Okay, this is a real level this time: Edit: Made an easier version with the slice beasts moved even further back.
OK. Before text: “You have to help me, doc,” says Chef Gargotto. “I’ve been real anxious lately, but I don’t know why.” “All your anxieties will show up in your dreams.” says the Mr. Jingles, the psychiatrist. “What have you been dreaming of?” “I don’t know, doc. I never remember my dreams.” “That’s unfortunate. But I have a solution. A wizard will cast a spell that will transport me and my assistant into your dream. This will be very dangerous for us, but we need to see what is troubling you.” After text: Gargotto wakes. “In your dream you were attacked by cakes, puddings and death.” says Mr. Jingles. “The meaning is obvious: You have an unhealthy diet and you are worried this might kill you.”
I have learned many things from this map. Only by force-feeding pudding to a manifestation of death itself can we escape it's grasp. Also, cake is a buffer between us and our own imminent demise. Excellent map