Ever since we met, I knew it was meant. I knew that my time would be happily spent spending days upon days just staring at you clicking weeks upon weeks doing all that we'll do. Rolling dice, figurines, numbers and names, Smashing bads, casting spells, in numerous games Finding loots like swords, wands and boots, Yes this is my game, it's back to my roots. I knew it was true True love -- THAT I knew. True love, me and you: I'm the foot you're the shoe. And so I did it! I threw my hat in! The email-type hat that lets my beta begin. Oh the excitement that welled from within! I fired it up, my email I mean. (+3 Positive Thinking) as I as I stared at my screen That email was comin, and I was quite keen. And now, two days later my fingers are numb. My eyes do not focus, my brain feels quite dumb, Click, refresh, click, refresh, as the days go and come. My life-force is ebbing, I may just succumb... .. . But NO! I must press on! I must press that refresh from dusk until dawn. then dawn until dusk until I finally spawn! then dawm until duck, until I finalli spawn.. then dom till duk till span... thnm fand bok smen... thn...
So I got some rest, if you could believe I got some rest for a mild reprieve I got some rest but I heard a beep when my computer JUMPED out of it's sleep Apparently my head hit the keyboard real hard and my TAB key flew off out into my yard And the cat shat a poop on my lap where it sat and ran into the wall with a screech and a splat... And my wife came a screaming! I woke her from dreaming, her face was all red and her ears were a steaming. Oh Cardhunter, the trouble you've got me in... Oh Cardhunter, when will my beta begin...
