Adventurine - The Gem For Which Less is More

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by hwango, Nov 12, 2013.

  1. hwango

    hwango Hydra

    From what I can see, here is no gemstone so reviled and despised as Adventurine. The only thing conceivably more valuable than a small, broken piece of Adventurine is having no Adventurine at all. Because...


    Adventurine Shards - Rare! - worth 40 Gold Pieces
    Small Adventurine - Rare! - worth 40 Gold Pieces
    Adventurine Trinket - Uncommon - worth 10 Gold Pieces
    Large Adventurine - Uncommon - worth 10 Gold Pieces
    Shiny Adventurine - Uncommon - worth 10 Gold Pieces
    Adventurine Gem - Common - worth 2 Gold Pieces

    So broken pieces and small pieces are much rarer and more valuable than large pieces, shiny pieces, trinkets made from the stuff, or gem quality pieces. Apparently it's very difficult to break, kind of a nuisance in large pieces, and annoyingly shiny. I picture giant slabs of the stuff all over the place with no easy way to break them up and get rid of them, their facets glittering tackily in the sunlight. Ugh.

    I only wish this extended into Epic and Legendary Treasures. Perhaps the Epic can be "Adventurine Dust," and Legendary can be "Contains Absolutely No Adventurine." That last one would be awesome.
     
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  2. Jarmo

    Jarmo Snow Griffin

    Thanks for the chuckles! Well put!
     
  3. hatchhermit

    hatchhermit Hydra

    It would be awesome if they continued the trend into the higher levels!
     
  4. Aldones

    Aldones Ogre

    Well, you could buy all that adventurine fresh picked, but it's so much more luxurious and tasty if you pay someone else to shuck them for you first.
    I imagine it's final legendary form will be a Jar of Adventurine Butter TM.
     
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  5. Kalin

    Kalin Begat G'zok

    The other gems are similar: all the Shards except Amethyst and Diamond are Rare.

    The Legendary could be called Homeopathic Adventurine.
     
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  6. hwango

    hwango Hydra

    True, shards in general do appear to be rare. Adventurine seems to be the only variety of gem to come in such a variety of sizes and flavors, though.
    Ooh, how about "I Can't Believe It's Not Adventurine!" :D
     
  7. zelink551

    zelink551 Goblin Champion

    I've decided to like most of this thread. Because it is hilarious. The End.
     
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