Name the Daily Deal merchant!

We've got Randimar's Rarities for the random shop.

I propose Dolores the Daily Deal Duchess!

Fire away with your own ideas

 

Answered you in the other thread - Daily Deal is just another shop run by Randimar, at the moment. But maybe if you guys come up with a really great name we can put it in

 

Grinch Shop 0'ramas " all you dont want for twice the gold"

 

Shady Vic's Backalley Emporium.

 

Sorry Flax, I've seen your reply seconds after starting this. Even if nothing gets chosen it still might be a good laugh ;]

 

I find it hard to believe Randimar would besmirch his good name with a shop so decidedly unrandom.

 

Actually it can be good to have the name "Daily Deal" so people can at once understand that it, unlike Randi, resets daily.

 

I can see this one work!

 

Olivar's Overstock?
Flak's back alley deals?
Um's Underground Surplus?

 

I'll put my suggestion here, too.

Daisy's Daily Deals

 

All this Shop talk is making me want to go play Recettear.
So in that spirit how about Arma's Armory.

 

So I think te biggest contribution I can give is a list of needlessly silly names... without further ado:
Randi's Backdoor Deals
Randi's Daily Drop
Crazy Randi's Clearance Specials
The Daily Deal... Sponsored by The Loot Fairy
Cardotron's OP Paradise
Randimar's Express
Randi's Legs... Open All Night!
The Flax Shack
Doog's Daily Deals of Doom
The Shop... No Dwarven Wizards Allowed
The Daily Legend
Jon's Golden Sink
RNGs R Us
The Dragon's Den
The Daily Dungeon
Rare-Mart
CFP (Cardhuntria's Finest Products)
The OP Palace
Swords, Spells and Beyond
Target

 

First, LOL. Some of those were pretty funny! My only thought now is:

The Daily Dig

Or something like the Daily Raid, Yesterday's Loot, The Stumbling Ogre's Caravan.

 

I think BM should pick 5 names and create a poll to decide what the name should be.
One week to vote on the absolutely least important feature of the upcoming changes.

 

I doubt we'll put it to a vote. The current name is extremely functional and descriptive... don't get your hopes up about it changing. No guarantees in either direction.



I like the extremely dirty names.

 

Farb's "It Fell Off A Truck" Outlet

 

Oh I have no hope about what is literally the most insignificant detail of the balance changes. In fact one more for the list.
The Hope Shop... as in I hope there's a Heartripper, I hope there's a...

 

I object to any name including "Deal" unless it comes with at least a 10% discount.
Dame Spella's Daily Specials

 

Woah, why not?
Daily deal could have 10% cheaper prices, what do you think? 2250, 450 and 90 so people would be more tempted to check it every day.