Ozyola's Oddments: Custom Item Photoshopping!

Oak Roots - Someone (BM) beat you to the punch on that one

 

Awww, not Accelerated Thought x3? $E^ b

Oh ho...

Goblet of Joe
Divine Item
Accelerated Thought, Accelerated Thought, Brain Burn

$E^ }

(Cup of Joleph also crossed my mind, but isn't he super Holy and all that?)

 

We have all these guidance items, but none of them are negative!

Unhelpful Guidance
Human Skill
x1 Look, Soldier | x1 Knife Tricks | x1 Mindless Battlerage

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Look, Soldier!
Assist | Paper
Range 5
Create an Unreliable Block card and put it in target's hand.
An earlier warning would of been nice!
(Or: Push 0 target.)

Knife Tricks
Assist | Silver
Range 5
Create an Ouch card and put it in target's hand.
If you show off your skills with knife tricks, your opponent will yield for sure.

 

When I saw this...

OK WHAT

 

Eternal Night
Legendary Level 21 Divine Weapon,
2x Walpurgis Night, 2x Soothing Darkness, 2x Shifting Block


It's party 'til dawn, only dawn never comes!

 

Haha.
See where that came from, Manafig.

 

Just got an email from Dropbox. Apparently they've decided to change all Public folders to private on March 15th.

That means 99 % of the stuff I've (hot)linked to the forums will stop working. I doubt I'll find the time or motivation to update all my old Ozyola posts.

So just a heads up, if you want to continue using some of my images, better find a new image host for them in the next couple of weeks.

 

You could create a section on the Cardhunter Wiki about OO? You could place all the images there (If I remember correctly you have moderator permissions).
Though I am not sure if its right to do so because OO is not an actual part of CH. Just throwing out an idea, final decision is up to you.

 

IMHO Wiki is not the place for fan-content. Hosting is not the problem, I can share the whole zipped collection with few clicks. Editing and relinking old posts is the tedious part.

 

It's Opposite Day in Cardhuntria! Dwarves, elves, and humans all across the land are celebrating this rare occasion.

Raging Calmness
Level 6 Dwarf Skill, Tokenless Legendary




Pacifist Violence
Level 9 Elf Skill, Epic



Unsubtle Subtlety
Level 1 Human Skill, Tokenless Epic

 

MR. CARDHUNTRIA
aka SIZE MATTERS!!!

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This reminds me. The other day, something was said in World Chat, and it made me think of...

Double Pulverizing Hack to the Face
(Double Hackmaster to the Face?)

Now that would be a fun "card" to see, ha ha!

~ EDIT

...much better, because we've already seen that "Battle Calm" didn't test well with the Barbarian demographic. ~nodnod~

 

Elmer Fudd's Hunting Boots
Level 18 legendary boots

 

Waiting for you to use some of these as card art >.>

 

Staring Contest
Level 14 Common Elf Skill,


Clumsy Dancing
Level 1 Rare Dwarf Skill


Master Debater
Level 6 Rare Human Skill

 

Oh, those are art previews from my upcoming mashup game featuring Gavin (#TeamGavin) and Meryl (#TeamMeryl):






edit: @Maniafig: Ha, clever!

 

Meryl looks like a badass!
#TeamMeryl
#HYPE!

 

Ocarina of Time
Level 20 Legendary Staff,

 

Welcome and thank you for reading my newest newsletter!

Let me get straight to the point. As in the past, I still offer to fix flawed designs for you. Those things are all over Cardhuntria, with the cards their users deserve but not the ones they need. Let me remedy that issue. First with the Plumegod Blade, because what is a blade without proper slashing attacks?

Level 6 rare divine weapon.

Continuing this line of products for a second example, without further ado, bask in the glory of the newest Proven Lance! It is still hundred percent demonic, but also a hundred percent better!

Level 11 rare divine weapon.

Blood is yum, as I'm sure all vampires are going to agree. At times, however, you're just not good enough. You can't catch up to it. If you catch up to it, you can't attack it. Even the best of us have days like that. But worry no more! When this happens, just hop onto your brand new BloodMaster Red Hurricane 3000 bicycle, which will satisfy all your cycling needs!
Use strictly at your own risk.

Level 1 rare boots.

Or maybe, dear reader, you're not interested in any of this fancy stuff. Maybe you are just a good soul who for some reason began to browse this list. Well, I'm sure those are the best reasons, because you're a good person, dear reader! Obviously you just want to heal people, because you're a good person. As such, I have good news for you! Our archaeologists have recently unearthed the Skull Of St. Ob, which now we're selling for a promotional price of only a hundred gold a piece!

Level 17 rare divine item.

Do you die often? If your answer to this question is yes, please consider the following: do you enjoy dying often? If your answer to this question is also yes, you might need to seek the advice of a doctor, physician, psychologist, psychiatrist, and/or priest (if you find someone who's all of those in one, please inform me). In any case, our scientists have discovered that dying seems to be the leading cause of rapidly failing health worldwide. Our experiments are not completely finished yet, but our findings so far suggest that this might be even worse in the case of repeated dying. But fear no more! Here is the newest countermeasure to protect your health from such things, the Shield Of Last Hope!

Level 7 epic shield.

And more good news! There have been complaints that Cardhuntria is not very friendly to the smallest of us...
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Kids!

As a result of the newest expansion of this franchise, our newest line of product aims to remedy that with the introduction of CHILD SKILLS!

Varied Mischief - level 18, common


Untrained Mischief - level 6, rare


Babysitter's Nightmare - level 21 rare


Unsuccessful Scare - level 3 common


Daycare Debater - level 12 legendary


Kitchen Thief - level 20 rare


But you, dear reader, might find yourself exhausted after so much mischief. Don't worry, there's some help for everything! Hopefully you'll feel relaxed after the Elegant Dinner.