Card Hunter Wizard worded to Pinball Wizard by the Who. Spoiler: The song in question. Ever since 2013 I've played the Card Hunter, y'all. From Soho down to Brighton I must have played them all. But I ain't seen nothing like him Can't steal his thunder... That certain someone Sure plays a mean Card Hunter! He stands like a statue, Becomes part of the board. Feeling all the cards He has us floored. He plays by intuition, The dices grand luster. That certain someone Sure plays a mean Card Hunter! He's a Card Hunter There has to be a twist. A Card Hunter wizard's got such a supple wrist. 'How do you think he does it? I don't know! What makes him so good?' Ain't got no distractions Can't hear no monsters approaching, Don't see no weapons a-flashin' Doesn't need any coaching. Always gets cantrip, Never has encumber. That certain someone Sure plays a mean Card Hunter! I thought I was The Bally table king But I just handed my pinball crown to him. Even on my favorite table He can beat my best. His peers lead him in And he just does the rest. He's got crazy dice technique Never seen him stutter... That certain someone Sure plays a mean Card Hunter!
Thought i would continue with the theme; Won't Get Fooled Again - The Who We were fighting in the streams, with some acid at our feet, but a cleansing burst ensured that it was gone, the game hadn't gone on long, though every move I made was wrong, and my opponent would soon sing his victory song, I tilt my hat to his builds evolution, while I sit here in awe and confusion, whine and whinge at my draws for the round, so I pick a brand new build to play, just like yesterday, and I get on my knees and pray, I wont get fooled again A win it had to come, I had known it all along, got some treasure sold for gold, that's all, but my build it looks the same, makes me wonder what I changed, maybe the randomness that comes with cardotron, I tilt my hat to his builds evolution, while I sit here in awe and confusion, whine and whinge at my draws for the round, so I pick a brand new build to play, just like yesterday, and I get on my knees and pray, I wont get fooled again, I move my ego and my pride aside, ill just be content to get out of it alive, ill grab all my weapons and give it a try, no-one said that nobody's gonna die, did ya? 3 hour guitar solo, YEEEAAHHHHH!
After giving @Bandreus a hard time for writing to a relatively small audience in his thrilling tales of exploits using The Beast, I'm inspired to write for an even smaller one. All About That Bash, to the tune of Spoiler: If You Have Young Daughters Like I Do You Can't Not Have Heard This Song Because you know I'm all about that bash, 'bout that bash, no piercing I'm all about that bash, 'bout that bash, no piercing I'm all about that bash, 'bout that bash, no piercing I'm all about that bash (bash bash bash bash bash bash bash . . .) Yeah it's pretty clear, I only walk two But I can step it step it, like I'm supposed to do I got that damage that all the play'rs chase And all the right tech in all the right places I see them cautious elves, workin' that vicious thrust You know that trait's OP, our play has to adjust If you got lunges-lunges, just turn 'em up Every inch you move is perfect from the open to the rough Yeah my momma she told me don't worry about your strikes Because foes get unnerved and can't get their block to work out right Well you won't get me off-the-shelf no need for Randima-ar's So if that's what you're into then go 'head and maneuv'r along Because you know I'm all about that bash, 'bout that bash, no piercing I'm all about that bash, 'bout that bash, no piercing I'm all about that bash, 'bout that bash, no piercing I'm all about that bash, 'bout that bash I knock 'em to and fro Go 'head and let bejazzled cultists know Naw, I'm just playin'; I know you think you're slow But I'm here to tell you every inch you move is perfect from the open to the rough [Repeat choruses]
Poor LOS (Line of Sight) worded to Pale Shelter by Tears for Fears. Spoiler: The song in question. How can I be sure ? When your conclusion is to use Illusion How can I be sure When all the time you changed my mind I asked for more and more How can I be sure When you don't give me challenge You gave me Poor LOS You don't give me challenge You give me cold snap And I can't operate on this smokebomb When all I want to be is Completely in command How can I be sure For all you say you keep me waiting How can I be sure When all you do is see me through I cast for more and more How can I be sure I've been here before There is no why, no need to try I thought you cast it all I'm moving you, I'm moving you I cast for more and more How can I be sure
Entangling Roots worded to Roots by Sepultura. Spoiler: The song in question. Roots Entangling Roots Roots Entangling Roots Roots Entangling Roots Roots Entangling Roooaaaaaahh I Believe in our fate We don't need to fake It's all we wanna be Watch me freeeaaak !! I say We're growing every day Getting stronger in every way I'll take you to a place Where we shall find our Roots Entangling Roots Roots Entangling Roots Roots Entangling Roots Roots Entangling Roots Dang! A strategy of movement denial To get me out of my style and all I want to see Set me free Why Can't I move This isn't smooth I really disapprove Ahhh I stay I need to change Our ways to be saved That all we wanna be Watch me freak
Electric Dreams - The Human League: Do i know you? I hadn't played you for a while, i really liked your style, till it was time for your, staff of mordecais, (staff of mordecais) sometimes its hard to recognize, the lava by surprise, and its too late, you just cant get away, cant get away! We'll always choose volcano, however hard it seems, (unless you have bless) we'll always choose volcano, volcano at the quick draw streams, because the smoke bomb that you made, had cleared all your terrain, no matter where i go ill never find a line of sight, (find a line of sight) allthough your tiles and tiles away, i use my acid spray, no matter what i try, i just wont survive, i wont survive! We'll always choose volcano, however hard it seems, (unless you have bless) we'll always choose volcano, volcano at the quick draw streams, Repeat chorus!
