Forval's Flavor: Cardhuntrian Fanatics' Fanciful Flavor Text Proposals

Discussion in 'Card Hunter General Chat' started by LieutenantCommanderData, Mar 18, 2016.

  1. What is Forval's Flavor? Many cards in the game are missing the all-important flavor text. This thread is about creating and submitting flavor text for those cards which are missing said flavor text. Heck, maybe you can even try to improve upon existing flavor text. Will there be a monthly thread? No, because there are no winners (only Zuul). Will these proposals get put into the game? Probably not.

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    Forval's Flavor #∞
    (closes never)

    this lifetime's restriction: none

    I have nothing to type here because this is pretty self-explanatory. Just mention a card that is missing flavor text and come up with some. Get cracking!

    P.S. I came up with this idea 100% completely on my own and have zero nagging guilt buried deep in my subconscious.
     
  2. ClocworkHeart

    ClocworkHeart Kobold

    Travelling Curse - "Please, please. Anything but Slytherin, anything but Slytherin. "
     
  3. gulo gulo

    gulo gulo Guild Leader

    all you needed to say.....


    ....anyway, Arcane Beam:

    'we came, we saw, we kicked its ass.'
     
  4. Robauke

    Robauke Guild Leader

    Pushback Parry - "Not today!"
     
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  5. 40c_rudy

    40c_rudy Lizardman Priest

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  6. seth arue

    seth arue Thaumaturge

    Unholy Wellspring
    A drop of blood for an ocean of power.
     
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  7. Macizo

    Macizo Guild Leader

    Push back parry: "hasta la vista, baby" or wherever is say it in english from terminator.
     
  8. Grimmace

    Grimmace Ogre

    Thin Clubbing Branch- Some like it straight over the plate, others relish the space for a wide swing.

    Punishing Bludgeon- The more they carried, the harder they fell

    Instant Burn- If you can't stand the heat, now is a good time to put on your running boots

    Volcano- It was like a river of fire with a mind of its own, it followed us with relentless vigour.

    Wild Spark- Does anyone have a spare kite and a key?
     
  9. Super4011

    Super4011 Lizardman Priest

    Force Field: Can't hit me now.

    Genetic Therapy: Therapy always helps.

    Mimetic Crown: No-one really understands how this armor works
    .
    Teleport: Now I am here, now I am gone.

    Enchanted Harness: Looks nice, gives alright protection, and somehow makes your other armor better.

    Mimetic Armor: Many have chosen not to wear this armor, as they are afraid of the armor's effect unleashed on themselves.

    Destructive Purge: You are looking good today. Let me change that.

    Radioactive Goo: There was once a guy who decided to bathe himself in the stuff. He never looked the same again.

    Flash Of Agony: A wizard once made a flash in the middle of a village, a guy in another village was hit with the magic and died, that story has definitely scared most people.

    Volcano: SURPRISE!!!

    Hypnotic Beacon: Also known as the Force-Enemies-To-Dance-A-Tron.

    Barbed Platemail: People who wear this armor all the time are not liked, as they often hurt others without meaning to.

    Frenzy Aura: Some people are find one second, then goes into massive frenzy the next.
     
  10. Robauke

    Robauke Guild Leader

    Some hits and misses, many have a meta angle i am unsure about. The one for Destructive Purge is a sure hit. And I like the Frenzy Aura idea a lot - Maybe we can expand on that "boiling under the surface" idea. Also the "only use this indoors" rule hinted at in your flash of agony one.
     
  11. seth arue

    seth arue Thaumaturge

    Inspiring Presence -
    I pray this works.
     
  12. Lucky Dice

    Lucky Dice Thaumaturge

    Barbed Platemail

    I'm a real sharp dresser!
     
  13. seth arue

    seth arue Thaumaturge

    Purge -
    An answer looking for a question.
     
  14. Maniafig

    Maniafig Thaumaturge

    Gene Therapy: Side effects may include: Slipperiness, Levitation, Intense Anger, Instantaneous Regeneration, Invisibility and Mutation.

    Stone Spikes: "Trust me, you don't want to sit on these." -Guru Tebintor

    Escaping Run: "Sorry, I got places to be!" -Nymphia the Nimble

    Leap: *Shwoop!*

    Reflect Missile: "What goes around, comes around." -Cardhuntrian proverb

    Disorienting Block: "What's that?!" -Fooled ya

    Dual Laser Beacon: What's better than a laser beacon? Two laser beacons!

    Instant Burn: "Your mother." -Common schoolyard saying

    Volcano: The ground is lava! Literally!

    Lava Pool: One pool party you don't want to attend.

    Flash Flood: NO SWIMMING ALLOWED

    Unholy Energy: Sure, it might sting a little, but it's renewable!

    Death Touch: "I was wearing the thickest hide, yet I felt so cold, so cold..." -Menorkin Deathtouched

    Reaching Swing: Just... a little... further...!
     
  15. j3st3ri

    j3st3ri Thaumaturge

  16. seth arue

    seth arue Thaumaturge

    Demonic Power -
    "The contract must be signed in blood"
     
  17. Valadilene

    Valadilene Lizardman Priest

  18. hello world

    hello world Hydra

    Obliterating chop:Barbarians learn to be precise while training with axes, specifically the precision needed to cut an elf and a dwarf's neck in the same swing
     
  19. j3st3ri

    j3st3ri Thaumaturge

  20. Lucky Dice

    Lucky Dice Thaumaturge

    Mass Frenzy

    You get a frenzy! You get a frenzy! EVERYBODY GETS A FRENZY! Except the enemy.
     

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