Isn't it just lovely to randomly be assigned a loss bc the server has issues?

50/50 chance you're the unfortunate sucker who times out and gets a loss because the server decided it wanted to stick its head in a hole when it happens to be your turn.

 

It has just happened to me, our souls must be linked to each other

 

Strictly speaking, it happened to exactly half of all the players who were in a match at the time...