Daring bot of mystery, champion of elves, swoops out from the rankings, Amy pwns the dice! Somewhere Melvin schemes, but his number's up! Card Hunter Amy (When there's leagues you call QD) Card Hunter Amy (Let's get Legendary!) Card Hunter Amy (Card Hunter, Card Hunter Amy!) (Need to figure out the rest of it)
Bot theme songs should not really be considered off topic. Maybe people will submit some original instrumental compositions, a la Peter Gunn, James Bond, or Looney Tunes.
Fastball - The Way They made up their minds, to resort to bashing, it sure is an unusual way to play, a vastly different strategy to slashing, but what can you do when a fat dwarf won’t move out the way? Their methods worked fine, when they got to fighting, they even rolled a 2 on their parry, while others tried volcano, burst or lightning, but how could they manage without good ideas how to play, Don't you know that there’s a custom map that's a path of gold, elves with manuevers it never gets old, if your using melee, you’ll want to have mass frenzy, You can see them run into danger without a care, they feel confident with a nimbus to spare, they don't expect damage, their hp is to stay, to stay, a smoke bomb went up, and they couldn't sight them, the plan had now been thrown to disarray, a nimble strike allowed attack behind them, but lucky for them there was 3 Aegis in the party,
Beck - Loser In the time of mass frenzy, I was a vampire, blood in my veins, but I still believe in satire, with those crazy die rolls, spray like a gardenhose, goldleaf blades where you get one, no one knows, kill the kobolds, but drain all their health first, it might take longer, but its more fun than playing burst, Gary's in the lobby but you wont hear him speak, got a couple of games on, his party is pretty weak, someone keeps saying I'm insane to complain About some crappy legendaries like hawlics glowing shirt, vampires blade is not all that you need, grab a flax thirsty vial, drink up it taste sweet, So use your healing hand mace with a spark, save all your gold and then take it down to Randimars, yo, spend it, soy un solitario, im a loner baby, my own card just killed me, soy un solitario, im a loner baby, my own card just killed me, Forces of evil, its a nimbus nightmare, banned all the Lenbears with a phony breakfast chamber, cause one says a wow and the other says 'ok' one got a salmon but another got away, with the same old Joe's plus a crazy guy named Bob, The Grimmace will rap, but he doesnt do a good job, Unstuck himself with a violent spin, you can use a nimble strike, but on waterways use golden wings, You can fight but you shouldnt berate, trade the cash for the stash watch for barrier of hate, with these cards I just cant relax, like an elf wiz, whos stuck with a drawback soy un solitario, im a loner baby, my own card just killed me, (Get crazy with the healing) soy un solitario, im a loner baby, my own card just killed me, (Bye Bye human priest) Im a whiner, im a winner, things are gonna change, I can feel it!
Some more of my 90's music nostalgia, Grunge really lends itself to the plight of the cardhunter out of luck: All Apologies - Nirvana What else should i be? Flash of agonies, What else could i play? Not an ember spray, What else could i try? Not backbiting strike, What else should i be? Extra mass frenzies, With a one, with a one, the game was won, with a one, with a one! Parry! Failing! I wish i was like you, happy with bejewelled, for my next assault, all punishing bolt, ill take all the blame, yes my build was lame, flame spit, instant burn, choking on the ashes of lava terrain, With a one, with a one, the game was won, with a one, with a one! Parry! Failing! Failing! Really! Yeah yeah yeah yeah, Fours or more is all we want.............
Wanna place Haiku song, because Haiku is in scarce here: My eyes, having observed everything, returned to the Cardhunteria. ― Roborant c{_}{_}ɔ ,the awkward BEERhunting trancer !
Built to Grind by Agoraphobic Nosebleed. Spoiler I don't play mp anymore; I just watch games get played, making maps again. Post them with my scenarios across the forums. I struggle with some and others they grind them in. The original lyrics are not safe for young eyes.
I like this but I feel like sticking with the original lyrics here weakens the entry. My recommendation: I thought I was the quick draw league king But I just lost my 1st place rank to him Even on my favorite new map He can beat my best He just logs into the server His party does the rest He always gets those Cantrips I cannot be blunter... That certain someone Sure plays a mean Card Hunter!
Tormentor of Cardhuntrian Souls by Dimmu Borgir. Spoiler: Original Song. Not for young impressionable children. I could take you to my game room And deal you cards with a smile I could pull your rares out one by one And win against you till you find no hope You could rip your hair out And let you watch me Sacrifice your warriors I could leave you to rage And even bring you to total silence ...but I won't For I find no pleasure in your physical pain I want your Cardhuntrian soul to crumble Your former plans! When I have seen your plans go up in flames And you are weeping I will laugh When I have seen you mourn over loved characters I will feel bliss when your team is in ruins I will grin in the shadows For that gives me pleasure... ...tormenting a Cardhuntrian soul
Oh! I didn't know this was a thing. I didn't even check Off-Topic before I posted a song of my own because I saw it as being pretty On-Topic myself. $E^ b
Coolio-Gangstas Paradise As i walk through these tiles i see i am close to death, i take a look at my life, theres only 4 hp left! cause i been dancing and slashing so long, that everyone can see that my moves were wrong, but i aint never crossed a dwarf that didn't deserve it, maybe 4 bloodied blocks you know thats unheard of, you better watch out a where you bursting and who you hurting, or you and your party might be lying in chalk, i really like cantrip, but i gotta know, you see that spear of darkness, fails through that pistol smoke (fool!) im that kind of greedy, that you never want to be, like all those kobolds in their mines, piling diamonds up to their eyes. We keep risking most our lives, cause we're dashing with a path of knives, We keep risking most our lives, cause we're dashing with a path of knives We keep risking most our lives, cause we're dashing with a path of knives We keep risking most our lives, cause we're dashing with a path of knives Bob, maybe you can do the next verses, im too lazy, this is a long song
