo has finally decided to make himself useful, and is now enchanting custom items! The only problem is, he's pretty slow about it, filling only one order each month. He’s also a bit temperamental—every month, he may have some restriction on what kind of item he’s willing to make. Still: he might fill your order! Use the form below to request his services.

(Disclaimer: Aloyzo is still quite maladroit. In addition to giving his customer the requested item, he probably also accidentally mass-produces it and scatters the copies throughout Cardhuntria.)

Aloyzo's Arsenal #22 - Batfordruary
this month's restriction: make an item themed to Lord Batford, his manor, or any of its denizens​

# Order Form
Every month, you have a chance for Aloyzo to make an item of your choice. To place an order for this month, make a post in this thread. Limit one post per player per month. When you place your order, you must include the following information:

1. In-game Username
This is necessary for Aloyzo to deliver your item.

2. Item Name
Aloyzo does not guarantee that he will craft your item with the requested name.

3. Item Slot (e.g. Human Skill)
E.g. "Human Skill" — Aloyzo won't craft your item if you do not specify this.

4. Cards
Aloyzo recommends that you only request cards already on existing items of the requested slot, as these enchantments are more likely to work. Dabbling is risky.

• DO NOT submit any accompanying explanation of why your item should be selected. Submit only the above 4 pieces of information. If you need to say more about your item, do it in the submission discussion thread.
• You do not need to preordain the level or rarity of the item you're ordering, but @Vakaz has set up a tool to make such an endeavor easier if you feel like trying.
• That said, items of particularly high quality may be too complex for Aloyzo to craft.
(If your submission would be level 21+, it is unlikely to be selected.)
• Also, Aloyzo isn't interested in crafting existing items, so please make sure your idea doesn't already exist in-game by consulting the wiki.


# Clarification of This Month's Restrictions
This month, Cardhuntrians clash in PvP over the Batford's Manor boards.

Your design should be clearly and cleanly themed to Lord Batford, Lord Batford's manor, or any of the manor's denizens (e.g. Servants, Mercenaries, etc. etc..). Play the adventure in Campaign to refresh yourselves if you wish, and don't hesitate to ask for clarification in the Discussion thread if you need.


# Clarification of Number of Winners
Aloyzo will forge ONE winning item.

Additionally, Blue Manchu reserves the right to pick any number of bonus winners at our discretion. Do not take this to mean we are likely to do so. The fact that we retain this option does not mean we will exercise it often, and it especially doesn't mean we're interested in hearing from folks about how their submissions qualified as potential bonus winners. (In general, advocating for your own submissions outside the submission form itself is heavily frowned on anyway.)


# Rewards
What you get if Aloyzo accepts your order:
• a copy of your item, delivered straight to your inventory!
• your item will also be released into the game's loot tables for all Card Hunters to hunt!
• your name may appear in Card Hunter news!
• you will also receive an epic chest, a gift from the smiling gods of Cardhuntria!


# Questions
Q: Can I submit more than one item?
A: If you want to submit multiple ideas, you have to do it over multiple months. Only one submission per month!

Q: I submitted an item last month. Can I submit it again?
A: Yes, but be warned that it might not be worthy of Aloyzo's consideration if it hasn't already been selected. Also, different months may have different restrictions, so one month's submission may not qualify the next.

Q: Is there anything that will instantly disqualify my item?
A: Follow the month's design restrictions and you'll be fine... but if your item name includes references to intellectual property not owned by Blue Manchu, such as Mickey Mouse or Iron Man, Aloyzo guarantees he will change it should it be selected for crafting. Oh, and make sure your design is good—it fits the game, doesn't break anything, etc..

Q: You've historically only picked items I don't like. Explain yourself!
A: Okay. Read this post for an explanation of the point of this contest.


Other questions? Ask in the discussion thread.

Please only post in this thread to submit an order. Thanks!

 

1. Pawndawan
2. Duck and Cover
3. Shield (lvl 21 Epic, )
4. 2x Duck, Hit The Deck

 

SceoMyntan


Alonzo's Getaway Attempt
Shield

Jump Back • Jump Back • Dropped Guard
Level 9

 

1. Founder
2. The Batford Cloak
3. Robe (Level 21 , Epic)
4. Swarm Of Bats, Flight Aura, Flash Flood

 

FINAL EDIT

1. Paper Crit
2. Ripping Pouncers
3. Boots

 

Scared doggy

1. Squirratz
2. Puppy Collar, "I just cleaned that carpet"
3. Dog collar, One Minor Token , Level 9, Rare

Panic
Flash_Flood
Short_Perplexing_Ray

 

1. Cycosurgeon
2. "Chef Garcotto's Hell's Rage Toque" ( if it fits ) or "Garcotto's Hell's Rage Toque"
3. Helmet (Level 6, Tokenless, Rare)
4.Blind Rage War Cry Rushing Aura

 

1. Testlum
2. Giant Candelabrum
3. Staff (Level 14 Rare , )
4. Short Perplexing Ray, Short Perplexing Ray, Flaring Torch, Inquisitor's Strike, Powerful Bludgeon, Powerful Bludgeon

 

y0uthpast0r
Batford's Sgian Dubh
Level 21 Boots

 

1. Happenstance
2. Blackfang's Teeth
3. Weapon (16, Epic , )

 

1. 9spaceking
2. Mercenaries' Strategic Spear
3. Weapon, double minor token

 

1. WilliethePimp
2. Garcotto's Apron
3. Robes(Level 6 Common Tokenless)
4. Toughness, Run, Fumble

 

1. j3st3r

2. Garcotto's Cleaver

3. Weapon

4. Staggering Chop, Strong Chop, Massive Chop, Chop, Powerful Hack, Fumble


Rarity: Rare
Item Level: 15
Power Tokens:

 

Gingrich Yurr
Codger's Dodger
Shield (Epic, Level 9, )
Dodge, Dodge, Hurled Dagger

 

1. Mr. Magnifico
2. Overeager Servility
3. Human Skill (Uncommon, Level 15,)
4. Team Shift, Team Shift, Fumble

 

ThetianKnight
Alonzo's Bow
Staff
Puncturing Shot, Piercing Missile, Piercing Missile, Piercing Missile, Tricky Stab, Tricky Stab

 

1)Harvet
2)Alonzo's Final Bolt
3)Staff
4)Penetrating Bolt; Penetrating Bolt; Penetrating Bolt; Jim's Magic Missile; Jump Back; Dropped Guard;


Lvl 13, Common, according to Vakaz's Item Creator

 

1. MrAsterisk
2. Screaming Servant
3. Human Skill (Level 12, Common, 1 Minor)
Raise The Alarm , Raise The Alarm , Panic

 

1. Kashad
2. Batford's Final Corruption
3. Divine Skill
4.

 

1. Kalin
2. Batford's Buckler
3. level 15 legendary shield
4. Duck, Dodge, Dodge