Lord Batford's Manor UURRR(R) Obviously we post to see how many numbers we can fit into those tiny page number boxes.
A man was running in a circle and chanting "139, 139, 139, ..." as he went round and round. A passer-by approached him and asked: "Why are you running in circles and saying 139, 139?" The running man suddenly grabbed the passer-by and shoved him into a big hole in the ground he had been circling, continued running and now chanted "140, 140, 140, ..."
Ah, that explains it! (I expected you to have more trouble with goblins using Reflect Missile on your butt rainbow. I did not, and still do not care to, ponder the ramifications of such an occurrence.) Perhaps you should avoid kobolds until they learn to render proper respect for your calling and service.
Batford #2: 12 U staff, 12 U staff, 13 R arcane item, 12 R arcane item, 13 E heavy armor, (15 R heavy armor) Yellow #1: 17 U arcane skill, 15 R divine weapon, 18 R shield, 18 R divine weapon, (18 R divine item) True Mail
Old Yeller #2 (He always dies at the end.) UUEL(E) St. Bethan's Charm, Fabrian's Shield, (Farzil's Perplexing Horn)