I have two thoughts concerning war pigs. First: we've previewed armors and blocks, yet there are other things one could do in reaction to being attacked. Like dodge, parry, or perhaps counterattack.* Suppose this little piggy has a Pig Sword card that lets a kobold standing adjacent deal a little damage if targeted in melee? Second: I do not consider myself well-versed in martial animal husbandry, but I just took another look at the picture and I suspect the question ought to be "Why is she carrying a sword?" * Also scream, wince, or bawl like a baby. But I didn't think those would make very good cards. Edit: The internet needs some sort of typeface for self-aware irony. If we're all going to be communicating by text, it would be great to have a little signal for "I'm pretending to be shocked because it's slightly more humorous that way."
First: I don't know but it sounds cool. Second: I wasn't gonna comment. I didn't want people to think I was "prudish" and "pro-censorship" by bringing up the issue again. Third: That second one may have been too vague to be funny. It was me expressing sarcasm about another thread where thematically-relevant attitudes got a bit out of hand. I was attempting to poke fun at all involved. Please don't eat me.